Ask a failed normie who lost their virginity to a prostitute anything

Ask a failed normie who lost their virginity to a prostitute anything

Yes this is the same retard from a few days ago shit did not go well..

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Since I'm late to the party, what's the premise?

why'd you not just fuck a guy for free? I see that painted nail.

Nothing much, just said fuck it and found a prostitute off backpage.
I'm a trap, everyone thinks I'm a freak

greentext the story pls

If thats you post timestamp

>2017 not knowing Eliza

>prostitute and I arranged a meeting for 7:00
>go to gym first and work on abs because that's my trouble area
>finish workout, shower, put on my more impressive clothing in my collection (an $100 Nike running shirt with some addidas pants and shoes), cologne, hair spray and we're good to go
>take train to her location
>arrive
>call her up and say "I made it"
>she tells me to go to door 130
>I can tell by her accent that she was Russian and also a little inexperienced because she seemed nervous which was ok with me because I'm beta virgin
>tell her "ok here I am, 130"
>tells me to approach door

Cont.

>inb4 walk the dinosaur

>approach door and see camera looking down at me
>"ok user, can you move a little closer?
>umm ok
>"now user, can you turn around for me?"
>this is probably looking awkward for the people walking around me but fuck it I'm getting laid, I just do what she says
>"that's you in the blue shirt? you're not black, are you user?"
>no, I'm Latino
>"oook, go to door 120 now across the street"
>wtfisgoingon.jpeg
>do what she says, I just want to get this over with
>tell her I'm at door 120 across the street and she buzzes me in.
>w-what r-room do I go to?
>"walk up the flight of stairs and you'll see me."
>the building looks pretty run down, typical to what you'd see in movies featuring prostitutes, I guess they're accurate.
>go up the flight and look across the hallway
>a door slowly creeps open and it's very dark inside
>a head peeks out slowly, can barely see her; nothing but her black hair and forehead
>walk toward and enter the door
>prostitute hides behind door but then shuts it behind us
>the room looks small, but is packed with romantic furniture
>bed with nice sheets, lights are dimmed, nice curtains, and a fake fire place next to the head of the bed
>"wow this is awesome"
>get my first good look at the prostitute
>not what was on the advertisement, but she was hot nonetheless 6/10 face with a 8/10 body
>filled with excitement the moment I see her butt in that sundress

Cont.

>TURNS OUT IT WAS A MAN
>NOT GAY BRO
>GET FUCKED
>NOW GAY BRO
>BRO
>BRO BRO
>BRO BRO BRO BOR
>TURNS OUT I WAS THE CAT ALL ALONG

speed up the process OP. How big was her dick?

>I noticed that the window in her room points directly toward door 130.. she was peeking at my through the curtains so she can see who's coming and play it safe
>well she has nothing to fear cause I'm a fucking faggot
>anyway, I start talking business
>we both lean against a tabletop she had near the door
>"so I have about $220 her-
>"SHHH user, you don't have to yell"
>ugh my splerg was showing and apparently I was talking too loud
>"okok, here I have the money"
>see her reaching for the wad of cash
>pull away and guard the money
>"...but i have a few things I want to say"
>"ok, what is it?"
>"well, one is that I'm a virgin and I want you to um... teach me a few things"
>"virgin? How can you be virgin with all this internet? h-how old are you, user?"
>I feel no shame, I just go along with what she's asking. "I'm 20"
>"I need to see ID"
>whoops, this might be a problem
>hand her my work ID because I don't have a drivers license
>"what is this? I need a date."
>"you need to be at least 18 to work for the board of ed."
>"18? No sorry you need to go" and she points toward the door
>wtf.webm
>in actual shock
>"wait I just said you need to be at least 18 to work for the board of ed, I'm legal and does it fucking matter?"
>"no, you need to go, I'm not dealing with baby"
>panic
>take out hidden stash about another 100 bucks or so
>"no, I don't care about your money, leave now" still pointing at door
>"why are you throwing me out? Is it cause I'm a virgin?"
>"go leave now or else I will start kicking"
>I bitch for a little longer before I realize that there is no way I'm getting pussy from this girl
>leave apt and back into the dirty streets in this dirty neighborhood
>FUCK
>desperate, go back on backpage and find first Russian prostitute and call her

Cont.

