To the married fags of Sup Forums

To the married fags of Sup Forums
Age
when you got married
How long have been married
Kids? If so, how many and age?

25
21
4 years
1 boy 8mon

Pic unrelated

26 yrs old
6 years married
no kids i cant have kids

Will bump with more pron until then

39 yrs old
26 yrs old
12 years
boy 11, girl 9 & girl 3

Not married but curious, do you feel like you would want kids if you could have them? Thinking about adopting? Or satisfied?

Cant have. Why not? By choice or some random shit?

34
7 years but currently getting divorced
Son is 5 and daughter is 2
The only thing dumber than marriage is divorce

OP here. How do you do it? Ideally, I would like 3 kids but im tired after the first.

also bumping with porn

im 28
Married 3 years
Twin daughters 2 years old

everyone told me kids would be life ruining but honestly by the time i was 26 i had had more "life experiences" than i ever needed and settling down was a good choice

Still op. I have lots of fun with my kid. I just want him to grow up faster. On the plus side, i learned how to one hand daiper his ass when he crawls away.

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My immediate response is to say: You just make it happen.

But really, as the kids get older, the less you have to baby them, right? So, you get the older kid(s) to help you out with the younger kid(s). It sounds kinda bad, but really your teaching them about responsibility while having them help makes them feel like they are needed and helps to have more bonding opportunities, if you do it right.

I'll admit, I find myself saying "I'm getting too old" when I'm chasing the 3 yr old around, but eh, I make it happen.

An 8 month old is a lot of work, but it gets easier once he starts walking and feeding himself.

Getting married in the modern age is the mark of stupidity. If you're married and you're reading this: YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD, ZEKE.

Age: 48
Marriage: 32
Kids: 3. 2 oldest are an hero (boys). 22 year old daughter at home.

Life can be a real nigger sometimes.
Pic semi related.

i bet you're a strong independent man matched only in toughness by his overused fleshlight

22
21
1 year and some change
nah

>i
>fails to end sentence with punctuation like a white person
Retardation confirmed. Should've sat on your hands, dunce.

wow fuck
you must be lonely to sperg out this hard

>i can't actually defend myself
That's what I thought, dunce. Don't reproduce. The world doesn't want more of you.

>Age
>when you got married
>How long have been married
>Kids? If so, how many and age?

32, 33 in November
25
7 years
1 girl 2 years old

>31
>27
>4 years
>two kids, girl and boy. three and one.

buddy there actually has to be something to defend myself from other than "STOP DOING THE THING I DONT LIKE!!!"

bumping with porn

interested in hearing from other dads

>the reddit spacing
>the nigger typing
Your kids are gonna be retards too.

haha okay then

not really, unless you don't give a fuck what happens to your spawn.
when they get older, you gotta get them in physical shit ( sports et al ), and take them places. teach them and regularly provide experiences to help them grow as a person. get them to learn an instrument so they aren't useless musically.
A well rounded person is hard to build.
If you just want something to fetch your beer, I guess after they start walking it's easy street from then on.
Also, the older ones will get in bigger problems they'll need help with. You gotta keep the girls from getting too involved with tards and the boys from accidentally ruining their lives on whores.

>haha
Couldn't help but transmit your emotional state like a desperate woman, eh dunce? Seriously, your kids are gonna be human garbage.

thank you for bumping the thread

>i'm new and don't know what sage is
Stupid normie.

sage has not worked since about 2009

>the normie is trying to tell the locals how their site works
If you could head back to facebook to talk about retarded normie shit, that would be super.

>>Not married,
>>been "living in sin" with the same woman for 8 years though,
>>so since I was 28.
>>no kids, ever, fuck that shit.

24, not 28.

irony of this is that i have been here since 2006 and that i have never had facebook. trolling or are you really this stupid?

i am here because i was interested in titties and OPs thread. you're here to...? win an arguement that only you care about. again, thanks for the bump.

>i
>i
>i
>i
>...
>arguement
You're not fooling anyone, dunce. You got here in 2012 at the earliest, just like all the non-whites and phoneposters Back to facebook you go.

> common law marriage is common law

okay sure. you are the winner. good for you chap. now that im making my way back to facebook i guess you can leave the thread. congrats man ;)

Currently 29
Got married at 26.
Been married a little under 3 years.
1 girl, 6 weeks old. Shit is tough but holy shit everything they say about being a dad is 100% true.

>chap
>;)
Why are you interested in a thread about marriage and child rearing if you're gay?

why are you interested in a thread about marriage and child rearing if you're opposed to it? Are you also in a club for people who hate clubs. Do you also bump porn threads for porn you don't like?

Congratulations man.

>why are you interested in a thread about marriage and child rearing if you're opposed to it?
way to answer your own question, dunce.
>Are you also in a club for people who hate clubs.
Yes. Sup Forums. Also, that's not what periods are for.
>Do you also bump porn threads for porn you don't like?
No, I sage them while pointing out that the people in them are retarded faggots. You're not very good at this. Try heading back to your home site.

Neet faggot

asf

>this is an insult on Sup Forums
Hello, /r/the_donald.

>> Age: 30
>> When you got married: 30
>> How long have you been married: 2 months
>> Kids: 1, boy, 2 yo

It's worth noting that I've been with the same person 12 years, but we got married recently just for the bureaucratic benefit.

wait till she enters the teenage years

lols will be had

>Are you also in a club for people who hate clubs.
>Yes.

Well that explains everything. I used hyperbole to typify the ridiculous, you unironically agreed with me, and sadly, you are just the kind of sperglord to never understand why that is hilarious.

>I used hyperbole to typify the ridiculous
Try harder to pretend you're of even average intelligence.

nigga why are you still here.

To remind you.

>implying your parents stopped you from doing all that

Are you a single child?

that there are sad losers that like bumping threads they hate?

Mission accomplished!

36
20
16 years
no kids

>bumping
Your learning disability is acting up again.

okay. you are the winner of the thread.

you should go make a thread about it on Sup Forums about how you just defeated a cuck/nigger/wizard or whatever on Sup Forums you fucking hero!

>everyone who points out i'm dumb is from Sup Forums!
Wow, you must suspect everyone. It's cute you're still trying to punch up.

22
20
2 years
Daughter 3, son nearly 2, son 2 months. (all have the same parents, just wedlock)

i got to go to bed in a few minutes. thanks for keeping the thread alive while i fixed my sleep pattern for nightshift.

im out of porn sorry.

Fathering other anons

Your two kids died bro?

don't post that disgusting shit

>Age
25
>when you got married
25
>How long have been married
2 weeks
>Kids? If so, how many and age?
None

pic related its wife

>nightshift
More proof you shouldn't reproduce.

no wonder your kids committed suicide if their mother is that disgusting drunken whore , you racist sack of shit

Oh boy. This nigga hates everything.

Anyone got sauce on that shit? Google ain't giving me shit.

32, might as well have been married. I was 19 she was 17, we spent 9 years together. No kids with her thankfully, got my new gf but she had a miscarriage.

dude doctors work nightshift. engineers for rail and mining companies do nightshift.

Wallmart is a 9 to 5 though so i guess that makes them winners in your eyes?

Name on the semon demon ?