Simple question

Simple question,
>What would you do for a Klondike bar?

buy it in a store

/thread

I would wait until this thread has a hundred replies, then i would brutally murder everyone else, including OP, for a Klondike bar.

buy it in a store

I'd make a thread about it

/thread

go on /r/ and beg someone to buy you a Klondike bar. or start a Patreon.

Jam a living snake up my ass.

anything pretty much. super high right now and i can't find the ice cream sandwiches

I'd make a small incision at bottom of the spine and slowly rip it out from the tailbone while singing the Italian national anthem

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Go to Klondike for it?

>be me
>want the klondick
>idea
>suimcide
>make dealio with devil man
>have to kill first born
>go back eartg
>can't get laid
>no klondick
>2nd idea
>go to store and buy it

I'd take a beating from her for one. But she'd have to feed it to me as she gently holds my crying, bleeding, bruised face.

prob take it up the butt but i dont like ice cream so free

forgive my father

Nothing. Klondikes are shit. Gimme fucking Nestle Crunch bar.

story time?

full disclosure I have still yet to have one of these shit tier ice cream bars..

I only like these version.

Run through a kindergarten with a chainsaw making hamburger of all the children

Really.. That's the best you could come up with..

Same, the chocolate covered one is shit

whereas you, of course, would run through a kindergarten with a chainsaw, making hamburger of all the children, then you'd take a photo for your instagram. 'cause you're Edgy.

American chocolate is very low quality so probably skip it

Id rump a dyke for a Klondike

>put it in my ass
>shit it out
>eat it

>instagram
You see my user, thus is where you are incorrect. A post would be uploaded with a time stamp on this wonderful place I can home. (Sup Forums) :^)

I'd skin endangered animals

Whats the scoop, pun intended.

Absolutely nothing