Moar op pls

>I'm a trap, everyone know I'm a faggoty freak
fify

Have you decided on the method of suicide yet?

I lost virginity to prostitute as well bro, don't worry it changed my life for good I don't know why are you crying

Youre cute 10/10 would eat ass

Watch this.

youtube.com/watch?v=ODn21NOi-dQ

Why is the blond one so sad?

>being this new

Problem with whores is that a lot of them flake

dick size?

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How's it going?

>"yes, hello, Alicia? Yea I saw your ad and was wondering where is your location
>"59 and 3rd ave" says a Russian voice
>she sounds cute so fuck it
>"ok, be there in 30 minutes"
>get there
>call her tell her I'm here
>"go to door 220"
>do so
>cops on the other side of the block
>doubt.jpeg
>say fuck it and hide behind a car and call prositute again
>"hey I'm here, 220."
>"1W"
>approach door and press 1W
>am buzzed shortly after
>1W is on the first floor obviously
>looking for 1W on the doors as I walk by them
>before I get to the on I front of me, it slowly creeps open
>girl, once again hides behind door and invites me into a dark room
>enter and turn around to get a good look at this girl
>same deal as before 6/10 face with a 8/10 body but I'd prefer the other girl. They were both petite, but the first girl was banging
>get straight into business
>"here's 250" I hand over the wad to her
>she looks confused but then points toward her desk
>right, you're supposed to leave the wad on the desk, i remember that from playing Heavy Rain.
>drop the wad and look at her cause I have no idea what to do next
>she does a welcome gesture and invites me to more of the house.
>I get on the other side of the bed and take off my bag and things from my pocket and put it on this chair next to me
>turn around and see her undressing looking away from me
>she was garnering a dress but now only wears black panties and bra
>ok wow this is happening
>take off my clothes leaving my pants and underwear for last cause nervous
>look up and see she is completely naked
>take off last remaining pieces of clothing and boom we are both naked
>prostitute smiles and points toward the bed
>I lay in top of it and she gets on too

Cont

Just a reminder that this is the guy who makes these threads.

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Wtf

A rape face if I've ever saw one

Is pic related you? pretty qt

I don't regret it one bit, I feel apathetic about it at best. Pretty disappointed but w.e long story short, I made money out of it cause I tricked my rich friend into thinking I lost my virginity to some girl.
I was shocked when the first girl threw me out lel she's a fucking prostitute, why do her morals start at "oh too young." wtfman

Cont.
>prostitute is on her knees and giggles, "relax user"
>I guess I'm visibly shaken despite how calm I'm trying to be about the whole thing. Guess that's what virginity does to you
>she reaches across the bed to her desk and pulls out a condom
>opens it and puts it in her mouth
>I interrupt her
>"um Idk how to say this, but u-um clearly my dick is small and only a certain kind fits..."
>prostitute takes out condom and shrugs
>"this is average sized condom"
>umm ok, I just go along with it
>motions to put it back in her mouth but before she does so, she looks up at me
>"besides, it's not small"
>yea w.e, let's just do this thing
>puts condom in her mouth and descends upon my cock
>I read about this in another virginity prostitute thread, she's gonna roll the condom down my dick using her mouth
>prettycool.jpeg
>I've gotten a blow job before, but not with a condom on. It feels... pretty disappointing
>just feels like I'm masturbating
>prostitute starts playing with my dick inside her mouth with her tongue
>she is literally SUCKING my dick
>well this is new
>she stops sucking me off and then goes into reverse cow girl position
>whoa ok this is happening

Cont.

