Cringe thread

Cringe thread

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Fuck you OP. They were probably together for 50+ years and he misses her.

Don't get mad about your loneliness and take it out on others.

this old man always gets me.

You call this cringe but this old guy is actually out of his house. You can't even get out of your basement to take a shit.
>Old man could die tomorrow and would still be more of a man than you'll ever be

ITT: OP gets trashed for being edgy

Lost

falling for this bait

this

youtube.com/watch?v=VKRKfipinJM

Not realising taking the bait was the joke

Be more meta user

The thing about that picture is OP's version is cropped. You can tell in the original that the girl to the right is laughing at him. It doesn't bother me though. Says a lot about her and nothing about the man. Same as OP calling this cringe.

the fuck happened to my Sup Forums
just a year ago, the same picture would have had half the posters in a Cringe thread cringing and laughing their asses off at that old fuck
Go ahead and fuck on back over the 9fag kiddies

>cringe thread

turns out ops a fag

Ooh look at me I'm mr Edgy and all my edgy friends aren't on Sup Forums anymore. They probably turned 16 and stopped being edgy you faggot

wat
no it wouldn't

>hurr durr old b was better
not everyone is a faglet lonely edgelord

falling for the bait is the real cringe

and someone who is "more of a man than you'll ever be" would'nt give a ducks cunt about the opinions of some faggot on Sup Forums.

Gay

You're a sick fuck, OP. Seriously.

OC coming through

Get back in your hole edgegoblin

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if you would take your head out of moms cunt, i would.

>I fukt your mum

When does school start again?

>edgegoblin
>when does school start

you tell me

You were just pretending to be retarded huh?

>when you see it

I wasn't the edgegoblin user. I was just point out your shitty comeback

Yeah dude, i know the feeling. Im sure ill be there eventually too.

>my Sup Forums

Fuck outta here you beta faggot

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Shut up faggot and GTFO if you’re not pleased with the modern Sup Forums.

ITT: Bunch of pussy virgin losers hate on OP because they're afraid of being lonely forever lol

the allusion to me being your daddy might not have been that clever, but it wasn't shitty.

> muh b
> a year ago

Nigger, 5 years ago, 99% of Sup Forums would have been in there bawwing like babies and talking about how that old motherfucker probably also won Dubya-Dubya-Two, and two random asshole would have been posting Spiderman gifs.

Don't talk about "Muh Old Sup Forums was so much better" if your fucking frame of reference is A FUCKING YEAR AGO.

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this, jesus, what a bunch of faggots

Yesterday was my birthday and my girlfriend brought me a cake and gave me a blowjob. Then we went swimming. Today she is meeting me at my house (that I own) at lunch, and we're going to fuck. Tell me some more about how my sex life is so inferior to yours though.

You two fucktards should go to /r/Cringe if you wanna find other Edgelords to circlejerk with. Don't expect that great a reaction from them, either, tho.

And?

No user, you have become the cringe. Don't feed the trolls

So your alleged girlfriend didn't throw you a party or do anything nice for you, other than allegedly suck your dick.

Then she allegedly comes over mid-day for a nooner, to the house you allegedly own, where you will allegedly fuck.

Oh, and somehow going swimming is relevant.

Jesus fuck, what are you, 12 years old? Let me guess, just started getting your first pubes, and now your rich fantasy life is really taking off?

Mom's calling from upstairs, fuckstain - you didn't clean your room, and now you're in for a paddlin'. Also, you're late for school.

OC

not everything is "trolls" or "bait xd"
some people are actually just that edgy and fucking stupid

You need to be over 18 to use this site son.

youtu.be/EB59Uds-TtY

that is primo cringe dude. id think it was bait if it wasnt from facebook

Test

>didn't throw me the party that I didn't want

Wow, she is pretty horrible isn't she? Guess I'll dump her, and go find myself a basement to live in and play WoW full time like a real goddamn man.

b8?

Maybe, but this is some obvious b8 m8. You're arguing with children

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Unemployed neet spotted. You know, once you work for your money meeting friends during the week is something rare and notable, let alone having a party. Instead of begging your mommy for money, you should try working once in your life time.

Ahahaha so many people falling for this bait jesus christ.

Here's what really happened:

> Mom came downstairs and frowned. 'user, you haven't left the basement in weeks and its your birthday. I made you a cake, why don't you come upstairs and we'll have dinner together?'

> user, his lank hair greasy and unkempt, waved his hand distractedly, not willing to take his eyes off the loli thread he was furiously refreshing. "Not now, ma... I'm super busy."

> "Okay," she replied, retreating up the stairs. "I'll leave a piece of cake here on the table if you want it."

> user grunted then smiled as his pathetic, semi-hard cock began to twitch for the fifth time that day and he spilled into his filthy cumrag.

> "Best birthday ever," he whispered, pressing the cumrag to his nose and inhaling the fetid scent of old jizz and smegma. "Let's do this again tomorrow, say around noon, huh ladies?" he whispered, reaching out to trace one finger down the leg of the loli image on screen.

cake and a blowjob? Sure!
fuckin' at noon? Close enough!

Yep, that sounds more like reality.

Lol, look at this guy put effort into something on Sup Forums. What a weirdo.

