Nu-Male Hate Thread

Nu-Male green text stories welcome
>relative has a boyfriend
>late 20s, beard, starting to bald, thick rimmed glasses, wearing some indie rock bands shirt that nobody has heard of, everything nu-male
>I've seen his Facebook page before where he posts feminist and pro-rapefugee nonsense
>we are at a family gathering last night talking
>he brings up this comic book and is like "yeah, and the thing I like about it is that it's very feminist"
>later he starts hating on Donald Trump and sarcastically says "Please, for once can we have a white man elected president???"

These men aren't just a meme, they are real and you will find them out there.

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After finishing my freshman year of college, I realize that I actually hate these people more than niggers.

here in mexico we call them chairos

Its like seeing the smart student fall in with a bad crowd. Much more dissapointing when you know deep down they have potential.

When I think back on my life, I wonder why I didn't end up like one of them...

Here's a better one

Bottom right, next to last.

>is dating a jew
>is twitch streaming dark souls constantly
>at a bandmates house
>she shows up by herself
>lobos is streaming dark souls again
>go to buy some drinks
>hang with everyine for a bit and go outside for a smoke
>she follows
>we end up banging in the backyard
>not sure if he married her kek

They have an innate tendency to slither away or become passive aggressive once confronted alone with aggression.

They're bitches to the core and failures of men and must be reminded about it every waking moment of their lives.

por alla en el sur con los chilangos ylosque son del color de la mierda, te dicen chairo a ti.

jajajaj pinche gente cagada que viene aqui

what if you have thick glasses, but hate libs, own guns, workout, have a good job and make money, are tall and are not balding, have no beard, dont play vidya

i'm balding and need glasses

how do i avoid getting lumped in with nu-males?

whoops, also voted trump and your state made america great again

Don't grow a shitty beard and work out

>tfw i look like them.

>numale cousin is getting married
>skinny, chicken neck, big glasses
>invitation features him and his soon to be wife wearing footie pajamas
>his invitation talks about his work as an episcopalian minister
>used to volunteer leaving water for mexicans crossing the border, now helps unaccompanied central american refugee children
>him and his soon to be wifes hobbies include soap making and 'consuming large amounts of wikipedia'

I wish I was making this up

>need to grow a beard to disguise my nonexistent chin
>need to wear glasses because my eyes are too dry for contacts and my nightvision is too shitty for lasik

>talking to nu-male in college
>he rambles about hitler
>how he has a fantasy of saving a jewish girl from him
>he was so damn fat
>so fucking smelly
>he asked me about trump
>I said "yeah, I like him"
>the fat-ass tried stabbing me with a plastic fork
>break his nose
>got kicked out for "racism"
>apparently the guy was like half-Asian or something
>nfw

Shit, nothing I can do about the glasses I'm afraid. I've been short sighted since I was 8 and need them for when I drive or am in class.

I look like a numale, so I fit in well with a lot of these guys. Once I gain their trust, I start dropping serious red pills on them. Infiltrate and convert, brothers.

Don't get thick-rimmed glasses, and work out. You'll be fine

You fucking idiot, I respect you for standing your ground but it was so pointless to go over a fucking fedora lord.

I do this, but with redneck Cuckservatives/libertarians

>describing the 80% of users here

>nu-male

lmao OP like to suck dick so hard that no nu male can compare to him.

worst bait in years.

Dont worry OP you will bet pathetic all your life no matter what labbel you have on, so why bother labeling you in to just a fraction of your shittself?

I shoved his fat-ass off me, he stumbled a bit and fell forward. It was a shitty college anyway

People are just hard wired to seek and fulfill a role. The problem is a corrupt ruling class using thought policing and fabricating all these shitty roles saying they have value when by an objective evaluation they have no value.

I strongly suspect this was a homosexual booty call/hookup that went wrong.

I'd beat a fedora till he squeeled at the sote of his popped nose.

Why so weak, potato nigger with your stupid fuckig accent?

why do they all look the same? wtf

people who played sports when they were younger and competed never turn out looking like this

and yes. if you didnt compete in sports when you were younger chances are u look like the betas in the pic

LOOOOOL

Honestly I just hate the appearance more than the tendencies. The glasses, a goatee, and some overdone modern hairstyle.

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Cause' your man there got thrown out of college because of it.

I'm pretty sure there are a lot of low test, nu-male types on Sup Forums.

