TRUMP GENERAL: PRIMORDIAL SOUP EDITION

LATEST DELEGATE COUNT FOR DON: 1,134 - TOTAL NEEDED TO REACH THE NOMINATION: 1,237 - REMAINING NEEDED: 103

SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com


UPCOMING EVENTS:
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH:
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS:
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s

ENTERTAINMENT:
>Eric Trump on Watter's World 4/14/16
youtube.com/watch?v=GdKn3zy1Hfw
'John Miller' interview
>youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>Black Man From the Hood Supports Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=HvCOyQZ8u8w

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youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA
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twitter.com/Nero/status/731663177335877634
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youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4jgf98/why_is_everyone_afraid_to_move_past_peaceful/
thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/279930-nevada-dem-convention-devolves-into-chaos
youtube.com/watch?v=jeqGvsu44Ec
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Drumpf is a nazi.

First for MAGA

MAGA

>Donald DRUMPF
>candidate of international ANGLOISM

pick both

And Muhammad loves dick

Shills and degenerates in full force this day

He's half German and half Scottish. Hardly an Anglo.

MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN!

*Nu-male heavy breathing intensifies*

Make John Oliver's teeth great again!

GO MEME MACHINE

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LOL DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't that be the other way around? Wouldn't Donald Trump be John Miller's Tyler Durden?

secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb

Get ready to laugh.

And no, they don't check email or IP.

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Make John Oliver's teeth teeth again

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>New from Aardman Animations, Wallis and Futuna

This guy looks like he's one bad day away from a complete breakdown.

SHE IS POOING HERSELF, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

Ah poisoning a shitty poll. Good jorb senpai. If they try to use it on Trump just point out all the bullshit signatures

CROOKED INCONTINENT HILLARY

Reminder Drumpf is clearly a liar, look at how he denied John Miller being an alias. Trump has been stumped

>***NEW*** Blink 1488 - Saddam's Song ***NEW***
youtu.be/CuzpFMWReZw

>Drumpf Man (Brave Oliver)
youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU

>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again? (Unofficial Music Video)
youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s

>Trump and Bernie Meet Face to Face
youtube.com/watch?v=aRHjLRMlyjw

>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

>Hillary Says America Has Never Stopped Being Great
youtube.com/watch?v=SqHPt8f_NuY

>Donald Trump Sings "The Snake" with Karaoke
youtube.com/watch?v=PsPY6LYkdQg

AWOOO~~OOO

>this war on reddit between hillary fags and bernie fags

This is about to get interesting

even india wouldn't elect her

Can you prove it's him?

2016 presidential debate
>sanders vs trump
>sanders bellows "the primary issue affecting this country is white privilege, white people must be forced to pay reparations for slavery"
>cnn faggots agree in the commentary
>he goes on to say climate change is worse than terrorism
>that guy al gore jumps up and claps his hands in the audience
>Donald J Trump opens "America is being betrayed, Sanders is a cuck, and the mexicans are raping everybody"
>He calls out el chapo who is in chains onto the stage
>takes out gun marked with "make america great again" in gold
>el chapo starts sobbing "please senor trump"
>gets blown into next week
>audience goes wild
>trump elected
>sanders ends up in an alley raped by blm protestors
>hillary in prison
>america made great again

twitter.com/Nero/status/731663177335877634

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Is the thread slow because everyone's still shitposting the petition?

We all knew Democrats would have a civil war over Bernie since Clinton is still as unelectable today as she was when she ran against Obama

California is confirmed to be the deciding state now, at least for democrat side of things.
Remember: it's called Commiefornia for a reason, so I'm predicting bernie will get more votes, but will summirarily have his delegates stolen and redistributed to Clinton like a Democrat Colorado, where Clinton is in the role of Rato and says "dems the rules, bernie"

AWOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT

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I'm busy reading the Democratic schism on reddit

Yeb is high energy today!

youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

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Think about it:

Hillary does "well" when she's debating policies with other politicians

She does horribly when she has to confront normal people on the campaign trail.

