One word: REPTILIANS

One word: REPTILIANS

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three words

bat shit insane

counterpoint:
HYPERSEXUAL AMPHIBIANS

That little purple dude looks like he probably sells the most kick ass weed.

Wonder what alien life is actually like.

living the dream

is there a good documentary about this shit?
All I see about it is dumb videos on youtube.

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4 words, Can they fuck me?

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one word: fuckable

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2 words:

reptilian jews!

Smart enough to stay away from us, they do fly over every so often to use us as an example to their kids of what not to be like.

Reptilians aren't aliens, they're a species of dinosaur that survived and evolved.

> 2 humans
Is there another human like rain, or is it that we're the only ones with heterosexual mating? Thus need men and women?

Is this some kind of nigger reptilian?

is this the furry thread?

>Reptilian Jew
That's a little redundant, isn't it?

Olives are fuckable if you have enough of them.

They're not human, humanoids. Here this will help.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CZ0rhmBHL4

Yeah? Where are they?

is it?

IS IT???

You poor idiots, it's not the Reptilians (that's merely a red flag). The really beings behind everything is a race of psychic Jellyfish that live at the bottom of Mariana's Trench. This is 100% true

roll

What makes you think that?

I've intercepted their psychic transmissions in dreams

Is that right?
What do they do with their time down there?

Gather in a circle and manipulate people's emotions

Underground, they stay hidden because we're so violent and dangerous. The ones that have been seen are spies.

2 words: THE JEWS

So, a circle jerk?

Pretty bad spies, then.

No, Jellyfish don't have genitalia

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You gotta to back to /x/ dan

More like very vigilant people, in the 30-80's it was easier for them. The 90's was when the Internet went mainstream and along with it stories/vids/fuzzy pics, making it harder for them. Now with the entire civilized world having cameras everywhere they've really cut back on how many and how often they interact with us.

How do you know this? Youtube slideshows?

Well, I hope the mysterious event that's supposed to happen from 2017-2022, is an alien mock invasion, designed to unify us.

Whatever it is, it's sure to be bigger than 2012!
And 2000!

there was a real alien evasion 40 years ago, and there was a secret unification to fight them. But they preserved the cold war even though it had ended, because they didn't want to confuse people.

Of course it will, didn't you hear the aliens?!

Well something's bound to happed apparently, maybe they'll go public.

by the way, it wasn't such an advanced alien race that attacked us... they lived very close to us, didn't even travel faster than light to get to us. (Greys can go faster than light, they use dimensional shifts, very few species have that technology, usually stronger military aliens don't have that tech... Earth Final Conflict is fictional, but a lot of those elements are based in real space-politics)

it's reptilian and scary, watch "rakka" on youtube

you did that wrong trips goy
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