Yo b I found weed in a field wat should I do ?

yo b I found weed in a field wat should I do ?

1. yolo : smoke weed every day
2. troll : destroy the grass
3. capitalism : sell the weed
4.don't do anything

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Leave it alone, you'd be bummed if you planted some and someone fucked with your plants

5. Try not to get yourself shot

Take a little bit from each plant, but not enough so its noticeable
Make it look like the wildlife fucked with it

don't live in the US lol

If its a ton, steal some to smoke//sell then report it. If it's a little, leave be or leave a note complimenting the fine gentleman/woman

Is it legal where you live?

seem like a good idea

thk bro !

nop

6. Get yourself shot

as I say Im not merican

Is it a big field?

Then fuck off, Ahckbar.

If you're serious about this, DON'T TAKE ANY OF IT. Me and my friends found a field, we took all the fucking plants and hid them away.

A week passes and and the local rockers are driving around getting information, I was paranoid for ageses not knowing if anyone saw us taking it, so my advice would be, getting high ain't worth paranoia for months.

i dont give a shit what you do man

pretty big yep !

Do Sell all of it.
Report the field hope for reward.

first off make sure its not just industrial hemp

I don't live here, just stay for 3 days so I dont give a fuck

yep I think this is the best thing to do.

DESTROY THE FUCKING DEVIL'S LETTUCE!

Which country are you in?

Thats a cartel field better leave before they chop cop

France, and this is not industrial hemp sure at 100%

ok I take some now !

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1. burn them
2. catch the smoke
3. ?
4. profit

OP IS FAGGOT

lol Im paranoid I hear something but there is nobody here, I have 2 bags full actually

Fait tourner :p

yep this is a picture I found on the einternet and ?

cmon bro .. u cant be that retarded

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Pour gasoline all over it and burn it.. wreck someone's day

Get the fuck out of there is my advice
You get caught youre dead...period
They dont want it stolen or you going to the law
Stay the fuck out, watch out for fish hooks on fishing line around the edges of the field

tu te trouve ou ?
je suis en vacance dans le sud !

that cool I have 4 bag full of weed now !

do n't take it all, just have a little taster

>fish hooks on fishing line around the edges of the field

Is that actually a fucking thing?

yeah a weed grower is going to murder and bring attention to his operation over a little stolen crop, pests take way more than this guy ever could

4

Id sell or do 4, cause this guy does also have a point
But then money is also a valuable commodity.

Just take a couple of nugs in respect for the grower

1 and 3 obv

Ok faggot go plow thru a dope field if a beaners minding it your fertilizer you pre pubescent punk

Im hidden under an old fallen tree
I hear someone
I guess this is some backpacker

yeah they hang treble hooks on ficking line in the trees all around the field

I don't live in us and if you took my pants I'd shoot you.

what the fuck does that sentence even mean please repeat in standard englando x

>that cool I have 4 bag full of weed now !
from that photo enjoy smoking water leaves queer

>if you took my pants
>my pants
>pants

Topkek

Well if this is pic related then option 1 and 3 are out. It hasn't even started flowering yet, once it has you need to wait another 8 to 14 weeks.

You're a faggot...That better?

Absolutely, back in the old days before it was legal in my state, I left many more nefarious traps than that.

Do a bit of all options except option 4

Just bring one plant with you and leave the rest. Don't be nignog and steel someones lifework cuz you want it for your self.

I take 6 bags, now I leave
Im a little bit paranoid b

6 bags of what? Leaves and stems of a plant in veg? You will literally have to smoke all of it to get any effect, and that effect will be smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.

>nugs

I take the nugs, they are little but I think good to smoke

You must be fun at parties. Stop trying to kill the fun. I bet you complain about how bad Sup Forums is now, and when a random thread that's not bait comes up you try and derail it. Fuck off.

Où ça dans le sud ?
Dans le var et le vaucluse tout le monde fait pousser dans les champs !

nop, dordogne.

I see literally no nugs. Just new leaf clusters that haven't opened yet.

poste les coordonnes du champ.
juste pour information.

Set it on fire

Well, I can't speak for old Sup Forums since I've only been here for 2 years. I have a feeling it's probably always been about like this. I'm not trying to derail anything, I'm trying to keep this guy from getting shot stealing unfinished product. I'm a grower so I'm trying to help him keep his life...stealing from this isn't worth it.

