Wwyd if you were at a club at the urinals taking a piss, and this guy walks in, stands behind you and unzips...

wwyd if you were at a club at the urinals taking a piss, and this guy walks in, stands behind you and unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?

My petty ass would take his wallet, have his ass walking home n shit lol

looks like a faggot, I'd knock his ass out

Turn around for an epic piss battle, of course.

Grab him by the sissy-bun and smash his face into the urinal until consciousness leaves him. Then I would finish urinating on his now bleeding face.

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>2017
>Not wearing ABU Diapers

Fucking normies.

Pretty sure any normal person would yell and punch, call a bouncer or whatever.

As if some scrawny bitch like you could even try

let him stick his dick in my ass

turn around and piss back

Elbow to the nose, Knee to the abdomen side, grab the tie.

What are you fucking beta males doing standing so close to the urinals in the first place?

A real man rocks a piss standing so far back his back touches the wall.

this

THE CHAD PISS

Glass him LOL

I'd know i was back in Blackpool

He kinda looks like a hipser Hanzo.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Feed him to my pet nigger.

id throat fuck him until it makes him have an orgasm and he shoots cum all over the front of my legs

pull him by the bun and throw him out

Return fire then throat punch.

Turn around and wallop him in the stomach, step to the side so I'm not being pissed on, then give him a good hard jab to jaw.