Sup Forums I need serious advice. This is extremely serious, and not for amusement

Sup Forums I need serious advice. This is extremely serious, and not for amusement.
I plan on doing a bank robbery. I'm ex-militray, have access to heavy fire arms, I'm in desperate need for money, and have no one to turn to. Me doing this determines if I feed my kids, and pay the rent. This is my livelihood. I'm taking my time to analytically plot this.
Objective: Steal 3 million dollars.
I specifically need advice in three fields.
1. What type of banks are likely to hold revenue in the millions? How do I determine this?
2. How do I properly determine an efficient escape route/plan? How should this be timed? Can it be practiced?
3. When getting the money how do I know if a tracker is on it? How do I quickly remove dye packs?
These are serious questions, please don't hesitate to go into detail in your answers.

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Look I mean, you could maybe consider trying taking to someone at the bank casually about how much money the bank receives, and when- but I don't know. I guess the most important part is the escape plan though.

Maybe if you'd JUST FINISH COLLEGE, you wouldn't have to rob jackshit.

IDK Op, you need to plan it yourself lmao

New payday dlc looks good though

1. Banks move all their money to depositories which are under heavy guard. Google the closest one to you. Its spelled P O L I C E P R E C I N C T.
2. Best escape route is to casually stroll down the street carrying the $3 million dollars.
3. Don't worry about trackers and dye packs. That will slow you down. Take it all, and worry about it a few weeks later after you lay low.

bump!

Shit you got a point

Are you doing this alone?

Yes I am.

As someone who has gotten robbed at work, just know that you're fucking up whoever who you rob mentally by making them fear for their life for their shitty low paying job that they need to support their family. I hope everything fails and you somehow get AIDS for being a shitty person, OP.

>heavy firearms
Confirmed for full of shut larper/ manchild.
What kind of heavy firearms mate?
You do realize a pistol/ short barrel rifle would be concealable right?
Cuz they are totally gonna let you just stroll right in with an rpg, or whatever the fuck you mean by "heavy firearms".

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You're not gonna get away with a bank. Go knock some dealers or corporate stores (big corps are easier than locally owned stores, those Asians deli owners will die before giving you money) if you've never done any standover jobs.

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You will never make it alone. Not nearly enough time to execute a proper robbery and you seem to be no where near close to a pro. Save yourself the grief and stick up corner stores outside of your country/state and be smart about it if you are gonna be a thief

dont know where you live but here banks have become impossible. i cant even rememeber the last time i heard a bank was robbed. go for a couple of little gambling offices. scope it out, check when it closes and do it right before closing time. you know those shows where the police ask civilians for helping recognizing criminals? i saw they were looking for 2 guys who robbed places like that, they robbed almost up to like 50 of them in a couple of months. they do 5 per night and then dissapear.they have gotten away with like half a million by now. now honestly i would never robbery, the risk/pay is to low.

if youre doing a bank you need good crowd control, make sure nobody else has guns, be fast at setting it up , do some practice

OP here. What I mean by 'heavy firearms' is that I own a M60 machine gun. However I believe using my 44 magnum would be best, as it can be easily hidden.

>robbing a bank is the only way to be a responsible father

i mean people say stupid things all the time, but.. wow

Haha. And he's doing it alone. Guess he thinks hes just gonna stroll up withan AK,AR,2 pistols and a sawed off pump action 12 ga. and expect no one to notice.

Let alone with one guy, i recall a few that were successful, but it was large crews with breaching charges and other specialized equipment

Are you willing to kill?

And here you are, posting about your plans on a peruvian rock collecting forum. I think someone's at your front door user.

OP here meeting with my parole officer talk to you guys later

Typical military meathead approaching something that needs finesse by first boasting about his big guns.

No wonder you're broke and can't feed your kids. Bank robbery is simple. 5k here 20k there...

You're fantasizing about a heist. That shit ain't no lone wolf operation. what you steal ain't what you earn either.

You keep thinking like the shit you see in movies is real, I'll look forward to seeing your ass getting shot up by Barney Fife in a future REKT thread

No I am not willing to kill. I need this for my family.

>peruvian rock collecting forum

Lets just be serious for a moment. Any bank around you will not have 3 mil easily accessible. And if you find one that does it WILL be protected with more than one security guard. Even if you are Keaunu Reeves the time and money it would take to plan it will just starve your family more.

You'd be better off killing for money. Or extorting one person. Or commiting fraud.

So. Yeah.

Dude, violent crime will get you locked up way way longer than white collar crime. Go for fraud or ransomware or something. Armed robbery will cause massive psycological trauma to bank employees and you WILL get caught.

Not an answer, but an idea I've been fond of for some time. Paint your face and any places that your skin is showing so you appear to be a different race.

let the man dream you edgy neckbeard

if he wants to act like a badass in the last moments of his life, let him

This by far is the best advice.

Confirmed bullshit. Get a job op you fucking nigger.

