So, Tell me why you're still a virgin user

>So, Tell me why you're still a virgin user.

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because girl's scare me

this

I'm unattractive

Because i'm ugly poor and i have a little dick

same

I'm not

Because im an Idiot.
As soon as my holliday is over ill Just fuck a hooker, so that will be taken care of.

>girl's
good job

+1

Im not, now tell me why do you look like a whore with daddy issues.

Social ineptitude

yes OP, that's how conversations go

No social skills

She is my ultimate favorite right now.

man i wish i was ugly, girls like ugly guys for some fucking weird reason. im too pretty girls think im gay automatically

>25 year old
>Never held hands, dated or kissed either
>4/10

I don't know how to flirt with girls. I've never tried because I don't know what to say to them. Also my interest is videogames and that's it.

Who is she?

make them laugh, go for chubbier girls

38 here

I'll have a chance soon, wish me luck

>me:"because i havent had sex yet you stupid whore. What fucking kind of question is that?"
Then proceed to rape her

22 here

Because it always seems like a good idea until I do it, and then remember I can't fucking stand to be around women for more than about 5 minutes, and see that look, the look that other married guys have on their faces in bars, on my face in reflections. The "drowning in a river of shit and there's no way out" look.

"Asexual" girlfriend...

I can't stand people.

Surprisingly, I'm not. Apparently I have a silver tongue, when I need to.

Looks like Lana Rhoades

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>My interest is videogames
Then you are a defective unit and should not breed more of your fucked up genes.
Keep not talking to girls, for the good of humanity.

Would you workout next to her Sup Forums?

Get a load at this "pussy destroyer" kek

That chicks weird looking face has almost a resting duckface going on.

because im 6.

what mix is lana?

she looks like a scandinavian french mix

because my penis hasn't been inside a vagina

He called user a reject, which user already said himself. Where do you see anything about destroying pussies?

Chicks are fucking obnoxious. If I see one duckface pic of a girl on Facebook, I don't talk to her bcc she's trash.

>samefagging this hard to defend youreself
LMAO

Mods.

Half mulato, half albino

Nearly the entire board is children at this point.

I can't fuckin deal with duckface either.
Or black leggings and boots. Girls are fucking sheep.

>ugly
>awkward
>no self-esteem
>skinny
>little to no sex drive
>don't like tits
>don't like ass
>don't like cock
>don't like making out
>play vidya all day

mfw

because im 340 pounds my dick is 4 and half inches of flubber and i havent seen my dangle in over 6 yeaars. im greasy and number one reaasonwhy is i wear a fedora and whote knight rape jokes

It is because she got fake lips. There are pics of her from before the surgery. She even looked better to.

>bc I have no respect for people less intelligent than myself. I don't consider myself a high bar to set, so if I find someone dumber than me, they must be a brainless moron.

this
could have lost my v-card but froze up in the moment

Who?

Because I don't like people.

I dont want to have kids and slave myself with shitty child support and a useless woman.

I like women but I found them insanely stupid and useless.

I had sex once with an expensive escort 11/10 it was good but I was expecting a better orgasm. for me it was slightly better than masturbation but not worth the time, the effort and the money. sex is overated was my conclusion.

Crohn disease

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Pretty much every girl I know I've already fapped to so it makes it really fucking awkward to talk to them

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Because I never had sex

I get this too

this

Because I got married and it grew back.

17 here

Because you won't let me put it in your butt.

being asexual isn't genetic faggot lmao

>being asexual

Because all girls are evil these days and in order to get one, you have to be more evil than them and dominate them. Everyone these days are just playing games and using or hurting each other and I'm sick of that shit. Being with most women these days is 500x worse than being alone.

>Implying video games = no pussy
I play a lot of video games and have had plenty of pussy.
You're just some beta faggot who thinks he's alpha.

HERESY!!

because i'm lvl 99