Why are you single?

Why are you single?

Poor social skills, an unhealthy interest in video games, and an obsession with being angry at people who have done nothing wrong but live better than I ever could possibly have dreamed to simply by being normal, regular pieces of shit.

What's your excuse?

I'm afraid of being vulnerable, and my girlfriend also broke up with me, and also I don't have enough sauce to pick up some random thot even if I wanted to

trying to get her back rn

I am you

Aspergers
Social phobia
Anxiety
I'm a NEET
Can barely walk upright after an accident
Ugly.

Because I am not a normie,
because I am gay,
because I am NOT on any local lgbt dating side because of the degeneracy among the faggots,
Because I am a femboi boipucci and either pedos or shady, abusive people want to control me since I look young as fuck,
Because I look for something stable and I turn down sex and hook-ups, they are frowned upon by me. 2 years and half without sex here,
Because I get hit on by guys on the street and it proves to me that males are just a bunch of testosterone over infested meat with a penis attached,
Because gay people are mentally ill, shady, usually have more partners than existing STDs or the other way around and the list goes on....

>tfw I can't find a mature, masculine, defintely-not-a-normie husband to share my life, soul, body with

Watching to much Alex Jones

Pffffffffffff Kekekekeke

>Why are you single?
Because I've been married and pretty much feel like unloading my 12 gauge in the face of every woman I see.

Basically this.

SImple. I'm incapable of loving another person.

Looks more like a brother and sister pic than a bf/gf pic

Praise kek

im not

Been used before by women for money. Fuck them, I kept spending like 100-130 on them EVERY SINGLE week. And then when they get sick of you, they dump you.

i'm not. i have a girlfriend who loves me so much she tattooed my name on her foot

ive only known her for 30 days and am about to propose next week.

shes a Sup Forums ironygirl and really cute.

you should all be jelly that you will never experience a love this tight. having a pretty girl love you with all her heart is cool

pic related

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>30 days
>propose

I hope she enjoys half of your shit, friend.

Would rather spend time working on myself rather than get involved and distracted with intimacy.

Also social anxiety of getting involved with someone who will know me super well. I'm specific with the people who get to fully know me.

>she tattooed my name on her foot
I'm happy for you, but that's trashy as fuck.

meant to say 30 weeks ;)

Because I have my waifu and I don't need anybody else.

You talk like that's better.

...

Im not. But sometimes i wish i would. Ive been with this girl for 6 months now, and she is sweet, funny, clever and we have the absolute best sex i have ever had in my life. The time we spend together is always nice.

She was a slut before me tho. So im constantly thinking she is gonna fuck around on me, because, hey, if you can ride on random dicks in the past, whats stopping you now? Its always in the back of my mind, and being on Sup Forums with its "all women are sluts" mentality is not helping.

Because i'm a sad pathetic fuck that people dont want

whatever dude we are madly in love so who cares

and this is coming from a dude whose had like 15 girlfriends before, never felt this way about a femanon before

>only goes outside to work
>nocturnal
not much more to say other than that

I'm too lazy to find it but there's an image for this. It's some shit about this not even being b8, you're just throwing hooks into the water. Trying too hard only catches the small-fry user

Because I broke up with gf a few months ago.

Honestly she was awful - super controlling and manipulative, but really goodlooking and just a demon in bed so I put up with it. Still not sure if breaking up was the right call.

Not that I'm regretting it or lonely or anything...

[Pic absolutely not related]

thats the gayest thing ive read

Also drinking like a fish now so that's not a plus.

Better things to do. Focus on my degree, focus on building and manufacturing ideas into reality and make it work for me as a career, something I enjoy without caring about the pay, just advancing myself and humanity.

Because I look like this

Cause im an ugly cunt who only cares about himself

fucking sharing a life with someone when its my life, im not dedicating the only time i have existing to someone else.

Its not gay to like fem cocks faggot

I'm not I'm married but if I ever get divorced I'm staying single, seems a whole lot easier.

you should know the rule by now...

present milk bags or proceed to leave

fuck off, women get free reign of men but choose to turn down a percentage of them because they're not what they want

ugly men get nothing

theres always a man out there for a woman, but there aint ever gonna be a woman out there for every man

find someone who doesnt care about looks then

I'm a sissy not a girl

Do you live in UK? Because even as a chick you're pretty ugly.

