Sup Forums what's the easiest and most cost effective way to get laid?

Sup Forums what's the easiest and most cost effective way to get laid?

Eat well, work out regularly and get some hobbies where you can meet people.

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A lot of people really fuck up on that last one.

Guys, it's doesn't even have to be hobbies that attract a lot of girls. It could be airsoft, or fuck it even DnD. Everyone has sisters, cousins, etc. The more people you know, in general, the more chicks you will meet without being a total fucking stranger. If you have someone a girl can halfway trust vouch for you, it's sooooooooo much easier to get laid.

Easiest and most effective, though? If you're a virgin, honestly, just get a fucking prostitute and lose the V card.

definitely not with politics you stupid butthole.
That wall isn't getting built!

3 words.

Elementary school bathroom.

Work out, be fit, then go to bar or club and find women.

Or find an escort and fug her.

attractive women will literally fuck anyone and anything. never forget this. if you keep going to places where there are women you will eventually fuck a woman who looks like a model

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t.virgin

>women care about politics deep down

you're a real faggot

the most liberal woman just needs 1 finger up her puss to change her mind about anyone.

my girlfriend is a rich blue eyed blonde bitch.

im a fatty disgusting neckbeard

you're a loser

There isn't an easy way especially if you look like you came out of the crypt.

Some essentials to getting laid...
1.get confident
2.dont focus on getting laid(more having fun)
3. Volunteer (meet new people)
4. Increase your social circle
5. Talk to people you don't know.
6. Diet and workout.
7. Expand your knowledge/interests
8. Dress nicer
9. Use dating websites (slow but effective)
10. Have money(girls don't want to have sex with or date a broke guy)
11. Groom your self

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Money.

stupid meme

trips of wisdom

but thats work

Squat on a dildo

Anyone else zoomed in to the feet first in OPs pic?

I don't know how I feel about this...

Tinder and don't be a ugly fuck.

Put your dick deep in a vagina and then ejaculate.

>be me
>be across the pond in dresden
>be at bars after being on client site all day
>tell women i voted for trump
>get ass

That's about how hard it is. In cucked countries.

Apparently men who speak their mind about the world are like unicorns, in Europe. I guess they all just go with the state-sanctioned liberal-oriented views over there.

kill yourself

aroused and excited, probably?

just don't be a dick and you're ready to harvest pussy like therms no tomorrow

A part of me kind of is, but the other part of me realizes how deranged and truly fucked up that shit is.

why I find this morally wrong like an evil rape attempt?

And if you are very unattractive with pretty much no positive traits? What good would having the best possibly hobbies be if this is the case?

Be smart
Be cool
Be smooth
In bed treat a queen like a hoe and a hoe like a queen.

Have stealth slushies on standby for innocent purposes...

>at a party, some university slut gets drunk
>starts dribbling about feminism.
>kills the mood, pisses people off
>can't punch her because "society"
>get her the slushy
>she passes out
>peace and quiet, party resumes

i need the source of that image my friend

Join a cult, or other organization with a cult following, like a political group. Just make sure you didn't join the future nazis, or you'll get jail-time after facing countless jews and / or lawyers. Plus it's wrong, not like that ever stopped anyone here.

As most fags on this thread seem to not know the basics, I feel compelled to post this cap from another thread. Really, it is simple.

There's three rules, actually.

1.: Stay fit. No one wants to fuck a fat guy. Stay slim, build up a little muscle, some meat to cover your bones. No need to be a The Rock twin or another pornstar. Just stay healthy. I specially recommend runs through a heavily forested park, as you'll get strong legs and hips(that's good for sex) and a perk of fast reflexes.

2.: Read. Keep away from those shallow fantasy books written for bored teenagers. Read deep, heavy stuff so you'll have something to talk about with the girl. Remember when you didn't like the airheads? Well, girls don't like them as well. Be as fit mentally as you can be physically.

3.: Be a loner. This alone will get you pussy. It fulfils the "Leader of Men" requirement as you'll be the leader of yourself. Be a friendly and easygoing loner. The trick is to never pursue women. Let them come to you. If you pursue them, they'll see you as "just another one", but if you ignore them as fuck buddies, they'll see you as something else, as interesting people, since you didn't fall in her trap like the other idiots.

Remember OP, Lone Wolves get the pussy.

my friend, i need the source of that image, my friend.

Would Work better with 151 rum

Be gay.

>cost effective
>throw away soul

kek

There are literally zero women in my country who don't hate Trump.

Bunch of identitarians.

This

It's not illegal to be a neo nazi. And it's not wrong. Perceivable, violence on others is wrong. But a group of people segregating themselves from a society they don't like it arguably the best favor you could do to society. Remove yourself and both parties are happy.

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Yeah but save money.

saved to my evil plans folder

Dirty ass feet

Being charismatic

Check the star vs evip thread on /aco/

Bullshit you fucking faggot. Women do in fact want chads. They want to fuck chads. Plenty of highly attractive young men get tons of pussy very early in their lives because of their looks. Not despite it. The thing you motherfuckers don't seem to comprehend is that these men because of their good looks will usually be the leaders, risk takers, willing to emote, protect and most importantly of all get the endorsement of other women.

You don't just get to be all those things in the picture you posted if you are a 5'2 tall fat round ugly ball of a man with a tiny dick. It doesn't fucking work like that nor it ever will. Outlier's are always just exceptions to the rule and that is final.

What you posted is copypasta anyways. I've seen this exact post before. I hope you die. I hope you fucking die.

challenging hobbies help you build character, get into a physical hobby that gets you out of your house and forces you to do something that you work to understand and improve at and over time it will help you mature and improve as a person.

I didn't start doing BJJ until I was 24 and up to that point had never had a girlfriend and didn't really have a solid group of friends, but just the act of having something to really dive into and be social with outside of school/work helped me a lot. It's the act of working at something just to work at it, finding passion and getting in touch with yourself and learning to accept yourself and work on that person. Overtime you become a more likeable and attractive person to be around.

It really helps you turn your life around.

But what if all what I want to do in life is be a neckbeard NEET that plays video games all day that watches porn and gets to bang hot baes all day? Why can't that be possible for someone's life? Existence sucks and is too limiting. If you aren't born into success or born having physical traits that will lead to success then life just keeps getting harder depending on which of these two things you lack.

Are you a college student? Join a PIRG (public interest research group) it's a lame Jon and you make like 0 money but all the people fuck each other. IDK why but my "boss" tried fucking me on the first day and my buddy who worked at a different office had a similar experience