Why haven't you killed yourself yet, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet, Sup Forums?

making lots of money

because there is a lot of music to discover and listen

My girlfriend

not brave enough desu

this 2bh

because in the end it does matter to me :^)

why do you think so

Yeah pretty much

Still doesn't keep me from trying and sometimes not taking my clozaril

there is no afterlife so why rush it along

i fear life, but not as much as i fear death

ive become so numb

because I don't want to disappoint my parents more than I already have.

because it feels nice to not have things crawling in my skin :^)

if there is a God, how pissed off do you think he would be if everyone just ann hero'd right now? whats so bad about wanting to end a shitty life? (money and fame doesnt make your life happy, automatically btw). If you have bad feels, you have bad feels.

Because I'm not in a shitty nu-metal band

because how can I listen to music about suicide if I'm dead you big fuckin dumbo

...

eh
once you ever figure out the post-calculus of music
you won't need any of it anymore

how do you know you cant experience any of the things in life as you do after life? Are you just a fucking robot or what?

her

because of these dubs

i am soon
mods should ban you for fucking it up

Because I fluctuate between intense desires to kill myself and other times to go on a mass shooting.

At the end of the day though im a huge coward and wont do a thing though.

Because I haven't finished my solo skydiving classes yet.

To be allowed to skydive on your own in my country you need to do it three times with an instructor, and before each time there is a lesson preparing you for solo, and the lessons are basically once a month.

tl;dr: Jumping off a helicopter and throwing away the chute in a couple of weeks.

good job. now go drink some nembutal-spiked water.

I'm going to die anyway. My life sucks but I'm not suffering either. I might as well wait it out and squeeze out as much enjoyment as I can.

because God wont let me listen to suicide music in heaven

I don't have loads of money to spend on drugs to hit the bottom

edgy

>tfw dont feel like i have anything to offer to a girl

we can't listen to LP in heaven? do we even shit in heaven?

The guilt it would instill in my family, even if it wasn't their fault

bump

Why would I?

feeling like shit? just dont give a fuck? sick of all the bullshit? caught your bitch cheating on you?