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard

just fucking rob people if you have big guns, set a fire across town then rob a house

Bank propably dont have much real money to steal. Main vault is somewhere else. Everything is electronic nowadays.
U just get shotted for nothing

Why dont you just sell your m60 its probably worth $75k

I know Banc of California has a unique system where all the tellers use an atm to give and take money. The bank near me explained it makes it almost impossible for someone to rob because the need an account to take money out. idk if that helps.

wow semi believable till this post. fuck off

They hardly keep enough cash on hand in most banks to make it worthwhile for someone of your skill set.

Rob a casino.

I spent 40 thousand f******* dollars on this. Its trash.

why not just hit an armored truck? cut the brake line, wait for it to crash, finish the job. done

hownew.ru

Keep your weapons unloaded, you get a lesser charge if you don't have intent to fire.

newer than you, faggot
wait

This thread sucks and so do you.

what did you get an art degree or some stupid shit in business

>censoring yourself

OP be like

>When getting the money how do I know if a tracker is on it?
You have to manually flip through each wad of cash to determine if they have a dye tracker in them. They are hard to notice otherwise. I once set off a dye tracker inside the bank (i was a super retarded teller)

why not kill yourself so your kid can collect life insurance?

Your better doing many small ones. I live-in the UK and assume your banks have very similar security systems. Getting the money is the easy part. But dye and tracers are not easy to spot and dye is very hard to disable before or without making it go off. It needs a lot of time and tools something you won't have. You can buy ones for home security by the most expensive and practice. And new bills are usually sequencal meaning even if you get to them police will know where and when you spend them. Many large banks holding are sums have tracking devices that connect to the inside of the bands holding the money into whatever denominations you do not have time to check them all. Even if you do all this cameras are everywhere no expense will be spared in forensically tracking you down. There is a reason why in the western world there isn't really such thing as a successful bank job. If you need to do it in one hit definitely find alternative to a bank something along the lines of the Hatton garden job if you know how to move that much in precious gems

hit an atm instead

>Don't worry about trackers and dye packs.
Have fun trying to spend red-tinted money that every business and bank knows is stolen

how the fuck do you get married and get fucking kids without having the decency in your mind to have a stable job...
fuck man if arabs have it right on something is when the man goes to ask for a girl from her parents.. the parents actually asks what the nigger does for a living and if he can actually afford a married lifestyle

Couldn't you just join the DNC and loot the taxpayer like rest of them?

nigger are you autistic ?

>'im gunna rob a bank anons, help me plan'
You wont do shit OP

Ha yeah that fucking nigger whore got a billion off of trusting mentally ill people.

>Objective: Steal 3 million dollars.

Never going to happen.

> I'm in desperate need for money
> have access to heavy fire arms

...and you're a bullshitter.

Next.

Probably get buried, but bank robbing is easy.

Drive to small towns with small town folk, and small town banks.

Park out of sight of the bank. No video forage of your car.

Video footage of your face doesn't actually matter, not really. Walk in, with a note that requests all the cash in their till.

No weapons. If you get caught trying to rob a bank with no weapons the punishment is much less severe.

Just take one till worth. In other words, a few Gs max per bank. You aren't going to get away with a large robbery, not without some panic buttons and dye packs anyways.

Keep it small, kept it random, and you'll be fine. Requires traveling though.

>Can it be practiced?

Boot up Payday 2. Have fun, mate.

Aiding an abetting OP in conspiracy to commit a felony.

HELL TO THE NAH

ARREST HIM FBI

call up lester to scope out the bank

Why did you get kicked out of the military? You sound like a fucking dumb cunt tbh.

>BIDYO GAEMS IS TRAINING FOR COMMIT CRIMNAL
absolut autismo

lmfao

These are so fucking solid and OP would be a fool for not taking these into account

Ok, so first of all, you need to target non-FDIC banks. If you rob one of these banks the feds will hunt you forever.
You will not be able to get 3 million by yourself without blueprints and a poorly planned bank.
Here is what will happen. You will enter the bank. At some point you will begin your robbery.
You might try the loud entrance, gaining crowd control instantly, but giving the tellers time to activate the silent alarm and close the safe.
You might try to slip a note to your teller giving instructions, but best case scenario: you make it out with a couple grand without incident. There is no way to cleanly get more money than what might be at the counter.
You might try to access a private box at the bank, bringing you closer to the vault before beginning your robbery. You can keep a gun in a discrete container that the bank employees thinks contains documents or jewelry or something. If you start the robbery here you could very well access the safe. The bank would quickly learn of your presence and begin to close the safe, locking you in or out. The patrons of the bank would flee, leaving you with no hostages. You would then need to leave through a specific and known route.
You can't do it alone.