Did your mom hire the prostitute out of pitty ? Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

dont try to tell me you are a normie with those sick ass painted fingernails. shit is edge as heck

It always amazes me how two ugly people can create just a qt, why the fuck didn't it work for me
Smaller than average, probably by a lot but idc

Cont.
>handles my cock from and puts it in her vajam
>feels warm
>she starts fucking me
>she moans
>w.e this pecker isn't actually doing any damage, but I just try to enjoy the literal ride
>start playing with her butt
>am tempted to go freak mode and put a finger in her nicely shaded shit stained asshole but idk.. even though she is a prostitute, she is a professional. She was in control of everything from the start, I just have to enjoy what I get.
>dick is pretty small, so she can't jump off dick that high but does so anyway from muscle memory
>am scared for a moment that my dick is gonna slip out and she's gonna descend and break my cock in half
>doesn't happen luckily
>keep playing with her butt but am not wowed by the experience idk why
>she starts slow riding and really throwing her ass and pressing it against my waist
>fuck that's my fetish
>can feel the nut coming
>try to warn her by pushing her off but it's no use
>nut inside her
>try to her off, not working
>"I-I just u-m, um..."
>"you can, user?"
>"wow you're really sensitive"
>probably about 1min 56 seconds
>she keeps slow fucking me
>audibly let out bitch moans
>she tickle me my legs and plays with my balls and really let's all the juices out
>scared she might get preggo but she's the professional here
>feel cock devolve into first form
>she gets off, reaches across the bed again to her desk and gets paper towels and a spray of some sort
>sprays into paper towel and cleans me up and then cleans herself up with another set

Well that's pretty much it. I read from another user that this all isn't worth it cause you need to have a genuine connection with your partner or else it just feels like masturbation and that is what happened to me. I paid for an hour, so I got to get another round with her. ''Twas ok

I'm cuter than he is. Take Eliza as example, I pretty much look like her except not as perfect

how do i prevent my children end up like you?

well there's a reason for that fag

Post proof w/ timestamp, please.

so do you regret losing your virginity like this?

>22 and virgin, still don´t know if I should create a social life or just pay for sex

OP how old are you?


> Easy Pay 4 sex!

work on abs?
abdominals are made in the kitchen
you need to squat & deadlift
also you need to do yoga
the only catch is it may stop you from being a fag which you seem to enjoy

You're pretty dang cute tbh.. Shit. Id pay to have sex with you.

I'd say have a happy, rich family living in mansion, but that didn't work out for pic related so idk really. It's all luck. You don't control your own destiny

No, but I think is have huge mental problems.. I don't care about anyone except myself and I think that affected the sex. Maybe it was because I want in control of it.. idk.

I don't regret it cause I simply don't care, but I was definitely disappointed. If you have the money, go for it.
I have slight lordosis, no one would notice unless I point it out; I hear yoga could fix that. Imma do it soon user.

I don't squat or deadlift tho

How much of a retard are you? It's been stated several times im not pic related fucking fuck face

Hah.. yeah.. i was talking about the way you talk.. I'm not interested in boy girls.. or whatever you are.. you have a modesty about the way you talk.. but.. I take that shit.. bc I just developed retardation like.. a day ago.. and find that highly offensive

I was 22 when I finally lost it. Shit just happens, user. You can make it, I've known worse than me that got there quicker. Also, if you somehow haven't heard it yet, it's overhyped. Definitely try to find one that isn't also a virgin, and you may enjoy it more than I did.

Op here
Definitely overhyped, especially when you have a condom on.
>try to find one that isn't also a virgin
but don't you want to be inexperienced together? You're both on the same playing field, even if you both suck at it, at least you'll suck together.

Why were you worried about her getting pregnant? Did you take the condom off?

post dick please

>at least you'll suck together
The lack of confidence in anything done was astonishing. Sure, we grunted through it together, but I would have rather had at least one of us go into it with some sort of experience. Also, fuck condoms. Went limp in it because I couldn't feel anything before getting rid of it.

No it's that my dick was going limp, I was scared that the condom would slip off, or that the jizz would seep out

I have leaky faucet, so going in raw isn't an option for me but yea condoms take away a lot of feeling

And as for someone who got fucked by a literal professional, meh it wasn't all that great at least for me.