Trump will debate her like the ultimate normal citizen and she will crumble.

the ones signing with "slavery is practiced in this country" are 10/10

Morning /tg/ any happenings today?

TrumpGen really is dead. Trump needs to get back to rallying !

Jew York Times going ALL OUT. Entire front page.

>someone is doing the raping
>not Mexico
disappointing 2bh

Sanders wont be at the general election debate. And this is reddit tier greentext.

>Qings
eh

Give us the highlights!

SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA

Why do they think this is a story? Hes been very forward about his sex life.

>he has long fixated on and evaluated women's looks, associates say
THE MONSTER

Stole this from leddit, 10/10

did you see the shitshow at the nevada democratic convention?

Nice address, Mike.

The Bernout delusion is real

You should have been here last night during Clinton's Nevada bullshit. Shit was amazing.

Oh fug we lost the hambeast vote :--DDD

It's so evident and clear how the media, celebrities, famous youtubers are against Trump. It's as if they're all paid to hate on him for no reason at all. It's quite scary what will become of the USA if we continue to allow these media puppets who depend on us for their income to run the show.

the Bernies are E X T R E M E L Y Salty about it. The Bernie Groups on Reddit are getting out the pitchforks

Well, fug.

Nope just got outta bed. Mind filling me in? (I have rare magas)

>she won't be able to cut it short like her "speeches"
>she'll have to rely on whatever news outlet is holdin the debate to cut to commercial

He appreciates beautiful women like most men, and has helped many women in poverty countries become famous.

Such a news story.

>Mike

they think yelling "muh soggy knees" will work THIS time.

I love watching Bernie voters get more and more angry at Hillary. Bernie is probably the best thing that could've happened for Trump.

>gould

JEW ALERT

On mobile in bed so non ss, but it's mainly people saying they'll vote trump, green, libertarian, or stay home, and Hillary shills in massive damage control

how you want your pizzas fampai?

sheeeeeeet

Hi, Mike.

>Hillary does "well" when she's debating policies with other politicians
I think that if you put Christie or Cruz on the stage with her she'd melt like the Wicked Witch.

Reuploaded without self-dox because I'm an idiot.

Well it was fun while it lasted, I am now a Cruz Missile

TL;DR version: Shillary rigged the fuck out of it and the bernouts are furious.

I've already hacked you

You are aware 4chanX means deleted posts still show, cmon Mike

Why are Hillary supporters so violent? Will she disavow?

Oh and the general retort is "But you'll help Trump win!" And people saying "As long as she loses, I don't care"

You do know there are archives, right?

Nice looking place.

reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4jgf98/why_is_everyone_afraid_to_move_past_peaceful/

Stfu ahmed

Not mine, but I do know him.

Pepperoni, please.

guys dont hack into this fellow centipede's mainframe

You know dozens of websites archive Sup Forums.

Aww, well be comfy than user.

1 quick questions though: What ratio of them would you say are "vote Trump" vs. "vote someone else but not Hillary"

That was going to be my second question, thanks!

GOOD JOB SHOWING YOUR ADDRESS ON Sup Forums NEWFAG.

HAHAHAHAH GOOD LUCK YOU'LL GET RANDOM SHIT FROM RETARDS

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I read that story last night, man. It was a total non-story. They interviewed as many people that met him throughout his life and couldn't find anything. The worst thing he said was to a couple of employees that they were fat. One of them took offense and other one said that he was encouraging her to lose weight.

>subscribing to NYT
Come on, you should know better, Mikey.

>daily endeavor

>centipede
Yeah he's totally getting hacked now. Fuck you and your reddit meme

Current Year

Liberals can't stand alpha males. They are anathema to their existence.

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Oh fun, march of criminal hill when?

Hillary basically stole NV Democratic Caucus right in front of about 2000 people with phone cameras and bernouts in the building were not pleased.

thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/279930-nevada-dem-convention-devolves-into-chaos


youtube.com/watch?v=jeqGvsu44Ec

Fucking commies.