Let's discuss the career of academy award winner Natalie Portman

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She was hot in that movie from OP pic.

its all been downhill since Leon

I once had a very realistic dream where I fucked Natalie Portman and got to see her butt hole. It wasn't brown or pink it was a continuation of her skin color which was weird.

this is why I read Sup Forums

>ladytown reboot

>brown butthole

Literally the most beautiful woman ever.

>tfw my butthole is cuter than nat's

:3

She is the most desirable woman on the entire planet. No trolling. Purely indisputably the honest truth.

too jewy imho

>what is a body double
hollywood illusions, shes an average jew

As if that matters, silly rabbit.

>>>/reddit/

>its a Natalie has a panick attack during the ball game episode

You would too if a Texan autismo is directing you to act like grass

I will have sex with her sooner or later.

Still in the sexiest manner possible.

>GOAT
Léon
Closer
V for Vendetta

>Good
The Other Boleyn Girl
Black Swan
Thor
Thor: The Dark World

>The fuck
Heat

>Utter shit
Mars Attacks!
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Zoolander
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

What else should I watch?

Garden State
Cold Mountain
Goyim's Ghosts

This nervousness only makes her more attractive.

>shes an average jew
Do all Jews have pretty faces and big butts?

>Mars Attacks!
>Anything other than good

same

Many do desu

same

t. Dude, Where's My Car? lover

>Ladytown

Would watch. Whats it about?

For any Hershbros out there (and to keep this thread on topic), Jackie is premiering at Venice today, in about 4 hours. Hershlag's other movie Planetarium is at at Venice too though screening tomorrow out of competition.
Excited for Jackie, Pablo Larrain's other films have been pretty good. Interesting to see what he does with an American historical figure especially since he said it wouldn't be a conventional biopic.

wtf i love israel now

>Thor
>Good
>Mars Attacks
>Shit

C U T E

Holy fuck she's a QT

Just wanted to share a breakthrough with you guys last night.

While being intimate with my wife last night I started massaging her asshole and after a little bit I stuck my finger inside and then she started to grind on my finger with gentle thrusting motion back and forth.

I started to whisper into her ear while I was fucking her and pulling on her nipples 'you like it with a finger in your ass' she replied gently short on breath 'ugh yah fuck me`.

I think I am going to get anal soon bros.

>early reviews are overwhelmingly positive
Natalie's second Oscar confirmed

Did this girl ever grow up to be hot?

My wife cums super hard if I lick her ass, but refuses to let me put anything in it.

My wife loves it when I lick her asshole but she won't let me kiss her afterwords and I like to make out so I dont do it very often. Same if I giver her regular oral.

same

why would you marry a woman who doesn't put out

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I don't believe you.

My niece's mother never let me fuck her with lights on

my belly behind in the back

Real last name was "Hershlag". I can see why she would drop it and join James Franco and Danny Radcliffe in becoming a stealth Jew posing as a white person.

Going to watch A Tale of Love and Darkness in a few hours. What should I expect?

I mean, believe what you want but its true.

>thor 2
>good

>mars attack
>shit

Blonde Hershlag with preggo tits is fucking gorgeous.

>Real last name was "Hershlag".

This is news none of us have heard before!

>Mars Attacks!
>shit
But that's correct tho.

>join James Franco and Danny Radcliffe
Those are their real names though. You could've picked Kat Dennings or Woody Allen instead.

Not saying otherwise, but they're still Jews posing as white people.

wow really? how come no one knows about this??

Are you the only person in the thread?

>Hershlag
>not white
?

They're white.

what a shit title

>jews
>white

Kek
It's not like she's hiding it either
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virtualjerusalem.com/culture.php?Itemid=12414
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What looks white is white.

It's based on a book. Stop bullying Hershlag pls.

>Thread calls her Hershlag
>Makes a post at the end of thread, "dudes did you know her name is Hershlag? Jews, right?"

Ironically Ashkenazi Jewesses are pale as heck
I know this because I masturbate to them a lot

>Poland
>Not white

>This skin color
>not white

Whiter than your average WASP

My wife is the same way. She won't let me get near her face if I give her oral. I don't get how you don't like your own body smells, I love my ball and dick smell.

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Remember to do it on her terms. This is the secret to wife anal.

The way I got my wife to do anal was by getting her just drunk enough to not be stupid, but loose enough to want to be kinky. I started with the finger too, and then she suggested it. I just put my cock right at the door with everything lubed up and told her to go at her own pace. So she pushed her ass into my cock instead of the other way around.

This allows her to be in control and dictate the pace. She will be MUCH more open to it if you approach it this way. One of women's biggest fears about anal is pain. The trick is that if they're the ones doing it, they can push through the initial pain at the rim instead of having you jam it in there, turning it into a traumatic experience.

My wife will still only do it when she's tipsy, but now she will actually cum just from anal simulation.

>pushed her ass into my cock

Dude

>whiteness is just about skin color
>all jews are poles

What?

>>whiteness is just about skin color
This
Wayne Brady is the whitest person in the world

>big butts
Get your eyes checked, m8.

>Color + Ethnicity
>Just about color

>I say she is white
>Someone says Jews can't be white
>Explain why she is clearly white
>>HAA BUT NOT ALL JEWS ARE

What did you mean by that?

Are you stupid? Jews are ethnic semites. Pale skin doesn't make you white.

I wish she'd be my gf and stay in her character as Padme from Episode I for the rest of our lives.

She was SO hot in that movie.

I like to bash Natalie lovers like you.

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>finns

Ass double
See Hotel Chevalier or her more recent Cannes pics

>ywn be a cute doggu and playfully lick actresses and try to shove your nose in their crotches

Really? That seems awfully homosexual like. Shouldn't you find other things to do instead of bashing males interested in an attractive woman?

Doesn't that hurt? How the fuck does that work?

American Jews are ethnically European. The desert folk travelled to Europe, married, Europeans, had European children and converted Europeans to their faith.

By the 20th century, almost all Jews in Europe were primarily European in ethnicity, which was when they fled to America to escape persecution.

Is this pure /natnatkino/?

>His dick isn't big enough to fit his entire wife's ass in it

What a babydick fag.

everyone should try cramming an entire ass into their japseye at least once

THANK YOU BASED GEORGE

she's my tummyfu

obviously

hesher

I can only fit an Irish ass into mine. :-(

Good to know

Now we're making progress. Sup Forums's absolutely heaving with spiritual niggers.

Her name is Hershlag, retard

? her name is natalie portman u fucking idiot

im talking about the movie hesher

>That seems awfully homosexual like.
>bashing males

Violence allows men to passionately touch each other without being identified as gay.

Uncontestable opinions:
Hershlag is for worshipping, NOT fucking

You're a fucking fag.

She wants to be fucked.

on of the biggest reasons why I love ep2