When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

December 2015

N/A

July 4th

Saturday. Fucking again tomorrow.

Tired of her

Sunday. Ask me anything.

Jan/17

some 5 or 6 hours ago

1,000 years ago.

Monday, its wednesday today, Love my wife but cant be stuffed fucking her some times

Fucked a prostitute last Friday
Haven't fucked my wife for about a month

it's been a while, op

With my hand, about 15 min ago

Without my hand, never

4 weeks ago
i really need to get some pussy this week

Never

Roughly 3 three years

Day before Easter of this year

can you be fucked stuffing her instead?

Almost 19 years ago.

15 years ago.

last time? hahaha.

what last time?

Last week. Hooked up with this girl a year ago after matching on tinder. I left the country to study abroad and she would constantly send me nudes then i told her i was back and ready to beat that pussy up which made her really horny so i went over and fucked for hours until we fell asleep.

Less than a hour ago in the garage. Had her over a chair there. It's was all right. Had to rush the end because I heard someone in their car right outside.

over 11 years ago

2008

does coming out of my moms vegana cunts as sex?

...

about 6 hours ago with my ex whi i still fuck now and again, she made me wear a condom though :( cos i been fucking other birds and she dont wanna catch anything even though im sure im clean

Only if you were hard.

somewhere between never and forever

Bout 45 minutes ago, actually.

I feel you.

Hasn't happened yet in 30 years

my dad was hard

April 2014

That's what she said.

Came out hard and didn't cry.
What's the matter, you afraid?

15 years ago when i was 10. My dad used to fuck me. am grill. cannot be sexual with anyone since he died.

over a year ago.
fuck I hate moving

On the Lord's day friends, convinced her to finally do anal too

Fucked her Sunday, AMA.

I was unconscious and salvaged from a battered chest cavity.

August 14 2016 at approximately 9:45pm

2 days ago w/ my Colombian gf in Colombia. The myth is true..... the asses here.

she looks fat

Yesterday. Girlfriend had just started her period so a little blood, but we both needed to cum.

Last night, with my wife. Our girlfriend made us frisky.

Not really, a little thick I guess.

2 months ago, I'm in a relationship

2 days ago w/ my Colombian gf in Colombia. The myth is true..... the asses here.

Shower sex

Saturday. My 3d and I tried anal for first time. AMA my dudes.

What size dildo did she use on you?

No dildo needed she used her cock

Hot. What size cock did she use on you?

She is 8inch soft

Bah, I don't like soft cocks.

U don't fuck da floppy

like 2 years ago

Define sex.

May 2011. I don't even miss pussy anymore.

(I'm lying)

Last night. Felt nauseous all day but couldn't pass it up.

Nutted, went outside and puked. She laughed about it, she knew I was sick. She's a keeper that one

Fun fact: boys come out with an erection.
The more you know.

Mine didn't...

Never.

Last year around the same time.
I miss my ex...

Congratulations on your new trap.
Raise her right.

2009, i think March maybe early April.

Two weeks ago; threesome

Sunday morning

like 4 or 5 days ago

Coming up to 8 months now. Way too fucking long

New Year's Day 2012..

This morning. What's sad is that I almost said last night. It's getting bland.

If you don't do something about it soon you'll wake up one day and realise you ain't had any in more than 5 years. Watch out user.

This morning. Woke up and saw wife getting dressed, motioned for her to come back to bed, she straddled, I came, then we drove to work. I'll fuck her again tonight because she's a solid 8.5/10 and I'm at best a 6/10 and I've got to get it while the goings good

It's a routine. I wake up, she gives me a handjob or we have sex. At night we either have sex or smoke pot and go to bed early. If she's on her period it's edibles and handjobs. Going on 7 years now.

Handjobs. No mention of blowjobs. Wew.

30 year old virgin here so never

She won't. No joke. Like I said, boring

Also she won't ride.

Sometime in May. Had my ex scoop me from rehab for a closure fuck. Kinda regret it

Four years ago, my mental health has taken a nose dive over the few years for other reasons so a woman in that would just end in murder suicide.

Dude get on a dating site there's no excuse for this

:-(

Like, 15 mins ago.

About 4 hours ago, smashed the missus' back doors in, fucking luverly

...

when you make only like 50k a year and are ugly and fat then nobody wants you.

Are all relationships doomed to go like this? My gf and i are together for about 3 months now, we only see each other like 2 or 3 times a week, and i am already getting bored with her, and i dont see how can i end this, she likes me a lot, i do t want to break her heart

August 2014. Bitch gave me a raging
infection in my mouth that felt like a molten glass grenade had exploded in there. Shit stung for ten days.

Since then I have given up on it.

Thats why I Sup Forums now. Free, no-hassle porn with commentary from you faggots to keep me entertained.

Women are too dangerous. Stay away!!

A fat hairy man-girl earning $12k is lurking online for someone like you.

>Bitch gave me a raging
>infection in my mouth that felt like a molten glass grenade had exploded in there. Shit stung for ten days.

>eating pussy, ever

Lol, fuckin' cuck. that's some bitch shit right there. You deserved it.

Dude that's like triple what I make. Not all girls are interested in money. Try lowering your standards you'll find someone.

ya, I'll stick to porn

About 15 mins ago

Don't remember the exact day, but was in December last year, before this, only in 2012...my sexlife exist, but it's quiet like me.

May 2012 I think.

Sunday.

Did you cry during?

40 min ago.