ITT: Countries that thought they could beat your country in a war but failed miserably

>Britain
>Spain
>France
>CSA
>Germany
>Japan
>Mexico
>North Korea

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_invasions_of_the_River_Plate
es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasiones_Inglesas
youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
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everyone rekt us

We were not ready

you should've learned by the third time you stupid spics, that's worse Poland

3rd time?
Texas doesn't count

patiently waiting for a vietnam flag to appear in this thread...

wasn't it your territory when we attacked?

Soviet Union

>americans got cocky
>americans got rekt by vietnamese farmers
>americans got cocky again
>americans got 9/11'd

We did, tho. You clearly lost the War of 1812 after you failled to gain any territory or stop our pilfering of sailors.

That was a rebellion
There's only 1 Mexican American war
If you try to mean your "expeditions" you always went back after friendly bantz from both sides

>what is the Revolutionary War

Literally only paraguay, the absolute madmen attacking 3 countries at the same time.

We killed like 3 million Viet Cong dinks and lost like 40,000 Americans. Most of which were boys pulled from school.

Goes to show the quality of the stock.

I know it's a matter of some debate, but didn't they also start hostilities in that conflict?

You literally blew up your own ship to enter the war

yeah but we still guam

It's a classic American story

I can say with complete honesty they essentially don't teach us a thing about that war. Most of what we learn is ALOT about the revolutionary war, Civil War, and some WWI WWII bullshit

>BTFO at New York
>BTFO at Baltimore after a small setback in Washington
>BTFO in NOLA
>gave up all claims to the Great Lakes
>lost Florida to Spaniards
>otherwise borders were unchanged
never understood this "we won the war of 1812" meme. It was really a military stalemate.

kinda funny that the American education system, doesn't blame Spain or the US for starting the war, but instead blames Wallstreet Journal, almost exclusively

they just assume they won, because they held DC for like 2 hours

You only get to pat yourself on the back after a war if you accomplish any of the objectives you set for yourself.
You could have killed another 3 million gooks and it still wouldn't have mattered because ultimately you couldn't keep Vietnam from going red.
Those 40000 men and all the material and money you spent on that war was lost for fucking nothing.
You should be ashamed.

wrong, the U.S. didn't give a shit if Vietnam went commie, it's their decision, we just didn't want a military takeover, because that would result in Cambodia and Laos going commie as well, thus making Indochina a puppet of the USSR.. Which it did, we failed :(

I'll put in terms you might understand. Say you go out to get a burger from your favourite fast food store, but some Mexicans block your path. You manage to land a few good blows, but there's more of them and they've robbed your burger money, so you head back home. Though you may have utterly failed at getting your burger, you content yourself with the fact the Mexicans didn't lynch you or anything.

America entered the war with an eye of Canadian territory. You didn't get any of what you wanted; you did manage to stop us from reclaiming the colonies. It might be a stalemate from the American point of view -- in that, you didn't gain or lose -- but from the British point of view, it was a defensive war, and a succesful one at that.

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And they're complete shit because of it. If these stupid nigger countries would just let us shove our cocks down their throats then they could be as good as Modern Germany, Korea, Japan, Canada, Australia, France, Britain, New Zealand, Italy, Iceland etc.

But they chose Russia and China to be their real government. The fools..

>american intelligence

But they won?

>france
????

Nigger I have a degree in physics with a focus in optics. I'll EMP yo' house and microwave your brain from across a city.

they are shithooles compared to the countries he listed mate.

all of our puppets are relatively well off now, especially compared to Russia puppets.

Spain

keep the Queen's countries off your list there, friend

>from the british point of view we won
good to know nationalism is strong across the pond
btw british sanctions and impressment (the actual reasons for going to war) both ended after the treaty of ghent.
hmmmmmmmm

Does this one count?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_invasions_of_the_River_Plate

>lost double the amount of people but still won

Sov-Soviet-kun is that you?

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Dont forget to microwave your shoes first

No I keep those in the freezer. The microwave is for my panties.

The war ended because of American citizens low approval after witnessing the brutality. America eventually would have taken over but it was probably an unwinnable war anyway because of guerrilla warfare, similar to the middle east conflicts.

this, both the Vietnam War is probably the most brutal war since the Industrial Revolution

Unfortunately had Soviet Union have a purpose to completely deal with Finland, it would have been

you still should've been able to take it with half a million soldiers

>america
>south africa
>france
>germany
>ussr
>north korea
>italy
>austria-hungary
>turkey
>bulgaria
>japan
>hungary
>romania
>soviet union
>china

Canada is the most powerful country in the world

es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasiones_Inglesas

>nuevo plan ingles para otra invasión de Hispanoamérica

Van de dignos y elegantes pero son lo mas patético e innoble que hay. Lo clavó Napoleón con lo de una nación de mercaderes, en el peor sentido de la palabra mercader.

