My mum is a slut

My mum is a slut
I found a bottle of baby oil, a bottle of lube and some pregnancy tests in a bag in her room.
What do?

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Post your mom pic

Fuck her. I did.

theres that.

>jerk off into the lube
>then see the confusion on her face when none of the guys she has slept with match the paternity test
>and you'll have either a new broson or..sis..daugh...daughsis...okay, i can't come up with one for that,
>but you can

Post it on Sup Forums...

Enjoying sex doesn't make her a slut, OP :)

Well isn't your dad around? Or are you implying she got banged by 3 nigs?

Nope but having sex with 2 different men within 24 hours does. Raw also.

I knew a girl who was caught doing this exact same thing at a party. Referring to OP's pic not the post about his mum Lol

Divorced.

So you are implying the later then? I mean why else did you post that picture? You could have easily posted one with white guys instead you know?

more info, how old are you, why are looking in your moms room, how old is your mom, is she married? Give us more info op you degenerate fuck

Nope not a black man. One of the men is some sort of Eastern European guy that can't speak English properly (from what I can tell from the text messages on my moms phone)

>this guy has been in too many cuck threads
op probably ripped the first gangbang pic off of google images.

18, Home for the summer before University, wanted to get a toothbrush from a box she keeps all medical and bathroom stuff in - bag was in the box.
She's divorced but my father stuck around they are on good terms, my mom is 43

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So are you implying she got banged by a bunch of guys in one night then? Why are you even telling us this?
No he didn't. He purposefully chose that pic.

1. your dad still bangs your mom when he visits.
2. she probably has a regular fuck buddy
3. she fucks randoms every once in a while when she is into it

What should you do? Engineer it so that she accidentally walks in on you masturbating while watching porn. Masturbating is totally normal and healthy. Porn is pretty mainstream now too. So she has nothing to complain about. She walked in on you. So you are good and safe from complaints. So its down to how she reacts. If she runs away upset or nervous or something, she doesn't want to fuck you. If she stays, watches, comments, or even starts joking about it (then or after), you might have a shot at that mom-pussy.

At the ver least, jerk off into her vaginal soap.

Thought B would have good ideas on what I should do.

Can confirm #1 and #2
However my dad has stopped.

My mom is too. When we shared a computer, back when I lived with her, I would find nudes she sent to dudes all the time. Also pages of conversations about what she did or wants to do with them. She Usually had a few fuckbuddies she would meet regularly.

but do you want to fuck her ?
is she atractive ? 43 is a nice number

Nice!!!

I am 43, and find it disconcerting that I am old enough to have children on this web site who cant fathom their parents like to fuck