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>leaf started /brit/

fucking disgusting

>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "HATE FACTS, HATE FACTS, HATE FACTS!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"

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more like /bris/ aha

fuckin hebrews

>thailad turned 18 in 1997
whoa... time flies huh

no
but we barely give handouts to our own citizens, let alone foreigners
if you're not rich/have a good job and are a foreigner here your life is objectively shit

*takes a sip*

did you see maisie in the malteasers advert?
youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE

I didn't say "no other country has welfare programs" I said no countries outside the west give money to foreigners so I don't know why you're telling me this.

do Europeans give money to non-citizens?
that seems pretty mental

I want mummy May to tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in for nighty nights

canada is part of the west

no

business idea: get rich and move to canada

>pseudo science bullshit which has been debunked and linked to the pioneer fund a known fascist organisation
>checks flag

Ah yes

will the world ever get better lads?

Lie, my aunt lives in Holland, you have no benefits at all, not even free healthcare you get, only in case of pregnancy you get some few benefits

nigger may

Why not just get rich?

Let me rub your private parts better so you can get to sleep

because this country sucks and every other anglo nation is better

It's one of the bigger reasons they flood in.
I didn't say every western country either though, did I?

stop talking complete nonsense

PROTOCOL No. 16

1. In order to effect the destruction of all collective forces except ours we shall emasculate the first stage of collectivism - the UNIVERSITIES, by re-educating them in a new direction. THEIR OFFICIALS AND PROFESSORS WILL BE PREPARED FOR THEIR BUSINESS BY DETAILED SECRET PROGRAMS OF ACTION FROM WHICH THEY WILL NOT WITH IMMUNITY DIVERGE, NOT BY ONE IOTA. THEY WILL BE APPOINTED WITH ESPECIAL PRECAUTION, AND WILL BE SO PLACED AS TO BE WHOLLY DEPENDENT UPON THE GOVERNMENT.

2. We shall exclude from the course of instruction State Law as also all that concerns the political question. These subjects will be taught to a few dozen of persons chosen for their pre-eminent capacities from among the number of the initiated. THE UNIVERSITIES MUST NO LONGER SEND OUT FROM THEIR HALLS MILK SOPS CONCOCTING PLANS FOR A CONSTITUTION, LIKE A COMEDY OR A TRAGEDY, BUSYING THEMSELVES WITH QUESTIONS OF POLICY IN WHICH EVEN THEIR OWN FATHERS NEVER HAD ANY POWER OF THOUGHT.

3. The ill-guided acquaintance of a large number of persons with questions of polity creates utopian dreamers and bad subjects, as you can see for yourselves from the example of the universal education in this direction of the GOYIM. We must introduce into their education all those principles which have so brilliantly broken up their order. But when we are in power we shall remove every kind of disturbing subject from the course of education and shall make out of the youth obedient children of authority, loving him who rules as the support and hope of peace and quiet.

(1/2)

take joy in it getting worse
normies are terrified of it

would i get arrested in the uk if i called theresa may "nigger may"

Ah yes

Love to be a good lad for mummy

WE SHALL CHANGE HISTORY

4. Classicism as also any form of study of ancient history, in which there are more bad than good examples, we shall replace with the study of the program of the future. We shall erase from the memory of men all facts of previous centuries which are undesirable to us, and leave only those which depict all the errors of the government of the GOYIM. The study of practical life, of the obligations of order, of the relations of people one to another, of avoiding bad and selfish examples, which spread the infection of evil, and similar questions of an educative nature, will stand in the forefront of the teaching program, which will be drawn up on a separate plan for each calling or state of life, in no wise generalizing the teaching. This treatment of the question has special importance.

5. Each state of life must be trained within strict limits corresponding to its destination and work in life. The OCCASIONAL GENIUS HAS ALWAYS MANAGED AND ALWAYS WILL MANAGE TO SLIP THROUGH INTO OTHER STATES OF LIFE, BUT IT IS THE MOST PERFECT FOLLY FOR THE SAKE OF THIS RARE OCCASIONAL GENIUS TO LET THROUGH INTO RANKS FOREIGN TO THEM THE UNTALENTED WHO THUS ROB OF THEIR PLACES THOSE WHO BELONG TO THOSE RANKS BY BIRTH OR EMPLOYMENT. YOU KNOW YOURSELVES IN WHAT ALL THIS HAS ENDED FOR THE "GOYIM" WHO ALLOWED THIS CRYING ABSURDITY.

6. In order that he who rules may be seated firmly in the hearts and minds of his subjects it is necessary for the time of his activity to instruct the whole nation in the schools and on the market places about this meaning and his acts and all his beneficent initiatives.

(2/2)

PROTOCOL No. 17

ignore that last one lol, I was drinking

yeah but i worry too
just want a nice comfy planet

Tell me how I'm talking nonsense

Business idea: charge ip`s from Thailand to post here

youtube.com/watch?v=_aLEu1lx8bg

Why haven't you sold yourself to single japanese women, /brit/?

rate this girl out of ten

That's basically a thing anyway as half the ISPs are range banned so you need a pass to post.