>almost impossible for someone to rob because the need an account to take money out
or a gun and a person with account access

>read this book, this guy did it right
amazon.com/Ballad-Whiskey-Robber-Transylvanian-Moonlighting/dp/0316071676?tag=duckduckgo-d-20

Maybe it's just me but why would you need any sort of firearm for a bank robbery? The only thing you need to take control of a bank is a simple threat. You never have to display or even carry a weapon to take control of a bank. It's good for movies for dramatic effect but it's unnescessary. All you have to do is walk into a bank and let it be known you're there to rob it. Of course any bank robbery is basically a instant hostage situation so you might want to consider that first especially since you said doing it alone. That's a suicide mission if you go alone.

Listen, you are asking for serious, reasonable advice? You are HIGHLY likely to fail. Simply put. Even then, what if the teller simply refuses to hand you money or shuts himself from you? What then? What if theres a police car on scene within 3 minutes? You cant 1 man army this shit. If you REALLY want to rob someone or something, rob stores and shit. Migjt not yield alot, but wont get you fucked with 99% certainty. You know, theres reasons theres barely any bank robberies anymore.
1. It's barely worth it unless your highly specialized and know the whole gig with a couple of other guys or gals
2. Simply not feasible considering risk vs reward.

Yeah sure, you CAN try, but ur most likely to just end up on local news or bestgore

Do a small bank, as soon as it opens run in and take control of the first person or people there with a fire arm. Don't be afraid to slap them around. Go for the weakest or oldest person there. Preferably a woman. State you want all the money out of the till and depending if they have a vault or safety deposit boxes get those too. Get the staff to remove the dye packs and place them on the counter. Collect money and get the hell out. As for a getaway, steal a vehicle prior to robbery and drive it to a secluded place where youve parked your car the night before. Double check there are no remaining trackers or dye packs. Congrats you now have robbed a bank. Also you obviously shouldnt buy any big ticket items. Keep it hidden and take out money as needed for food, bills, etc. Hope this was helpful and good luck.

1200 hours into payday: the heist, later

Most regular local banks will keep around $1 mill maximum at any given time. They will have most money on hand just before three weekends and holidays.

With this method youre better off just gettting what's at the counter.

>I've watched a few heist movies and now i think I'm a master criminal

human sevices. bank robbing isn't a livelihood

you aren't going to steal 3 million dollars (kids and rent lol). Ex military doesn't mean shit. You're doing nigger work expect nigger pay. Maybe drawers and an open safe. a couple ten large, no more is kept on hand in banks that you have the skill for.

kill yourself
kill yourself

If you didn't get dishonorably discharged which is actually pretty hard both the military and human services will help you. Be a useful member of society shithead

because there is no consequence to tripping the alarm for an unarmed person. Do you possess braincells??

just dont rob a fucking bank go steal from people who are already breaking the law like drugsdealers as they wont go to the cops but be sure that dealers can be as dangerous as the state police department

Wow. Hey you're an awesome person fyi

Are you not willing to kill for your family?

If youre a bitch after the event then you were a bitch before.

Unless the robber actually blows someone away in front of you, they dont actually want to kill anyone. Just give them the shit and let them go.

If you have to ask any of these questions you will not succeed.

There is so much wrong with your questions and your plan that the best thing for you to do is just not do it.

You have seen way too many movies, you have a mental imbalance, and regardless of what you think you have learned in the military, you have practically zero chance of success.

You just don't have enough of your shit together to be asking the kind of questions you're asking, let alone on fucking Sup Forums on a Tuesday night. You can't even wait until Saturday night when all the retards are online?

You really should just save yourself and everyone involved the time and not do it.

Well, knowing that the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, and that only a fool would take anything posted here as fact, here's one idea.

the first and most important thing is that simply by stating that you're willing to, YOU YOURSELF, physically enter a bank and force, by the threat of violence, one single bank to hand over three million yen, or whatever the hell currency you think is worth killing yourself or spending your life in a cell is worth, you are admitting that you are in no way suitable to perform such a deed.

that aside, the best advice i can give you is you need plausible deniability. Don't try to do it alone. Assemble a team, or better yet, hire someone to bribe someone to pay someone to blackmail someone to rob the bank, or the armored car, or the whatever, for you. With each level of separation, you decrease your risk and increase your plausible deniability.

Again, you're already fucked, so discussing this is moot, but for entertainment's sake...

Let's assume you do assemble a team, because it dawns on you that even if you enter a bank with the biggest, baddest gun any teller can instantly press the silent alarm switch under the desk that not only alerts the police but also probably drops metal barriers between you and the tellers and between you and the exit, forcing you to an hero.

Obviously, plan everything in person. Don't use email, texts, cell phones. I hear tying two cans together with string is highly effective because no one can understand what the fuck you're saying so it's basically encrypted.

Joking aside, I would make some silicon face masks, go in with a friend and hand the teller a note explaining that you have just escaped from a psychiatric institute and have no medically observed sense of empathy and will therefore not hesitate to paint the wall behind his head a chunky crimson if he doesn't fill the bag you're sliding across the desk for him in two fucking seconds.

kys fagg0t

How do you set them off?