I'm coked out of my mind, AMA

I'm coked out of my mind, AMA

How does it feel to be a kek?

How much coke does it take to turn pig iron into high grade steel?

actually, the purer it is the more it acts as an oxidizing agent. It'll rust any metal given enough contact.

are butterfly knives illegal in california?

yes they are actually

fuck, know any way to get rid of a butterfly knife quickly? there's a cop outside knocking on the door as we speak

are you for real?

Just hide it somewhere. They won't arrest you for possession of one, they'll just write a citation and confiscate it

source: I have one too

They're not illegal. You just cant carry them

this, actually. It's fine if it's in your house

holy shit, I think it's a full fucking swat team

I think I am going to go for it. butterfly knife in one hand, 45 in the other

wish me luck, anons

No pics no proof

you need a 9mm for armor penetration, .45 won't do much against kevlar.

Are you a motherfucking SHAMAN, OP?
What are the spirits saying?

shit, i've been shot

pic and timestamp or it didnt happen

I'm in the middle of a fucking gun battle with the police and you want a pic and a time stamp?

yes, duh

Get them in the shot, too. Throw a peace sign for the camera.

I'm not a shaman, but I have gained the power of prescience. The spice must flow.

shit, I am out of ammo and they know it. They're closing in. Time for the knife to do it's magic.

Remember me as a peacemaker

I hope you're happy moot

Okay, by, love you, user. Next time you feel like roleplaying on Sup Forums, I'll join in as a woodelf ranger. I fucking love me some woodelves.

I need a wood elf thief who can bust me out of prison

I'll try to shoot the lock with arrows.
Rolling now.
>1
Fuck.
I'm in prison, now, too.

>~

Yush! This is good.

Is Allah Satan? And Mohammed the Antichrist?