Just got a voicemail from a guy who has the wrong number and is saying sorry for the loss of my dad and was wondering...

just got a voicemail from a guy who has the wrong number and is saying sorry for the loss of my dad and was wondering how my mom was doing, etc etc

dubs decides what i text him

will post convo

"who told you she died? shes in the hospital after my dad beat her into a coma"

My mom keeps asking about you. Maybe you can comfort her, I'd love you as a new stepdaddy

if dubs, record "Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashemed of our dicks"

Don't talk to me in my time of need unless you're going to put your dick in my mouth

its all your fault you sob

Say...
"You have the wrong number."

wrong number

the dad died you fucking dimwit

also say "Oh good the guy came through, nice"

That's okay, I can't wait to visit the funeral home and fuck her lifeless body

sorry, you have the wrong number

His*

rolling for this

"She's alright, her lover is comforting her well"

Tell him he has the wrong number, but he seems like a nice guy. Then ask if he'd like to go get frozen yogurt because he's such a nice guy ;)

"want to see my pog collection?"

My mom says she needs to see you right away

My mom tried to hang herself last night.

roll

rolling for any of these

damn it.

Tell him you think he did it.

seems like a nice guy tell him he has the wrong number

I can't wait to visit the funeral home and suck his lifeless cock

Bastard

"new phone who dis?" then provide the number and name so we can spam him

Thank you. Mom is doing a bit better

oooooh so close, but this guy got it...
OP has to send the words "damn it."

Well, do it OP. None of us are happy about it, but you set the rules so fucking deliver.

im sending everyone who gets dubs

i sent the 2 that got dubs so far, ill post convo when he replies

Fucking lame.

OP's a faggot.

I'm happy he's dead and i hope mom dies soon ;)!

wrong!! Fake news!

won

Dont get sad, get glad.

cool. Just send it, and lets see where this goes. based on their reaction we can make this interesting

Shut the fuck up kiddo, got it first

Tell him, you've got Dad all packed mason jars. And Mom is curing.

mom committed suicide

FAKE NEWS!!!!!

post on vocaroo?

Give me his #

I'll give you his name/addy

Ask if he wants to seeyoyr pog collection

You are all a bunch of faggots. Pussy ass niggers