Sup b. how do i become more alpha?

sup b. how do i become more alpha?

what happened to that face?

Why did you cut your ears off?

Ascend to your place as the no. 1 bowling pin.

holy fuck jesus christ

Start by getting your ears back from Mr.Potato head

Wait, you want to be EVEN MORE alpha?

You need to be born again

Dont skip head day, get ears, shave your hair (your going to go bald), get rid of the gay necklace, lift weights, grow a beard,

lose the shark tooth necklace

puberty machine broke

1. Cut off your head from your neck.
2. Get a new head.
3. Anhero

>sup b. how do i become more alpha?
start by not posting old pictures

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Stop using Sup Forums

just kill yourself Sup Forumsro

or you can also grow a beard

hey there, sherminator..

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commit suicide and pray to be better created next time

vegie tales are real?

Cut off your head and leave it on easter island