ITT, we write a story shorter than the one in pic related

ITT, we write a story shorter than the one in pic related.

"OP: faggot."

OP is a faggot. Always.

I fart

Dugs get:
Never check'd.

the oldest story ever told

"...bye."

Two fake blondes destroy America.

"For sale: Baby shoe. Never worn."

Dead baby thread?

Boring story. Maybe the shoes didn't fit the baby dumb ass.

They would have been worn once at least.

They might have been sold for food or at a store... but clearly that wasn't Hemmingway's point.

>They would have been worn once at least.
That's your false assumption, not the reality of the situation. Maybe the baby had big feet, and couldn't even fit into the shoe.

my third cousin's mom weny baby crazy and bought everything imaginable. Half the stuff never got used, 'cause the baby grew out of winter coats in the middle of summer and other stuff like that.

For sale: Baby dick. OP's own.

For sale: Baby feet. Fresh.

Went to the moon. Nobody believes me.

OP=faget, it's true. Hemingway was called to write the shortest SAD story, his meaning was clear. The baby was dead, deal with it autistic consumer-driven automatons

this is just to say
i have eaten the baby shoes
that were in the ice box
which you were probably
saving to sell

forgive me
they were
so small
never worn

tor is compromised. we have your ip.

"For sale: Condoms. Used."

>his meaning was clear
Wrong. It's sad because the parents are so poor that they have to resell the shoes that didn't fit their baby.

For sale: Baby.