>be me >almost mid 20s >only hang out with small group of girlfriends >one day hormones run >flirt with 'nice guy' from church >decides to breaks character and asks me on date >wants to get know me over ice-cream
Well Sup Forums, looks like it's my turn to finally enter the wonderful world of normiedom
John Campbell
I got a normie girlfriend like 2 years ago and I still fuck furniture. You're not out yet.
Luis Turner
fuck
Grayson Thomas
Now post your tits and also pictures of your furniture
Luis Adams
OP never said they were a girl >.>
Leo Phillips
moobs?
Lucas Carter
Church people dont do fags >op is female implied
Xavier Taylor
All the gay people i know are christian and go to church every sunday
Anthony Ward
good for you, user get the fuck outta here before you're here forever
Jaxon Fisher
Do you live in Portland
Gabriel Watson
what about unitarian church?
Dylan Hill
No, Florida. Spanish Christians just care a lot less about homosexuality unless they're a jehovas witness.
Blake Myers
/r/Fuckpearl on reddit is the best subreddit actually
Lincoln Lee
Don't be gay OP, share the luck.
Zachary Rogers
I think the portland equivalent to church is hipster cafe's.
Asher Sullivan
I think it's beautiful you may have found your same-sex partner, and are opening yourself up emotionally. Sup Forums is a toxic place, and I'll pray for your happiness.
Liam Torres
are you some kind of missionary trying to spread love and peace in b? weirdo.
Colton Gonzalez
>picture of girl >hand with girls >hormones >flirt with boys Yeah, sure sounds like a flaming faggot to me