The difference between Sup Forums nu-males and reddit nu-males, is that reddit nu-males know they are low test beta faggots.

Did you explain everything that you just told us here, surely they'd only give you a suspension at most, I mean the fedora started it.

nu-male
> really just beta males succumbing to the Zionist agenda

I'm a Christian white male, he's a fat, dumb, ugly half-breed. It's America who's going to win?

I never competed in sports but I started lifting at 17 and i'm 28 now and I'm a Big Guy (4u) (at 195lb bodyweight ~ 12%bf my total is over 1200) and you'd never guess i watch anime and play vidya all day outside of work. pic related who i lift for inb4 pleb

forgot my waifu of 12 years

>tfw only with her in my dreams and fanfiction

>Has beard
Check
>Glasses
Nope
>Prematurely balding
Dunno, I shave my head
>White knight with white guilt
Nope
>Trendy, very active on twitter
Nope
>Complaining
Yep
>Problematic
Nope
>Patreon donating
Nope
>Jumping to defense of women online
Never online, it's the internet lol
>Submissive, passive, boring
Where needed. I'm not "keeping it real" when it comes to my career
>Indie dev
Nope, can't code, don't want to
>Functional in society
Yep
>Unique individual
Nope
>Twitter and Tinder bio
Don't use either
>Wifes last name
Yep

4.5 / 15
I think I'm good

Well shit, sorry to hear that. What are you up to now?

>tfw balding
>tfw lumped in with the nu-males just because of my shit genetics

Here's another fun one for you to try

>Sup Forums - power fantasies

now post what you look like lol

the worst video ive ever seen

Why the fuck do you watch anime though at 28 years of fucking age?

The fuck is wrong with you, m8?

>the worst video ive ever seen

>beard
no
>glasses
Yes
>balding
no
>white knight/white guilt
No
>trendy
no
>complaining
no
>problematic
no
>Patreon
wtf is that
>woman's defense
no
>indie dev
no
>wife's last name
>Pic related

How late does your wendy's stay open on sunday?

Thinking about joining the Navy

>now post what you look like lol

go check plg over on /fit/ i post pics there somewhat often. not posting pics on this board.

>Why the fuck do you watch anime though at 28 years of fucking age?

because my brain is broken and i have no real desire for 3dpd except for 1-2 times a year when i just go out to a bar and hit on every girl that even looks at me so i can just fuck something warm other than my fleshlight under my anime body pillow

>The fuck is wrong with you, m8?

a lot.

they are spreading :S

>has beard and/or glasses
yep, thinking about contacts, though

>20-30 years old
19

>commonly prematurely balding
kinda, I think. ever since I started growing out my hair, I haven't had to look

>white knight with white guilt
absolutely not

>trendy, active on twitter
not really

>favorite method of activism is complaining
I don't think I've ever done "activism," but I'd participate at a Trump rally if it were nearby.

>uses words like "problematic"
no

>donates to at least one Patreon female
no

>jumps to any woman's defense...
I don't defend people because of their sex; I only defend them if they're correct.

>submissive, passive, boring but outspoken
I don't think I'd fit the first three criteria.

>indie dev
I do make my profile pics very pixelated, but I don't want to make games.

>more functional in society than a beta
I move boxes in a warehouse for a living, so you've got me there.

>one step above fedoras
I'm Agnostic, but I love Christianity's principles.

>think they are unique
Yeah, a little.

>Twitter bio and Tinder bio are identical
I haven't used Tinder in like a year

>will take his wife's last name
Absolutely not.

Feels pretty good failing the test.

now you see why hitler attacked other white nations? its the ideal the governments were perpetrating

Niggers are a result of genetics, if not for the welfare-state we have blacks would have adapted better, and become intelligent functioning people. Nu-males are the result of cuckoldry

What if I played unorganized sports? I was the neighborhood kid who played stick ball with every single other kid in the neighborhood. I had friends that were 5-6 years younger than me. We made up our own combo games as well and everyone was happy.

me too tbfh

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>guy I work with a best buy
>beard skinnyfat glasses
>bernie fag who wants 15 dollars an hour because he doesn't want to do anything else but work his shitty dead end job

You don't belong here

you aren't a nu male. The nu male have this slimy disgusting aura around them.

You know it when you sense it. Their disgusting presence assaults all your 5 senses down to your soul.

