If you had $500, what would you buy, and why?

if you had $500, what would you buy, and why?

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I'd buy some business casual clothes and new shoes so I could dress properly for a job interview. Maybe pay someone to clean my apartment.

Put it in the bank duuuh

I'd buy a car cos I just got my license

Hmm.. well the responsible thing would be to get my car fixed, but since this is a hypothetical situation...

2 of the guns I've had my eye on at the pawn shop I work at, need about $380 to buy them both out right with that sweet employee discount.

Prolly spend the rest on a half of dank.

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You don't want a car that only costs $500, trust me.

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>Car
>500$
Hmm...

I do have $500 and I'd save it so I end up with more money you dumb fucks.

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I have much more than that and I don’t buy anything I don’t need because I don’t waste money on shit you retard.

PS4 pro so I can game at 4K60!

A new Mont Blanc 145. I like mine, but I would enjoy having both an F and an M.

Britfag here. $500 in £ could buy me a car that would last a year or 2

Probably put it away for my son. Either a birthday or holiday or school.

...

So in other words, you would pay $500.00 to fuck a dude.

Trump supporters FML

A really good budget computer

Don't be fags. Interpret the question as "What would you do if you had $500 you had to spend on something right this instant and weren't allowed to invest in anything worthwhile."

It's more fun than being "hohoho I have a savings of at-least $500. I'm superior to absofuckinglutely no one but the dirtiest of the dirt poor."

An elite dude

Who is telling me I cant invest? What is stopping me? Why would I listen to that?

Also if want me to interpret the question the way you really meant it maybe you should have said that in the first place faggot.

Same. I bought a $600 USD beater and used it to commute to work for a year. Sold it for $1100.

Kek

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some hype nerdy collectible, or a lord toron stretching i can resell for shitton of money.am, I'd go back to 92 just to buy boxes and boxes of Gameboys, and never open them.
oh, and NES complete, boxed sets.
I'd also made a video where i unbox one of those things and BURN IT right out of the box

I'd just pay some bills.

Toystory 1
Buzz Toy
Lube
A 25$ Hooker
20 Cups Koffer
A Trumpet

The rest I will pay for a hotelroom with a TV. These things you don't do at home.

nothing. just throw it into my savings account

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I don't know that I'd "buy" anything.
I'd probably just put it in the bank, since I've been saving money for a down payment on a new car when the one I have is paid off next year, and $500 would be a nice addition to the thousand or so I already have saved.

maybe so, nigga
but you still a faggot

ffs get out of here normie

next month's rent..

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cocain
cuz its sick

that's a bad ass card. still never liked black.

More bitcoin.

a plane ticket to get the fuck out of the worst country on planet earth

groceries and a six pack of beer.

I just really want a new car, and since my credit is shit, saving's what I have to do.
And $500 really isn't alot of money. Most of the cool stuff I'd want if money wasn't an issue costs way more than that.

Could someone explain why Venezuela is considered as socialist when over 70% of the means of production are privately owned? I have little knowledge of venezuela, so legit question.

Bitcoin

I currently putting the finishing touches on my queen marchesa pillowfort deck, and I'm running demonic and vampiric, but I refuse to run diabolic because, why run a 4cmc tutor, it's too expensive. But imperial seal is like $475 and is just way too expensive, especially for a sorcery speed vampiric tutor.

France?

Lol I really do not understand why all the near by countries are just letting this fascist left wing dictator bamboozle its people.
Don't they want a stable region? Don't they fear mass migration? Don't they teach about WWII and dictatorships in schools and what can happen? About Fascist internment camps? About murders? Oppression?
Some might say the US has to "worry about itself." But let me tell you, this will just become a greater concern Day by day.
North Korea 2.0 is probably the outcome if this doesn't go full Ukraine in the next few years.

A new laptop. Mine is ancient.

Alternatively, a new motherboard for my PC and a bottle of genuine Absinthe.

I'd relate if I had any life goals or aspirations

I would pay my $400 electric bill

What is inflation?

A nice pair of pants and some button-up shirts. Maybe some booze.

Niba I got over $600 in my wallet right now. Didn't even get paid for a job this day. Step your game up so many goddamn ways to make money
>Self employed general contractor
>Inb4 timestamp

Australia

I would buy 500$

Is Australia a country?

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I'd add it to the money I've been saving and put a down payment on a car this week instead of next paycheck.
>inb4 wageslave. I like having a job so fuck off.

A series of DE corporations

I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines

Nice flip bro

Probably some more workout equipment. Some weights for my weighted vest, sandbags, kettlebell or two. New workout shoes and clothes.

...

I had $18,000 the first of last month. Down to only a grand now. Got new windows on my house and paid a fuck ton of bills.

Got me a workshop to play in though.

half of my rent.
need that roof over my head, nigga.

I'd buy a second OnePlus 5 and use it's 6 GB of RAM to run a minecraft server

I'd eat them

nice.

Good luck.

your mums snatch and find something else cool with the $499 I had left over

BEGONE REDDIT FAG!

id pay rent you fucking faggot

Pay some bills
Food
Weed
Save what i can

Some new shocks for my car. Because I need new shocks.

>register car
>fix flat tire on car

bye bye $500 lol thanks government for making me register my fucking car every year or whatever bullshit.

Not really....
It's strictly worse than Vampiric Tutor. It's just ANOTHER tutor.

What would you do with the other 499.99$?

I'd pay some bills.

Being realistic, I'd upgrade my graphics card to the best thing I can get for $300, and use the remaining $200 for groceries and gas.

Cocaine because I like cocaine

>If you had $500
Get a job, faggot.

Silver bullion. Trust me.

Its equivalent in silver. Silver is a smart investmebt in our time. Despite soaring stick prices, limited tax reform has been achieved due to democrat opposition. This could be the beginning of a bubble. Silver and precious metals can protect your IRA against financial collapse.

Not true. I once sold an awesome car for 500$. Had nothing wrong with it and I did regular preventative maintenance. I just got a new one and had no use for it anymore.

lets be real, nobody has that kind of money. How would you even go about acquiring this type of sum?

I'd get a hotel room and pretend I'm traveling.

Rob a bank?

Give $495 to your mom OP
Said you love her so god damn much
anddddd don't bang her OK?

Start my drug empire

>tfw when i had 10 grand leftover after college
>did nothing for a year and just lived off 10 grand

lol i prob shouldve bought a new used car or went on a vacation or something. fucking idiot.

Another gun

>Take 400$
>Spend on weed
>Go to corner were not many dealers chill
>Flip profit all night
>repeat
>2000$ later...
>Buy good ass car
>Cry because niggers still exist

Buy weed I guess

>implying i don't have $500.