What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?

"Yeah I agree! She's annoying! "

Talking shit about zeldas voice actor in breath of the wild

My mom saying something I don't remember

"doesnt matter"

"Totally rad dude"

Crack skank?!

>"ok"

t-thanks mom

"Thank youuu"

Sorry I only fuck vagina

"damn time flies xo"

I haven't received a text from a woman other than mom in at least 10 years.

"for sure, will do, thank you"

My landlady. Upstairs tenant died of some medical problem (heart attack?) last week. Landlady was responding to request I had made on behalf of the guy's family to contact them regarding apartment access to collect his things and sort his affairs. I happened to be the one who found him. Odd thing, the emergency dispatcher asked me if I had a defibrillator. I didn't know those were common enough to assume people might have one on hand in a residence. It was much too late anyway, he had been dead for 12+ hours already.

>"I don't ever want to see your tiny dick ever again, its over, we're through."
She blocked me shortly after

Do traps count?

"love you hun...want anything at the store?"

>opposite sex

how big is your dick

cool fucking story bro

>come over after work so you can sign this paperwork.

not so cool for my neighbour tho :(

"Musty is worth it."

Regarding an overrated tourist attraction that features old people and old houses.

>me: Come hang out with me now. Let's celebrate with ice cream or something.
>her: I can't doctors appt o:
>me: Ok

I love you!

I don't get many texts from bitches last one was from a month ago

>I fucking know you know where my sister was that night justin is going to beat it out of you as soon as we see you fucking little dicked piece of shit I am going to enjoy him kicking your ugly teeth out 100 100

Word is her sister ripped off a drug dealer and he retaliated in a not so nice way but you know how motherfuckers make shit up to sound tough she most likely is just laying low. I don't even know the guy and met her sister once. Fuck em all