> meeting friends during the week is something rare and notable

Only if you're pulling double shifts at McDonald's every day, you fucking idiot.

For those of us who work 40 hour a week full time jobs with good pay and benefits, meeting friends during the week is as easy as texting a few friends and saying, "Hey, who's up for drinks tonight?"

I show up for work about 8:30 am, I'm off by 5:30 pm. Do you think somewhere in the other 13 hours of the day, it's possible to squeeze in a little social time?

Yeah if you don't ever sleep.

> Mom came downstairs

My mom is dead. Cancer.

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I felt catharsis.
8.5/10 decent story. Probably accurate too.

LOL WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? HE' JUST COOL LMAO

Not funny, amusing, or cringe.

I felt catharsis.
8.5/10 decent story. Probably accurate too.

14/88

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This made me cringe because you think anybody on the internet, let alone Sup Forums (outside of a feels thread) will give a shit that your mother is dead.

I go to bed about 1 am. I'm up at 7:30. That leaves 7.5 hours of my weekday still unaccounted for. Still not hard to imagine spending 2 of those hours having a drink and bullshitting with a few friends.

enjoy your double shifts, bro. I'll take fries with my burger.

No surprise - she was probably killed by the shame of having birthed a giant quasi-sentient tumor.

You seem to be experiencing a zombie problem.

back to plebbit with you

Based

1 hr standing up, eating and showering
1 hr drive
8 hr work + 1hr lunch break
1 hr drive
1 hr eating and unpacking work stuff
2 hr working at home, cleaning and making laundry
8 hr sleep

Yeah, the two free hours are really a lot of time to be socializing.

checkd

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lost

hot

>just a year ago

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>my Sup Forums
Ha look at this funny guy

You know, I always assumed the picture is his dead wife. But, hear me out, what if it's just some woman he got friendzoned by in like 1962 and never stopped pining for? She's probably in Boca fucking her second husband after he blew a line of cialis off her granny booty while this guy sits in a Steak N Shake outside Wichita never having lived his life.

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LinusTechTips???

So you dawdle through waking up and eating and showering in the morning, you've foolishly chosen to live an hour away from your work, you dawdle through your work day, you dawdle through eating & unpacking in the evening, and then you waste two hours "cleaning and doing laundry" every night?

Do you scrub your laundry on an old-fashioned washboard? Do you make your own soap? Do you clean every surface in your house every night by licking them clean?

I read your itinerary, and I say to myself, "There's somebody who always has an excuse for why he can't spend time with friends."

You waste SHITLOADS of time every day, and call it living.

Enjoy your failed existence, bro.

7:30 am - wake up, shit, shave, shower, eat.
8:00 am - leave the house.
8:30 am - arrive at work, have lunch that I brought with me at desk.
5:30 pm - leave work.
6:00 pm - arrive home, unpack, change.
6:15 pm - begin workout.
7:15 pm - finish workout.
7:30 pm - shower & change.
8:00 pm - finished eating dinner, unless I'm having dinner out with friends.
ALL THIS TIME - do whatever the fuck I want.
1:00 am - go to bed.

Laundry, meal prep, house work can be condensed into one or two nights of the week, or weekends. All this shit about your busy schedule is bullshit, designed to make you feel good about being an asocial autist.

What are you still doing up, my nig?

Damn, props on your energy man. Not the guy you're arguing with though. But I am a lazy shit who uses work and shit as excuse. Gotta learn to meal prep.

Looks like Assad

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My schedule:
11:25 am - wake up
11:26 am - shit
11:27 am - yell at my wife to make me food
11:-whenever food is done - eat
12:00 am - computer everything; 4chang, youpube, skype, discord, league of legends, etc.
2:00 am - eat again (my wife isn't at home, so I fix myself something)
2:-whenever I am done eating - back to computer
6:00 - eat for the final time
6:-whenever I finish eating - back on computer
2:30 - sleep


My wife works. I stay at home. She likes working, and she finds cleaning as an alone time to think about stuff. So I get to be infinitely lazy and my wife is fine with it, in fact, she loves wearing the pants.

You know, driving into a city during rush hour takes time, but since you seem to live right next to work or not own a car, you not seem to know.

For your question of laundry: am project manager and it is mandatory to wear suit and tie. So checking everything in the morning and ironing in the afternoon every day is mandatory. Also I own a house with a garden, so I have to do shit nearly every day, or it will wither and break down.

Great, you are eating while work, in my company it would mean getting fired, since you are wasting work time and making the place crumbly.
And dinner break is mandatory in nearly every work place. Even the us ahs laws for them. That is another hour at work.

I hate meal prepping, cooking everything fresh is the thing to go.

>wife
that's your mom

usually i just leave the OP is a fag as a joke

but this time OP really is a fag

do you ever fuck your wife? she sounds busy as hell

True

kek

Nope. She basically is my mom, with the exception that I play with her tits while she is asleep.

Nope, usually I have a prostitute come and fuck me while my wife is out at work. I slip money from her purse every morning so I can pay the prostitute.

Meant lunch. And looked it up, even a little break between starting and lunch is mandatory in most states. So your company is either rbeaking laws, you are breaking company laws or it is bs.

Fake. The real Alex Jones could never be this coherent.

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