I would have thought the time spent between leaving the zoo and reaching Africa in the second movie would have taken a...

I would have thought the time spent between leaving the zoo and reaching Africa in the second movie would have taken a good while but I guess I was wrong because this is rather small for her.

This is a godless land

But God would allow for such miracles to happen. How can science explain this?

Okay

bump because I want to see where this goes.

pump because I want to see where this goes.

Why don't you contribute instead?

Why don't you contribute instead?

Is this the counter to the Andy Sixx dude?

Gloria vore would be better but I don't even know if that exists

Is this the counter to the Andy Sixx dude?

Because I already provided a topic to discuss in the OP.

No, I just love giant turds. I do hate that guy though. Annoying unfunny spammer.

Also why do you keep double-posting?

Small? Small???

SMALL?!?!?!?!?

Fucking nigger

It is rather small for a big girl like her. She probably takes dumps that big every week.

I think I've seen it before, can't remember where however

This level of autistic discussion is what makes me always come back to this place.

Regardless, what in your pathetic mind made you think talking about Gloria's canon shit-logs was relevant to ANYTHING in ANY way??

I simply cannot compute how or why this thought even occurred to you. Why are you not out helping the world be a better place?

Or is it day 5 of your methamphetamine binge??

>Gloria Hyperdump.png

It doesn't have to be relevant because this is Sup Forums. The random board. Perfect place to discuss this, newfag.

>I simply cannot compute how or why this thought even occurred to you. Why are you not out helping the world be a better place?
I have a cold so I can't be productive today.

Why are you so triggered anyway? You must be super-normie to be this mad about this thread.

You know what the funny thing is? That's not even the biggest turd pic out there.

Triggered?? Ill show you fucking triggered you shitstain on the crotchless tightey-whiteys of society.

You say you cannot be productive since you have a cold, so your first thought is that you are gonna shit up and already shitty cancer-ridden board with more LITERAL shit??

Jesus fucking christ please go be an hero user the world needs it. Hurry, before you reproduce

wew

Kek

You sound mad.

Perhaps you'd like to work the BVB Army. We may have some work for you

Fuck off before you get reported for spam.

There we go

Care to discuss the topic at hand?

If you want a complete coherent discussion, make a geocities website's forum.

You're goddamned fucking right im mad. Im fucking furious because of people like you having not only the capacity, but the RIGHT to fucking reproduce on this godforsaken planet.

I know your type. Ive seen you on the corners of the 'ghetto' side of town. You sell your dignity in exhcange for a bag of dicks in your throat and a jar of peanut butter. Your kind makes me sick.

Don't act like i havent seen you before. Aimlessly wandering around raping trees and chopping down babies, like your life depends on it. You are the plague that will bring this world to its knees.

But youd like that wouldnt you? Because then YOU can finally get your needledick sucked while you choke on 20 dicks at a time.

Faggot

Why can't we talk about it here?

>getting this mad because someone posted a drawing of poo on Sup Forums
Holy shit

ITT: Two summerfags arguing about whose dick is smaller

But whose turd is bigger?

>all these posts
>not one person has actually discussed the thread topic
Wew...

Broooo what the fuck. Just when I finished reading this post someone on the TV said "Gloria"

>implying my rage is directed at the poo

Youre so fucking autistic you diddledong, i bet you couldnt even put your full name on the beginning of an IQ test. Mostly because your sorry excuse for a mum never bothered to tell your your last name before leaving the trailer one cold winters night, never to return.

>she said shed be right back with some groceries!

Yes she did, user. But you know what? Its been 17 fucking years since that happened and you need to let it go, man! It is for the best!

Or dont.

In fact, kill yourself. Goddamned fucking fecal-feeding autist

do me next

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Hey it's me, you check out my artist references?

You mean when I asked for more hyperscat artists. Yeah I check Ajaxis but there wasn't many pics, He has a character he commissions pics of though because I've seen other artists draw his OC. So nothing really new there.