War of the Tacos and Leafs fucking when?

>Japan
>Indonesia

that's it

Hate united statians

>Peru (Colombo Peruvian war 1931)
>Equator (Colombo Equatorian war 1835)
>asSpain

Bolivia and Peru at the same time

Also turkey .....Oh wait

>Allied forces were only 10% Australian

>be Denmark
>strongest and most developed of scandis
>leader of kalmar union
>lose grip of ONE (1) swedish noble
>noble starts rebellion and throws the danish king out
>sweden proceeds to btfo of denmark for the next 300 years
>lose 1/3 of their core land and all of norway to sweden

>mfw

more burger stories

Ah yeah dat event in eu4, mad lad

we've been at war with you ?

it was some undeclared war, in like 1780

>North Korea

all of them

Perú-Bolivia
Twice
That's all

>Denmark
>Prussia
>Poland

Oh and the "Holy" "Roman" "Empire"

youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs

But it was

After Finland didn't make deals with
Stalin, his goal turned to take whole Finland
instead of the small areas near Leningrad (tho
he didn't prepare the army for that).

But when the peace treaty was made, he got what he first wanted. But didn't concquer Finland.

>France
>Spain

>americans EMP their coffee water
KEK

USA

China
pakistan

...

denmark

HAHAHAHA fuck you denmark

>France
? You mean the pirating we did to each other

>Syria
>Jordan
>Lebanon
>Egypt
>some more arab shitholes

Holy Roman Empire
Austria / Spain
France
UK
Russia

>Guam
You broke our officers' hearts, they only wanted to make new friends ;_;

Yo fuck you

delet this

Sweden
France
Germany and 70% of european governments
Turkey (without french and british support they wouldn't make it)
Japan (let's forget that 1904-1905 shame)
China (several borderline conflicts)

Btw

Britain declared war with Finland during WW2

And I don't think it was ever declared over

No, fuck off, there is a reason burgers don't teach anything about that war

we got pretty much memed by everyone

we did beat the danes back a few times early in our history aswell as a battle against the hre

Please explain why you got 250,000 of us killed for some fucking rocks in Turkey.

GIB Guam and Saipan you anglo stealer

Brits vs British colonists + France

Fueron, son y seguirán siendo corsarios de nobles palabras e innobles actos.
Mear mirando hacia Inglaterra es un deber sacro de todo buen español.

Too long list. Just pick any country on the world map and you won't miss.

>it's an "american tries to prove how they didn't lose 1812 by bringing up a battle that took place after the treaty of ghent was signed" episode

Read up on your history and stop getting it from "things everyone knows", clever clogs.

>France

>be american, and jewish in nature
>try to wage war against France when it's fighting the whole of the European continent at once
>still lose
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
Haha.

Basically all our neighbours except for that son of a bitch called Russia

You lost 1812 because you achieved none of your war goals.
We didn't have any goals other than to not have Canada be invaded. The US declared war in the first place (out of a petulant fit of rabid jingoism, seriously look up what Jefferson was saying in the prelude to war), torched down York, had their shit pushed in around the Lakes and started to backpedal until they finally came to terms. It wasn't our war so we had no aims.
You didn't stop impressment, you failed to invade Canada (for the second time), you even sustained much heavier casualties. By any stretch of the imagination it was a loss. The only thing you could say went in America's favour was that the Northwest Indians broke leaving the path clear for a slightly easier expansion westward.

Only one:

>Paraguay

I know that feel too... Even the sand war doesn't fucking count

> England
> France
> Morocco
> Vietnam
> Scotland

Britain somehow fucked up 3 times against us.

>assPain

Austria 4-5 times from mid 1800 to early 1900

Who would win- the entire United Kingdom military and armed constabulary forces, or a bunch of starving peasant farmers trying to gain independence? The answer may surprise you.

>France

hmmm? are you talking about the quasi war, where our navy wasn't used but only privateers who damaged you enough to become a Friend of France again after the backstabbing Jay treaty of yours? hmmmmmm

nice delusion, it totally was your goal to conquer them

finns are the masters of their swiss cheese terrain.

blah blah greater good blah blah necessary sacrifice

memes aside a LOT more brits died than anyone else stupid roaches