Thailad is fascist dogshit

9/10

-1 for no arms

nah lad, no.17 is:

1. The practice of advocacy produces men cold, cruel, persistent, unprincipled, who in all cases take up an impersonal, purely legal standpoint. They have the inveterate habit to refer everything to its value for the defense and not to the public welfare of its results. They do not usually decline to undertake any defense whatever, they strive for an acquittal at all costs, caviling over every petty crux of jurisprudence and thereby they demoralize justice. For this reason we shall set this profession into narrow frames which will keep it inside this sphere of executive public service. Advocates, equally with judges, will be deprived of the right of communication with litigants; they will receive business only from the court and will study it by notes of report and documents, defending their clients after they have been interrogated in court on facts that have appeared. They will receive an honorarium without regard to the quality of the defense. This will render them mere reporters on law-business in the interests of justice and as counterpoise to the proctor who will be the reporter in the interests of prosecution; this will shorten business before the courts. In this way will be established a practice of honest unprejudiced defense conducted not from personal interest but by conviction. This will also, by the way, remove the present practice of corrupt bargain between advocation to agree only to let that side win which pays most

(nine more parts thereafter)

Mate, just go to a shrink to threat your fetish on fucked up chicks.

complete freak you are

thailad is a communist dickhead

i'm proud of this post to be honest

go away

didn't read a single one I'm afraid because I have been drinking

thick twat

Freak fucker.

if he were truly fascist i don't think he'd be living in thailand

Brazilian

Thailad probably loves living under military dictatorship, licking the boots of the corporate powers that run Thailand.

At least i don`t have a fetish on a handicapped Italian :)

Didn't you get the memo? Anyone right of Karl Marx is a fascist now.

>Thailand

was going to recycle an old thread but got distracted by something else and forgot

oh well

not a fetish, she just happens to have no arms or legs

Thailand was allied with Nazi Germany and Japan in WWII

honestly I don't know what you people see in living in Europe unless you have a solid job lined up there or lots of money.

doing a learn about the cuckio meme
is liam about

radical/10

Lol. You literally watch fascist garbage on youtube and then repeat their arguments verbatim without doing announce of research.
Utter clueless cunt.

those youtube "personalities" are hardly fascists.

Although they were bullied into it by the nips tbf
Have you got any examples yet or are you still just chatting shit?

Why don't Proddies say RIP

only after they chickened out of their initial alliance commitments
they were the Italy of SE Asia

idk, lots of far rightists have a fetish for east asia.

dunno what it is, whether it's just yellow fever, weebs or something more. even on Sup Forums there's threads praising east asian women all the time

They were invaded, it was either be conquered or play ball.

Which ones? Varg is rather fascist, isn't he?

Thailand isn't in East Asia

he's more of a traditionalist
Fascism was a complex alliance of numerous right wing ideas in the effort to counter the (real or perceived) threat of communism

so was finland

sharting

also there's nothing wrong with Varg
he's a sensible and respectable guy even if he can step out of his depth sometimes.
much better than the majority of new-right talking heads popping up, plus Varg is a living example of the HigherMan

They aren't human

varg is in no way authoritarian

awaiting the ad hominem """retort"""
something a long the lines of "well yeh but ur a nazi"

Seems to be the extent of these peoples ability to converse.

Ethno-nationalism is a tenet of fascism, is it not? Varg seems very much opposed to the politics of traditionalists who espouse civic nationalism.

nothing wrong with liking Asia either.
funny how every leftist becomes some patriotic lover of the west when anyone mentions the East.

>Ethno-nationalism is a tenet of fascism, is it not?
no, it is not.

Why the fuck do I get so itchy at night

Google says its my cicardian cycle

Sounds like bullshit

i poo 3 times a day

not even the runs either

it is but there are many aspects of fascism like I said
corporatism is a common aspect of fascism, yet it is also a common aspect in many left-socialist ideas

Varg is more of a volkisch traditionalist and not terribly authoritarian, definutely not a civic nationalist or even a traditional nationalist, he's more about strong tribal and family bonds.

>East Asia
close enough

Disgusting ape

you've got pinworms

update: found it
also goodnight

enjoy your bowel cancer you red meat eating neanderthal

weird how you can mess with a country's economy just by burning money

bit noncey

Scratching can be a stimuli "test" to see if you react and are still awake.
I'll give you that, but SEA is a different region not to be confused with East Asia.

unironically might report this to the rozzers

is it bad if a pic itt gets me hard?

Not true

Cute but wrong

Finished watching Big Little Lies last night, was good. :D

Real money doesn't exist in physical form. It's like saying you can mess with the levels of the ocean by leaving your tap running.

might do a trim the arm and leg hair

not shave just trim

>german
-1/10

won't matter when all money is electronic
besides you can just barter, or use labour vouchers

Then why is it a federal crime to deface the currency bitch

She is Italian

nationally yes but she's ethnically german

Things were different when these laws were imposed. Also in the UK it's not a crime to destroy money.