>tfw had thick-rimmed glasses since the 90s
>tfw they're associated with these cucks now

OP, how would nu-males compare to "fedoras"?

Can you give a detailed response?

>tfw best friend became a nu-male in the past 5 years
I can't wake him up.

This. I can at least respect niggers as my enemy. Nu males are just fucking disgusting.

While you might think nu males and fedoras are the same cat they are not.

fedoras have this old fashioned role playing going on in their minds. They want the old ways minus the Christian Culture. So they see themselves as "extreme gentlemen".

Nu males hate the idea of a gentleman. They hate masculinity. They hate every aspect of the "old ways".

Men, not much of a story

>be me
>2014
>be 21 year old chav
>hipster nu male faggot owes me weed money
>it's been 3 months
>spot him down one of my local streets that evening
>ask him if he has my money
>he still doesn't have my money
>I take his new shoes and fat cap
>sell faggot shoes to other idiot who buys weed off of me
>25 quid
>keep cap for myself

Kill it with fire.

A-MOTHER-FUCKIN-MEN

>Men

ahmed detected

>beard/glasses

glasses yes, facial hair looks like shit on me so i shave it

>20-30

yeh

>balding

fuck no, my hair is the best thing about me

>whiteknight/white guilt

nope

>trendy

nah

>complaining activism

well i mean, i post on Sup Forums, so i get this one

>uses words like problematic

no

>donates to patreon

no

>jumps to woman's defense

nah

>submissive, passive, etc

i dont think so, but maybe i am

>indie dev

never

>more functional

i would say i am

>one step above fedoras

im more than one step

>think they're unique

im not

>twitter/tinder bio the same

nope

>will take wife last name

no chance


am i a nu-male, Sup Forums?

Let it all go.

I'm sorry but that's the truth.
t. Nehiyaw patriot

Shut the fuck up crumpet nigger.

>tfw I say tfw in real life
>tfw

Is that real? Im triggered. T R I G G E R E D.

Surely this kid couldn't have had a father.

He cant have owed you that much, he must have been a cheap shit or something.

>maybe THIS will get those STRONG WYMYN in the campus feminist group that I recently joined to NOTICE ME!

Hillary knows her audience

>be me. Have nu male friend (at the time)
>nu male has party, invites me
>girl he wants to bang comes.
>he tries flirting, fails
>he's BTFO; I decide i'll try to flirt
>kino and tease girl in front of nu male
>she's loving it and we keep talking and flirting
>nu male gets steaming mad
>nu male pulls her aside and tells her what an apparently sexist asshole I am and how she shouldn't date guys like me
>girl tells me, we laugh.
>take her back to my place and fuck
>next morning, nu male sends me text novel about how I am a sexist and how he can't be friends with me
>tell nu male I fucked the girl he likes

I don't care anymore. I felt bad at first but he wasn't getting anywhere with her. The fact he tried to shit on me out of jealousy made me despise him.

I hate all nu-males. They always do this faggy shit and wonder why they can't get laid.

That reminds me. Theres a guy walking around my college with a hillary badge on his label. He doesnt look like the typical nu-male type but boy does he look effeminate. Knobbly knees and everything.

He is begging for a big black bull to prep

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get fit

lapel*

To all the people wondering if they look too much like nu-males another important factor is the smile. Nu-males almost always have a sad or "thoughtful" smile because they don't want to appear too happy to the feminists that surround them, feminists get insecure and angry around happy men so the nu-males never allow themselves to be too happy. Seriously look at the pics in this thread, almost all of them have it.

I don't smile because I got an ugly smile

>comment
>not post

return 2 reddit and fagbook

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This, if you have kids make sure they're physically active

Buy thinner glasses. Anyone with anything but reading glasses should be shot on sight

Chairo means brown in Japanese, or tea-colored

Otherwise known as the JUST smile.

I don't smile b/c i'm half-black so my dimples show when i smile seriously. I only smile when i'm around people i know.

Hold on, cunt-face, what's wrong with Pepe?

faggot

OP here, I forgot to mention that he was drinking this indie craft bear last night too

Get contacts or thinner glasses

And yet who is the one bragging to the internet?

I just don't get it.

It's like dudes all of a sudden decided to start acting more like women. It makes no fucking sense to me at all.

its the jews literally mr chineseman look at the history of Feminism, Socialism, male-femininity, gay rights, etc ITS ALL FUCKING KIKES