Joder que putada de mision... y lo que molaba conducir luego

You do get that the op picture isn't a picture of the actual field he found, right?

Yes, but I also know growing seasons....kind of my literal fucking job and lively hood. It's too early, wait until September or October if you want to be a ripper. Then you still have the task of curing if you want a decent product which takes another 2 months.

They could differ from area to area, not all places have the same weather.

Blah blah blah, yada yada yada, lived in Europe for 8 years. It's not ready. I promise.

Fair enough, I live in Europe as well, but I've never had to take care of weed plants.

whole thread sounds like fedbait
see who knows how to grow

It's really not as easy as everyone thinks it is. It takes lots of knowledge and experience, perfect balance of light, defoiliaging, proper nutrients, water and soil ph, ppm, ec, pest and fungal prevention and removal, knowing when to harvest, how to cure, how to store, etc. It's truly alot of work. I grow my plants and also work a full time job. If I were to catch this guy stealing my shit especially before it was done.....or even after, hed be dissolving in hydrochloric acid. So....i figured I'd tell him it's really not worth it.

You're fucking retarded if you think you can just pluck buds from a plant and smoke them. Enjoy your harsh shitty smoke asshole, hope you choke on it

You'd have too
They'll either come back when its ready
or narc you out. Growing is serious business.
And even if you make it thru the grow Then you have to fuck with selling it....Not worth it

Yeah totally, the feds moniter this imageboard just to find growers and not the hundreds of dedicated grow boards on the the entire internet. Jesus Christ man, smoke a dub.

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Not for me. I'm all legal and legitimate :)

they filter it all Einstein

kek

sweet....wish I could just from a hobby standpoint
the fruit would be the icing on the cake

by the way they laugh when you wank to trap porn as well...kek

Maybe 10 years ago they cared. Ask any police officer in the states what the priority of cannabis is and you'll get a chuckle. If you're in a legal state like me and aren't growing 700 plants(without a license) every 4 months then no-one gives a shit.

Marijuana field dont just grow like mushrooms so,
5. Run away and never go back or risk being tortured by the cartel.

well here its redneck heaven, the fucking bible belt I'm trapped in the 1950's..no shit..You get caught with 5 plants you lose everything worth anything, and possible tax evasion charges. After all that BillyBob and Chester the only 2 cops in a 30 mile radius will be on you like a duck on a junebug until you move

this

Post pic of your werden OP. Also never go back to that place.

*Weed

That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say

Lel. Europe isnt shitplace US or mexico. Maybe eastern europe

Truthfully you could grow 1 plant as a hobby under 1000 watts of hid lighting and receive 1000 grams without getting caught. Just get a 4×4×8 tent with a good 1000 watt light and ballast, inline fan, carbon filter, scrog net, good nutrients etc and you'll never be busted unless you show people your shit. I literally grew and sold weed illegally from 15 to 19 and no-one new I was growing what I was selling including my best friends and gf. Keep it small scale so you won't raise suspicions with electric companies and tell literally NOONE. It's legal for me now so Its whatever, however no-one but my my wife and a handful of people (clients) know anything is up.

So you eoukd shoot a fellow Sup Forumsro down on his luck trying to walk off with a few plants you wouldnt even know were missing? Dick move man.

OP you gonna be gay fertilizer

we know what he meant goob
do you spell ckfags feel superior or some shit
because you're a fat toad that was so busy studying to drown out the reality that you couldn't get laid in a trailer park whore house with a fist full of foodstamps

kek

I just moved from tn this year to get back at it for this very reason. Didn't grow while I was down there because I had a wife and kids to lose. If you're single, 1 plant won't matter bub.

I corrected my own post faggot

>So you eoukd shoot a fellow Sup Forumsro down on his luck trying to walk off with a few plants you wouldnt even know were missing? Dick move man
Oh yeah man they only take a few, would never consider coming back at all

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>growing a plant
>not easy
Christ stoners really have gotten lazy. I smoked in my teens and early 20s, played vidya, but my god we at least got out off out sofas and computer chairs and did shit outside every now and then. No wonder milenials are fucking fat. When is the last time you've played a competitive sport user? Kek or even touched a football, basketball or jump rope?