But I also get where you coming from. Back in middle school when I had this freaky fuck buddy, I was really turned on by how much of a freak she was and how she genuinely wanted my dick inside her. We never fucked, obviously, but it wa fun doing stuff with her. Maybe with prostitutes, the fake ness of it all turns me off, but Alicia was really cool about me being inexperienced virgin, she did a good job

I've got a question.. who pays your bills?

>right, you're supposed to leave the wad on the desk, i remember that from playing Heavy Rain.

>I have leaky faucet
I like to mislabel myself as "lucky" that I don't get precum so that I'm distracted from the fact of being abnormal.

I'll see how things go in the future, as I'm waiting for the chance to apply many lessons learned. Things can only get better.

good story OP, good read. 8.9/10

How pathetic do you have to be to get rejected even by professionals that you pay for? lol

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Me
Thanks
She was hot I regret saying I was virgin, I thought prostitutes were supposed to feel delighted your losing your virginity to them. I almost got kicked out by the second prostitute when I mentioned I needed pictures to prove that I lost my virginity. We were both naked in bed and she said, "oh virgin? Well.. haha, I'm sorry not anymore." I panicked and came up with a bs story as to why I needed the pics. I guess she said fuck it and went along with it

same here, i still see prostitues, not often, but when i get a real big hankoring for something other than my hand i call them, usually once every 45-60 days. not too often

Yeah stop listening to all this bullshit "you have to tell the truth", "tell her you're a virgin, it's the right thing to do" stuff like that.

Women don't like inexperienced men, period. You don't have to lie, just say nothing. That way you don't create problems for yourself.

Pussy is pussy afterall kiddo... Only use a preservative to avoid any desease and enjoy of fucking girls

I have fucked many prostitutes, about 15 of them without condom. Creampied a few. Never caught any disease whatsoever.

Preservative?

Now that I know what I'm doing, I think I'll be seeing another one down the road. Maybe in a couple months.

But I've only been with Russian prostitutes. They seem to be generally good looking and they have quality rooms, but they are a bit pricey.

What's your experiences been like? Have you been with latinas? Asians? If so, what are they like? I'm curious

Don't use condom is a roulette game... the VHI and other diseases can catch you afterall

Yeah... latinas are fucking hot, specially colombians. They move very well like a porn actress

And have you had blood work done to be sure? Just because your shit ain't falling off means squat. just saying.

I'll make sure my next prostitute is Colombian. But I'm really into petite girls. My small dick can't handle all that ass, you feel? Recommendations?

>"go leave now or else I will start kicking"

im ded

Dude, why would I say I never caught anything if I didn't do regular blood tests to be sure?

For sure you only need once, but trust me the media make it seem like STDs are way more common than they actually are. And btw most STDs are very easily cured.

Did you know that 98.5% of HIV infections happen during anal sex? If you skip anal, chances of catching HIV are akin to winning the lottery. But of course the media will never tell you that.

Who's Eliza?

Id say the same thing about heroin and cocaine. The media makes it out to be worse than it actually is. The only kind of people that can get addicted to it are rich rockstars who's supply is virtually endless cause of the money they have. A regular person can't get hooked on it because they can't afford it. They'll either ween off it or go through withdrawls and quit cold turkey.

Is this sounding loony to you? Cause what you wrote sounded loony to me.

Dont do it

I'm legitimately asking, man.

I'm giving legitimate advice
Don't do it

I don't care what you think about what I wrote. It's the fucking truth.

BTW, out of those 98.5% of HIV infections by anal sex, 92% of it is when YOU get fucked in the ass (as in receiving anal). That's because of the small tears in the anal wall where semen can come into contact with the other person's blood.

tldr: if you're not getting assfucked yourself, you're pretty much safe from HIV. Why do you think they called it the gay cancer?

Just help me out dude, it can't be any worse than what I've jerked it to before.

You'll be thrown in jail
Or be depressed forever

You don't win at all. Just fucking don't do it

(S)He underage b8?