NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
Don't tell me what to do
>swadians
how to spot a cuck: episode 1
Actually I prefer Rhodoks for their utility over Swadians but Swadians have the best
A E S T H E T I C S
say that to my face and not from underneath my horse after he tramples you and see what happens
>trying to tell me about horses
nice try
t. khergit pro
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Fuck, saving this one for later.
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>cuckgit army is cavalry only
>worst cavalry in calradia
top kek knave
come to the steppe and say that
I'd kill you both tbqh.. Uh, provided if we're all fighting on a hill, heh heh.
t. rhodok pro
It's almost harvesting season
why don't you fags try to take dhirim while i'm feasting on the other sde of the country and see what happens
joke's on you because everyone, including sw*dians, hires nords to attack and defend castles
If we managed to separate ourselves for independence against the tyrants of Swadia, then we'll do it again just as easily with Dhirim and I'll make sure to send Count Clais' head to your fatass in Praven.
Excuse me, but Rhodoks are the finest defensive fighters in all of Calradia. I'm sure you mean them and not filthy G*rmanic N*rds
how can swadian bois even compete with the BNC?
whatever you say mountain scum
*shoves a hundreds of arrows up every rodok and swad ass in the thread
Heh, nothen personel
> play Viking Conquest
> join the Christian king of Wessex against the heathen horde
> be too successful for comfort
> now Norway, Denmark and Essex are ganging up on us, particularly on MY cities
> and the other Wessex lords are absolutely useless so I have to stave off three kingdoms at once by myself
> which is tiresome because I need to travel across England every time there is a siege
> none of the kings want peace, not even when I conquer their capitals
What do?
give up, you cant stop the great heathen army
You fags c-can't even penetrate muh fortified castles on Normal settings! I'm the masterrace!
dude board shields lmao
t. horsefucker
t. crossbow expert
t. pansy who has a dependency on arrows
>let's just use a bow and arrow but make it take five times as long to reload lmoa
Whilst you fags cover in your castles fearing the hordes and the trampling of the horses we'll burn your villages and kill and rape your children.
bow before the might of the Hungarian Kingdom
*retreats until hillspawn*
*blocks your path*
*kills your horse*
*crossbows you while you're on the ground*
*sieges your castle*
*fucks your wife with my 15 foot pike*
eh nothin personnel, peasant
Rhodoks truly are the masterrace faction in Calradia; Calradian wimmin CANNOT resist the big Mountainegro (pun in name) cock!