My roomate bought a chair for his cat...

My roomate bought a chair for his cat. Not a cat sized chair like a regular chair and he gets mad whenever someone else trys sitting in it. He is seriously turning into a pyscho. Yesterday i moved his cat to the floor because i needed to sit and my roomate lost his shit because of it. What should I do?

Have you tried hitting him?

skin the cat and make a hat

call it "cat into hat"

tell him he is responsible for the cat's 1/3 of the rent $$$

No. Hes kinda scary and would probably kick my ass if i tried.

I don't have a problem with the cat i just don't like that I'm not allowed to sit in the chair

Get your own fucking chair nigger. Obviously that chair is for cats only. Do you have wiskers? Didn't think so.

Hide other chair so there are only 2, sit in one, leave "cat chair" empty.
See if roommate will stand around instead of sitting in chair, if he sits yell at him for sitting in "cat chair" and tell him stand up.
He will realize it's a dumb thing

Fuck the cat

Buy a chair for yourself. He bought it and he can do whatever he wants with it.
Or kill the cat,cook it and secretly serve it to him

This kind of shit situations tell apart the alphas from the betas. If he respected you in the least he wouldn't mind you sitting on the chair. He would automatically let any cute girl sit there. I'm sorry but you are a beta.

Don't sit on the chair.
It's the cats chair.

Stay off of my cats chair.

Dress up as a cat and sit in the cat chair.

Dress up as a chair and sit on the cat.

Take a cat sized shit in the chair.

Dress up as a trap and sit on his cock.

Op, can we have pictures of the cat and chair?

Dress up as a cock and trap the cat.

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His chair. His rules.
Get your own chair you fucking cheapskate.

This, you beta fuck. Also, not your chair, quit feeling entitled to sit in it.

buy your own chair
place next to cat chair
yell at cat when he gets in your chair
watch helpless roommate get cat-cucked
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Get a dog and then buy a new couch, get rid of the old couch. Tell the roomie that's the dogs couch and you can't sit on it.

So the cat likes to sit in chairs for "humans"?

Have the cat Cosplay as the "Human Torch"

There is two kinds of people

Buy your own cat and use it as a chair.

It is his chair, not yours. If you don't like it, get your own, or leave.

It's his chair you faggot. He bought it for his cat, not your fat stinky ass. Go buy a fucking lawn chair for 5 bucks instead of being a crybaby bitch.

It's probably his room mates couch. He can't get rid of it. OP seems to be a crybaby mooch nigger