I read some of the stories he wrote though. Some of them were pretty hot.

As much as I fucking loathe these faggots, some of these "logposts" are relatively clever

Don't encourage that faggot.

I knew some faggot would eventually ask me this. Now why the fuck would i ever want to "do" YOU?

IM Not fucking gay unlike 99.99999% percent of you trap loving fedora tippers.

IF IT HAS A DICK, IT IS GAAAAAAY.

Which makes YOU a total fucking faggot. Even more so than OP. I bet you fucking watched your sister get dicked down by Tyrone every Tuesday through the keyhole in your shitty sub-par suburban project 1.5 bedroom apartment growing up, didnt you? Then you took pictures with your grammas polaroid camera, and one day the flash caught their attention. And Tyrone shoved those photos up your ass. And you liked it.

And now you are a permanent fag with Tyrones dick forever imprinted in your fucking ass

Yeah thats what i fucking thought.

Fucking faggots these days

Nice. If you like shit stories, you should check out cheekles. He's got two, but they both are as long as books. Plenty of stuff. Also, he is my favorite artist, although he doesn't have much, but what he does have is fuckin a.

How about you just rant about how that turd in the OP pic is too small and rant about how big it should be instead?

Eh, I've seen his stuff. Not a fan of runny scat. Has to be solid for me

I'm really only into it for the brappage and excellent descriptions. I like upset stomachs, the desparation and sound is what gets me.

Eh, not really into farts unless it's about the power behind one. Like a hyper room-shaking fart.

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Im not your fucking puppet you godforsaken shitstick

Stop being gay and go fuck a toilet plunger or something

Besides, I am adamantly opposed to discussing OPs pic unless you havent noticed you sub-human retard

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Anyone care to discuss the actual point brought up in the OP?

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So your only into hyper? That would suck, because even if you have a willing girl, she can't do it for you.

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There is nothing gay about liking a thicc woman and her thicc loads, user.

Why you so opposed to it? Are you a small-turd liking faggot?

Yeah, I'm only into hyper. I like things big. And yeah, it does suck. Very few IRL scat vids do it for me.

Im surprised any do. Im only into 2d or written scat, disgusted by it irl. But boy do I love it when my gf sits her curvy ass on me and unloads some airy bean burritos. There is truly no better thing in life.

I know this sounds odd coming from me but that sounds a bit gross. But whatever floats your boat, glad you can enjoy your fetish in real life, user.

It's definitely an acquired taste my man, but coming from me, hyperscat is gross, and irl scat is fucking disgusting. But to each their own.

Yeah, I get that. Different strokes and all that. Personally I like to think hyperturds wouldn't have germs or smell (unless specified) since they already defy reality as is. I know it sounds weird but I like "clean" turds. Anyway, yeah, each to their own.

Wish there was more people on this thread. These start out strong but then die pretty quick. Not one of them even entertained the OP topic.

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops

Ever since Peter flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all

Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah

The police put Pete in jail
Yes, he finally met his faith
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him choppin' up his cell mate

That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
Just hacks on anything he can get
Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet

Well, I'm about to hit the bed, but I think you could go bigger.

How much bigger?

About 34/12 as big.

Don't start

Fine, 2.

No

Times as big.

Nice!

Well, They Let Ole' Pete Outta' Jail
He Went Back To His Store
All The Women Who Played His Bail
Were Waitin' On Pete to Chop some More
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
There's an old woman, who's ninety-two
Lives down the street
She said, one thing more I wanna do
Is find ole' Pete and let him chop my meat
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, (Hey, now!) choppin' that meat
Pete went to church one Sunday night
He gave the preacher a fit
That crazy Pete started a fight
When he went hackin' on the pulpit
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Well, they put him in jail again
They tried to give him life
Pete beat the case, he pleaded insane
They gave him back his same ole knife
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night
Monday he tightened his grip
He started to China to see the sites
Went nuts again and chopped up the ship
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and (Hey, Now!) smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and (Mmmm!) smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Brought ole Pete back to town
To electrocute him there
But Pete was crazy like a clown
He chopped down that electric chair
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' (He's A Maniac!)
He's hackin' and wackin' (He don't do nothin' but hackin') and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Please post something relevant

My favorite song on that god forsaken excuse of an rpg.

