What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?

yes you are

wait, now its "ok"

I'm Gay.

oh cool :)

!!

That's it

I'm still up watching Conan so feel free to call if u have a sec :)

Lol

Big thumbs up, I said I was an hero.

Oh fuck yes, I would die without it!

Your father is in a lot of pain right now

Or a chicken bake, pot pie, or fish sticks.

It's raining here

Its been meh... wanna meet up? I'll shout coffee.

thats really close

Stop

why don't we talk anymore??

Where'd you do
Go*

Would you stop ignoring me and just give me a real answer?!

I love your face too sweetie. Byez

From the gf

I want you to fry your shit on the stove, then serve it to me on white rice.

280.94

Who the fuck ends their message with "from the gf", do you have Alzheimer's or something?

"I got Snapchat for Cali... I want to die."
That's from my boyfriend, and Cali is a bitch he says likes him and won't leave him alone and shit.

Im coming over now. Cool?

Yeah, it'll only take me like 15-20 minutes or so

Are you gay?

He buried himself

You're missing out

alright

No, I'm not gay, really. I'm female so not gay.

I already called on Thursday and she is not there until Tuesday. I have to call back.

:(

nite nite i love my bb

He just had knee surgery, he'll be fine

Yeah and they itch, like my veins itch

The fuck do you mean 600 for an hour bitch!

"because I deserve it, god damn it, and because you deserve it. we don't have to tell anybody. this is for us."

It takes place 20 years before my current scifi campaign with hera and reagan. i chose the time when the isae were being complete cunts and started a galactic war to keep the humans from gaining any power in their society. so basically you're a bunch of humans that team up with the wypsies to stop the isae from being cunts

"Heh"

ill be home in 10

- my mother

See you tomorrow, Love You!!!

Omg. I forgot to tell you britt is grounded.

Thanks! you too!

You'll forgive me if I give you a bj, won't u?

>implying I've ever sent a message to the opposite sex
I like DC too! :-)

It's okay, you have a goodnight too, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

"My desky"

I took your daughter. If you do not give me sex i will take it from her instead. You have 30 minutes

"I'm gunna cry I love these cats"

then youd be cool? idk

I'm going out tonight so you can bitch at me about it tomorrow.

good night :)

"Go to bed. Your moving truck comes tomorrow."

Sister

I love you so much

post her feet and asshole

"but what if............. putin nuked my pussy"

"Thanks. :) I will let you know."

"I can't be a good friend if you don't talk."

She's damnably intelligent sometimes...

night

"I really miss you a lot"

hahahahahaha XD XD

I love you as a friend, that's all.

Holy fuck you sound like a sperg.

i fucking hate you

to which i promptly reply


ahaha nigger

Love you too babe, goodnight

"I think so. take pants just in case though"

Made one

"Are you asking me on a date?"

Bonus: "i'm just not really the girl who dates"

it's okay emma, i don't wear undies either

pic related, had sent it to her

this was 6 years ago btw.

My wife at work: "It's pretty dead. John and Tags, Grady and his friend lorie. And a couple that I believe met online. That are on a first date in person. Lol "

You're fine

Don't stress

Cash me outside. How bout dat?

Okay

I want you to paint me a picture. Your tongue can be the brush and my pussy the canvas. ;)

> I will see what I can do lol never take one

"I'll take '20 year old Chinese girl wants white cock' for $500 Alex"

She's tight af and lets me stick it in her ass
> haven't used a condom once

>ok cool

Buy food
Mom

>it's practical in combat.

>ok

>dammit onion

goodnight babe, love you too

What should I say I guess..

"Wanna have a cup of tea?" in german. "WILLST DU EINEN TEE?"

are you over 21?

if yes
> want to grab a drink then? i know some great places
if no
> aaayyyyy bb want sum fuk

Its time forrrrrr

TITS
OR
GTFO

Rad

k

"I need ammo for my gun so I can die and get out of responsibilities" Cryface Emoji.

I know! That's what I said!

unironically this

Ok will do . Need anything else ?

I don't care about you that much lmao

...

That's cold. Fuck that bitch.

Feels like Conan got worse. Not enough deaths and ridiculous murders.

they're 19, who cares

bought you a carton of cigs and chocolates. buy bread and water after work pls