Zombie apocalypse movie/TV show

>Zombie apocalypse movie/TV show
>Women are portrayed as take no prisoners asskickers

Let's talk about what would ACTUALLY happen to women during a real zombie apocalypse

they will whore themselves out for food and protection

you only see the ones that are still alive, the 0.001% of women that possess the capability to survive. all the normal women are zombies or dead

I like this pasta because we can talk about Sienna Guillory's body of work

How does anyone manage to get killed by a zombie?

Rate my zombie plan

>camp out in house eating my rations
>wait a month or so
>stock the car up with weapons
>rape any women I find
>murder anyone else
>kill myself when I think it's getting rough

when is Antje getting her own zombie flick

>not stocking on enough rations for a year
>not capturing women and bringing them back to the rape den

horrible plan.

Too busy with a zombie career

being outnumbered/being caught off guard

btfo

Mediocre face

>he doesn't kill the woman after he rapes her

what's the point

stop making fun of her career pls

why the fuck didn't they cast her in the Last Chapter?

My zombie plan would be finding fucks like you and letting the girls rape and murder you instead.

shut the fuck up

White knights would literally be the first ones dead

I think the first few seasons of The Walking Dead did a great job of portraying how women would react.

>Take me, Shane
>MY SISTER MY SISTER
>SOPHIAAA
>No, you guys, this creepy town is totally safe
>You guys, I don't think this creepy town is totally safe

Of course, I wouldn't support these leeches, they would be used for sex and entertainment only, they don't get to eat or drink.

"AHRRRR... NEED MORE FLOPS"

>raping a thirsty skeleton

yeah what a great plan that is you fucking idiot

but if you do that you'll be just like him

delet this

take that back pls

But goddamn did she look fine in that movie

The zombies would rape them until their rotten dicks fell off.

I don't know how she's handle zombies, but she's giving my pee pee rigor mortis.

>covert sienna guillory' thread
i'm in

^Women would probably want to get fucked by zombies because they admire all dominant lifeforms and want to naturally subject themselves to it

they would immediately drop all notion of feminism and equality and pretend as if that never happened

Realistically Chad would protect them until Tyrone kills chad and gangrapes Stacey.

We would all be long dead.

these movies'r always good until the bad guys show up

>Rule #1- Always save a bullet for yourself
At least you've got one thing right

There wouldn't be any, they'd all either run and scream, try to hide in a really shitty spot, or latch on to a man until he inevitably uses her as zombie bait.

Pandorum kind of was a zombie flick, in a way.

>Let's talk about what would ACTUALLY happen to women during a real zombie apocalypse
They would get carried by white knight orbiters that would literally do anything for them, what do you think would happen ? Do you actually think there would be rebel rape gangs walking about ? Maybe in fucking Africa m8

Only in resident evil universe are all the women shown as competent and all the men as little bitch babies

My zombie plan would be to find fuckers who murder people with their vigilante justice and kill them

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memes aside movie has some really nice shots

A zombie apocalypse actually happening would be because not every person is a basement dwelling autist who stockpiles guns and rations for it. Most people would end up getting bit due to trying to help others and generally not being paranoid weirdos.

>not killing the woman and raping her again when she reanimates as a zombie
I might as well go all the way

That's why 28 days later makes no sense