Women can fuck off while I get money.

ok, FINE. If you want to pretend to be a woman, then pretend to follow the rules. I hate faggots because they go through with anything other than suicide and it's pathetic

I live in canada

got out of a 2 year relationship and have enough for a while

the only right answer to this is that i am ugly

I'm just busy with school and work. I'm currently seeing someone, but I don't know if it'll go anywhere.

well id fuck you, if you're by any chance in
south yorkshire then you'll have a confirmed fuck

Wow so one of the two countries with uglier people than the United Kingdom. Congrats.

Can't socialise, hate everyone, stick to work and study because of it

Nigga I'm married! Fuck outta here with this lame ass weak shit all fuckin robble robble weeb bullshit up in my hood with your fucking shirt and your three dollar hair did lookin like donkey kong fucked a toaster shit dawg you probably run up midgets to get yo jenkem fix straight out itty bitty's ass with them lanky ass bike reflector arms of your like some god damn whacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man or some shit, wastin my time when I'm gonna get turnt in about five

cuz the girls saw me as a friend but never as a lover or somethin' like that, maybe is because i'm a thin boy

Don't want a gf. Had a bad experience with last one so it's just fwb for me and i couldn't be happier

It's my choice

women don't like me
most of them are superficial, greedy, and mean. nothings good enough for them. they have these shifting goal posts of conditions, you have to have this and that, you have to do this and that, then the whole while there is no conditions for them even if you do everything the whole end to it is having to be stuck around someone that's just going to continue to disrespect you and demand more while whoring around with other guys they don't treat that way

im a bi male please date me

i always end up hurting the girl by becoming less interested and letting the relationship die on its own. it happens within about a year. ive been told that its a very hurtful thing to do, so i pretty much just dont try anymore

Same here, six years of relationship, is really heavy start over again

Thanks i guess

>brought up religious
>sEx BeForE mArRïDge iS bAd
>can't have gf because gf = sex pretty much, or so I was taught
>I'm 19 now, and am unable to talk to grills

Because I'm crippled by my hate of myself.

Okay, annony

no man im serious. im bi and i really want a relationship with a man. im so fucking tired of women. i feel like ill never be able to have a happy relationship with a woman. i get along better with men.

I assume I wouldn't do as a man for you?

what?

no you're actually cute, u lonely?

I'm not single. Check my dubs

Thank you and yes, very I have a hole in my life only cock can fill

well maybe we can work something out. u live in the US?

Canada

damn, east or west?

east

Relationships take effort and I don't have the effort to spare

fuck you live far from me. how do you feel about long distance?

Afraid of commitment and being cheated on.

not worth it

Please kill yourself on live television.

I've never been single

well sorry to dissapoint. would've liked to get to know you.

I am a manlet who is also balding at age 24. The only woman I loved left me 2 years ago and now she is with another woman. This made me even more insecure and I stopped caring about myself, I am slightly overweight now and also I might have a problem with alcohol.

I'm in middle management working almost 55 to 60 hours a week with no real upward mobility in my current company and way too fucking much of my money goes to take care of my father with alzheimer's and the rest goes to my ex wife to supposedly pay for the our kids that I only get to see every other weekend.

But hey, at least i have my dog, my garden, a mortgage and Sup Forums.

Guess the dildos will have to sustain me

I'm not unfortunately

uh no, I have dubs

If you let me cum on your face I can become your BF
pic related it's me.

im fucking ugly thats why

You can cum anywhere you want

Basically too independent, I have decent confidence with women. Although I would rather be in bed alone. I enjoy a good book or a good baseball game on a quiet afternoon. I dont want anyone telling me what to do or where to go. I could get some girl uglier than me Id rather pass. I promise you virgins pussy isnt that great.

wish u lived closer. id treat you good.

Bcs I'm not cutable.

Rather be treated bad

by treat u good i mean make you cum hard

Because I haven't found anyone I'm attracted to yet. Fml

Because she will never be real:

That picture is not attractive, not sure why you would post it. Well not just the picuture, but your body...

Ah perf

so, leave me your contacts.

I like my body, I'm not of those that have to be ripped or something. I'm 6'1" for 198 lbs.