Is that all you have to say about this thread?

It's me the fa guy.

Oh, I thought you would have left by now.

I am now, see you around. Im Also the guy on the s fur thead, they normally dislike it when people post fetishes other than anal or feet.

If you're talking about 4, my fovorite song was maybe
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you, no other will do

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission that you'd feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of, believe me

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

I don't want to set the world on fire, honey
I love you too much
I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart
You see, way down deep inside of me, darling
I have only one desire
And that one desire is you
And I know, baby, ain't nobody else gonna do

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission that you'd feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of, believe me

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

I know, they're pretty normie. I posted some butt pics afterwards to make up for it.

I have to go now. Got errands to run for a few hours. See ya round, user.

You're on the train, it's all the same
You're looking out the window pane
And then amongst the gray and rain
You smell her cookin'.
But then you see a foot, a leg
You scramble like a scrambled egg
You wanna weep, you wanna beg
She lookin' good!
She dropped her lipstick on the floor
It rolled along the corridor
She headin' for the bathroom door
You follow blindly.
You knock upon the pearly gate
Before you know it, it's too late
You took the apple and you ate
A big ol' bite!

Lucky you, lucky you; Lucky you that she never knew. Lucky you, lucky you; (Lucky you that she never knew)
She said her name was Bella Belle
(Soft and smooth like caramel)
Stop and think 'bout what you got,
The girl is trouble, can you tell?
Oh, her name is Bella Belle,
And one by one the boys all yell
(Let me be ya fella 'cause you're looking mighty swell, Belle)

Your wife is sweet enough to eat
You have a fetish for her feet
Without her you are incomplete
You love her dearly.
But now at home, she's all alone
She never nags, she never moans
She say you are her precious stone
She shine up nice!
You married under the apple tree
And true you knew you wanna be
But now it's only plain to see
You feel so guilty.
You wish you could resign away
And find a way to hurt her when
You know the lie will run away
And strangle you.

The Fuck is this
For makijg me reply to this, Here's my least favorite song
Crawl out through the fallout, baby
When they drop that bomb
Crawl out through the fallout
With the greatest of aplomb
When your rad count's getting higher
Hurry, don't delay
I'll hold you close and kiss those
Radiation burns away

Crawl out through the fallout, baby
To my loving arms
Through the rain of Strontium-90
Think about your hero
When you're at Ground Zero
And crawl out through the fallout back to me

Crawl out through the fallout, baby
You know what I mean
Crawl out through the fallout
'Cause they said this bomb was clean
If you cannot find the way
Just listen for my song
I'll love you all your life
Although that may not be too long

Crawl out through the fallout, baby
To my loving arms
While those ICBM's keep us free
When you hear me call out
Baby, kick the wall out
And crawl out through the fallout back to me

'Cause you'll be the only girl in the world
Why don't you crawl out through the fallout back to me
Why don't you crawl out through the fallout back to me

That's my fave song from my least fave fallout game. Post God tier Vegas songs.

That's literally the most trash song in all 3 games, it would have been better without that final "Fuck you, have another bridge(?)" at the end
Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see
So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
(That no matter how they coax him) I'll stay right here
I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (magazine, what happens )
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile (you know you can get hurt that way Daniel)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (what do they see, darling)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me
So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
(So, no matter how they coax him) I'll stay right here
They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground (what do they do, darling)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round
So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, (shotgun) fish hooks (golf clubs) I got my spears
(So, no matter how they coax him) I'll stay right here
They have things like the atom bomb (so I think I'll stay where I am)
Civilization, I'll stay right here

That's my least fave. Jonny guitar or gtfo.

a human mistake is only that shit, blood its all the same he didnt care