How big do you think Gloria the Hippo's turds are?

How big do you think Gloria the Hippo's turds are?

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6

6 what?

No wait maybe 7

6/8

Id fuck her so fuxking bad man

You would? Even if she did big turds?

I don't understand

Would u let her blow massive earthshaking braps in your face if you got to fuck her after?

at the very least 9

No, 8/2

>earthshaking

Yes, id eat her logs

WHAT MEASUREMENTS ARE YOU USING?

Huge, gigantic braps, so long and powerful that they shake buildings and shatter glass

Do you know how big her logs are?

No, maybe even 9/11

I'm not into farts for any gross aspects, but damn, the idea of a fart so big and loud it makes the ground shake is amazing.

STOP TROLLING AND ANSWER ME YOU FAGGOT.

more of this

All I have of her, sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=MgWi--BRRsA RAID IT ISTS A ROBLOX STREAM

she has no hole so 0

Id say they range from 4inches in girth radius, 2 feet in length and weight about 3-5 pounds

Amazing in a "makes you hard" kinda way? Because thats perfectly normal and not gross, unlike this guy.

Remember reading Animorphs??

NYPA, faggot.

>Amazing in a "makes you hard" kinda way?
In that sense and also in the sense that it's literally an incredible feat to pull of. I've thought about the concept of room-shaking farts before and I really like the idea of it.

No

That length is great but I thought they'd be thicker than that. What a shame.

So do I, but for probably a different reason.

How is it perfectly normal?

And what reason is that?

Radius is half, so that's an 8 inch wide stink anaconda she has to force out. That's bretty thicc.

None of your concern.

6 stone each

Because it is.

>Radius is half
Oh crap, sorry, I thought you said diametre. 8 inches thick? That's fucking hot. Wish we had a drawfag here.

>stink
Ew gross

you're a faggot

Pussy

How? Gloria is female.

Fine, I am an actual brap fag in the flesh. Happy?

I'm not British, post a picture of something that weighs that much for comparison.

Explain

Nothing to be ashamed of user, after all I like giant turds. I used to be into hyperfart stuff but not really anymore, although I still find the idea of a room-shaking fart hot.

How large are her fart bubbles?

I'm not really into hyper stuff either, was just shit posting brap stuff.

Eh, even if you were you posted an idea that was hot, so thank you anyway.

I wish they made her crack deeper on her model.

hey newfag here, what's hyperfart ?

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>Page 7
Come on guys. Don't leave yet!

Huge farts that are impossible in real life, Jesus, read up on your fetishes.

Impossibly large fart.

Hyper refers to impossible larges thing in fetish art/porn. For example, hyperbreasts are impossibly large breasts, hypermuscle is impossibly large muscles, etc.

Maybe it's just me, but I think Gloria is the perfect kind of character for hyperfart/hyperscat art.

Elephants are too. I would know, because I come across that "shit" in my quests to cum and free myself from the horny prison.

Guys! Why are you slowing down? Keep posting more!

Elaborate

She would have never even needed the boat to get back to America. She could have just went into the ocean and fart-proppelled herself there.

It's called "I'm a brap fag who also faps to furry shit". Yep.

No, what I mean is you were implying you've seen some hyperscat pics. Got any links?

Why is the thread so slow now? :/

I'm not into it, so I don't save them. Or regular braps, which I am. Only "normal" furry shit and regular porn.

If you want the really good shit go to furaffinity.net, and make an account with a 5 min email, Google it to find that. Then just search for it. If your too big of a pussy, go to e621.net and search it, you don't need an account, but there's less stuff.

But do you remember where you saw those pics?

I've seen all there is to see on e621. I'm not keen on making an FA because of the security issues.

That's why you make it with a throw away email. I've been there for 4 fucking years and have not had a problem.

Can anyone here draw?

Eh, I've probably seen all the good stuff using the FA onion archive anyway.

Fa is the God damn motherload. You can never see it all. Suck it up and do it, use a proxy or vpn and a throw away email, nothing to lose.

I bet she could turn the entire watering hole from the second movie into a spa if you know what I mean.

Obviosly using " "/" " measurement system fgt

Now help us find out if the turds would be 7/9 or 3/14

Well, do you know any hyperscat artists in particular that are gold? I've already seen Zombiecat, Yowesephth, Squidbusicuit, Riis and a few others.

I'm thinking 11/8 at least.

Please use the metric system for measurements

Im not sure, as I said, not into it, so I'm not sure. Could quickly check fa if you want me to, although I am aware of those artists.

If you could that'd be great thanks.

Bump for giant hippo logs

>Page 7 again
Not on guys. Not on.

T H I C C

Alright, found a couple. Questionable herms, but ajaxis has some good stuff. Also, quality, that's the name, has some stuff as well.

Okay, thanks. I'll go look him up. And yeah, already heard of quality. In fact, he declared August 1st Hyperscat Day.

We need to go THICCER

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP TEE HEE SORRY user BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT MY WARM CREAMY LOGS. SO FUCKING HOT.

How big are your logs?

About tree fiddy

tree fiddy what?

trees

Dollars

That doesn't tell me how big they are.

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Hot damn

[spoiler]I want to see an even thiccer butt[/spoiler]

Anyone decent at photoshop?

How do you like this big boi

Bah, that's smaller than the last pic!

Not Gloria but she can be if you want her to be

>human landwhale
Fucking disgusting

Faggot

>faggot for not liking morbidly obese pigs
Okay user

Well you like a fucking hippo.

furry fats > human fats
Accept it, plebian.