Is the noose the most efficient way of commiting suicide? Im looking for something painless

Is the noose the most efficient way of commiting suicide? Im looking for something painless.

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No, a 12 gauge shotgun to the head is. Highest success rate.

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It's efficient. If you're looking painless, look elsewhere.

Syringe full of bleach into major artery.

No, hanging can go either way.. it's more effective than other methods, but can fuck up and leave people brain damaged.

Also, suicide is not a viable answer for any problem, trust me. I've hit rock bottom and things do get better, times change and so do most situations.

Not too pry, but what are your reasons for wanting too opt out?

Shotgun, in your mouth at a 45 degree angle. 99% success and even if you "live" you'll probably be in a coma and die anyway. Hanging is alright if you don't have a gun but it does hurt so do it on a whole lotta drugs if you can. Speaking of that, don't try OD'ing, it only works like 1 in 10 times and the hospital bills are astronomical (unless you're eurofag). Best of luck, user.

Get a gun and start a massacre, go out with a bang instead of a whimper

I just dont see any reason in continuing life. Ive tried seeking help but ive been told other people had problems that were worse and i should be glad that im "lucky".

No clue how i would or where i would. I dont want to be viewed as a villian.

What is killing yourself going to fix? Absolutely nothing. Why not just live your life like a robot and pretend you're dead? Worst thing that could happen is you die accidentally and youre keeping open the possibility that your life turns around eventually and you start loving every second of it....

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Ah i see, well those people that told you that you should be glad your lucky are ignorant of your plight. Different people handle different situations in different ways, a trivial problem too one is a life changing dilemma too another.

What help have you tried seeking? and yet again, not too pry.. but what exactly are your problems at the moment?

Could be a troll yes, this is Sup Forums after all. I am not a newcomer, however this could be legit and i am not some ghoul who is going to not try too help if i can.

>worst thing that could happen if you don't kill yourself is you die anyways by accident eventually
Never thought of it like that

I literally just can't comprehend suicide. You're at absolute rock bottom. There's literally nowhere your life can go except up. See a doc, get some meds, whatever to get through it. If you're still suicidal it';s not like that option goes away but 99% chance you'll be relieved you weren't retarded enough to do it

So far, im not going to end it just yet. Im waiting until nothing can help me anymore. Ive been dealing with this since high school and everyone turns me away. Ive tried to talk to family, but being the oldest child never gets your parents to want to help you. Few people have tried to help me, and it just isnt enough.
So as of now, i will not end it. This is just a backup plan.

45 degree angle, why? Wouldn't one want to take out the medulla oblongata?

You could consider me a troll, but i dont intend to end it yet. This my final plan. I figure that Sup Forums would have the know how on this type of stuff.

>There's literally nowhere your life can go except up.

Haha, that's literally not true.

I take it you are still pretty young? Look, obviously i am not you, but i can honestly say in my experience that things get better. I hit rock bottom, had a nervous breakdown, became Agoraphobic due too that etc.. And i have managed to salvage bits of my life back.

Talking about it, getting the meds i need and learning to just not care and take each day as it comes helped me a lot. Finding things you love also helps, getting a hobby you enjoy.. for example i love reading, playing video games, card games etc.. So i just started doing more of that. Doing something you like helps take your mind off things and generally just makes you feel better.

Quick drop from a balcony or something similar is the quickiest.The rope is not the quickiest unless done properly by pro.

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You want to feel what he felt? Easy or not, judge for yourself.

I have 3 plans:
A. Admit myself to hospital/seek medical treatment
Flaws: i would be too embarrassed
B. Try to change current way of life like taking classes in pottery or other things i havent tried
Flaws: that would require me to give effort i cannot afford to give
C. End it.
Flaws: my life would be over, no restart, game over.

Straight back like that you can actually miss and just blow off your jaw and shit, end up paralyzed or retarded. 45 degree angle basically destroys the entire brain. You can also do it from your temple, but there's a chance you'll remain conscious afterwards.

I guess it doesn't really matter though, the success rate only varies by a couple percentages between methods. If a 1-2% difference is a big enough deal for you to care about, you might as well go to a casino and turn your life around.

There is nothing embarrassing about seeking help when it comes too your mental health. You don't ignore or fuck about with mental health issues, they need addressing.

Ok, it sounds like you are interested in pottery, that's a start. It wouldn't hurt to try it out would it. You might really enjoy it.

Plan C is not going to sort anything out, you could opt out and for all you know you could of got better in time, it takes time too get better. You also need to cut stressful people/situations out of your life if possible.

Gotcha. I'll probably go with a slight up angle when the time comes.

I think i may start with plan B, as i think it will help the most. I dont think i can cut stressful people out of my life because that would mean cutting out most of my friends and a good chunk of my family

Do you have money?Buy a gun 'n amo go to a cassino and go all in, if you win you'll have dem moneyz, if you lose, you at least tried/had a excuse (if you're a loser and care about that).
Gezz, you never though about it?

I dont think money would bring me any happiness. I know it sounds cliche but i thibk casinos are pits of human misery. Im not ready to end it yet so i dont want to be associated with places like that.

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Well, if you ever decide to do it, at least go all in a cassino.

Careful not to go straight up or else you'll just get your face. It's best to do it sitting down, with your knees up in front of you, so you can aim better. See you on the other side, friend.

Stop being such a pussy fuckng normie

Was debating on this if my wife leaves me, we have a kid if she leaves il lose my job my house everything so might as well check out because fuck starting over

You dont know what bottom means then. Having nothing, losing everything, alienating everyone that loves you until you're more of a burden than a joy. Im out of options now, and I cant think about anything but dying. I fucked up so bad and I cant live with it anymore.

I think rat poison before bed might be a good way. Sorry you had a rough go better luck next time, and god bless your soul

Ooo get pass out drunk and take rat poison

Thanks user. I wish it was different.

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Sleep it off, user. Trust me. Nothing is worse than nothing when you're gone. I've been there.

Whole bottle of blood pressure pills.. go-to sleep.. you will never wake up.. all blood will thin to point of leaking out of arteries, pooling in body cavity.. heart will stop.. your dead... Worked 22 years as jail guard.. how most serious suicides happened, hanging was just for attention and VERY painful, cut a couple down..

One shotgun shell is also lower cost than a sturdy rope.

Don't do this. Find something better to do with your time instead.