Things you'll never tell your spouse/significant other

Things you'll never tell your spouse/significant other

i fucked two black girls in College

it was at the same time

Getting off masturbating to exes

I fucking hate her family

I killed her on our first date

I am gay for her dad

I steal pictures from all her friends phones.

This. Many times over.

Also, had an affair last year.

I never want to cheat with them. Literally just jerk it. Boggles me to this day.

Kys , she deserve a real man

You have no corporeal existence.

Hey Marshal

I'd never tell them about this thread:

I guess that can get tacked on

How much I wanted to fuck my Asian friend in college.

i got my college gf teen pregnant. she auto-aborted because we drank so much. dodged a huge fucking bullet there.

Dating your SO at the time?

have overdosed a few times, and recently tried to kms. shes completely unaware. idek why I have tried.

Pills?

Back to le ledit you worthless subhuman piss

yes. a mixture of them. liver is fucked now from it

I know she's cheating and I have all the evidence to expose her, but I'm gonna get my last bit of fucking in then dropping it on her. Mostly sending nudes to other dudes, too timid to actually try and fuck them, but I'm gonna enjoy seeing her break down for cheating, and I'll enjoy the sex even more

I love you

I'm just going to assume you read it wrong

"I'm sorry."

you posted them yet?

Every now and then I do, you just gotta know where to look.

need to keep my eyes peeled then, unless theres something you want to share here.

There go the rails

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gonna fap so hard

fat

oh nice. thank you *tips hat*

Im into traps. specifically big dick traps
That theyre kinda annoying.
I hoard nudes of girls that i know/dont know
Ive had the chance to cheat and have gotten close a couple times, never went through with it
If they dont change within a year im leaving them

We all wanted to fuck your Asian friend in college. He was hot.

Judge all you want, it's manipulation 101.
If they feel like they have a flaw, and you don't accept nor deny it, they'll be bound to stay attached to someone they feel accepts it.

Hi dad.

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Tried? How incompetent are you?

No shit retard

when you are found by your room mate and they call the EMT then its out of my control

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You are a real person

I fap to loli

I occasionally stop taking care of important things in my life (not health wise) due to me constantly inducing psychosis.

Tie her up one night, have a train of dudes waiting, ruin her for life.

I ate the the last of the Lucky Charms

I only started talking to her because she fits my fetishes exactly. Black hair, perfect pussy, great body. I used to jackoff to her on Facebook and now I jackoff to every picture she's ever sent me. She's insanely smart as well and I love that. God, I want to cum everytime I fucking get my mouth to her pussy.

Location!!!

I jerk off to trap porn

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Always choose a good location to off urself