Fucked up cringe stories, cmon you all have one

Fucked up cringe stories, cmon you all have one

I dont have any cuz Im socially perfect

It's pretty cringey watching you constantly repost this thread.

fucking maniacs stop

true, he at least tries

I was friendzoned from17 yo almost until I turned 21. I wasn't really aware of the concept of the friendzone and held on desperately to the hope she would some day see the great catch I was and dump her shithead fiancé she was always bitching about.

Every time I think of the years I wasted on her I cringe inside. I guess the only good thing I can say about it is that I never really spent any money on her. I've read horror stories here about girls that mooched off of their friendzone boys for years.

I feel you user

>be 16
>first staying overnight in this friends house
>my friend's sister is hot as fuck, 19 at he time
>dinner time
>I notice she stares at me but stops when i look back
>start thinking she may be interested
>I stare back at her and she smiles
>ohboy.jpg
>I take a shower but forget my clothes in my friend's room
>my only option is to go and pick my clothes
>open the door and look both directions
>the way is clear
>enter the room laughing with the intention of telling my friend what happened.
>is actually her sisters room
> fucking symetric house
>The towel falls down
>she stares a me but with a horror face and screams
>get out running
>hit my small toe and fall
>his father comes upstairs and sees me naked in the floor
>Iwannadie.org
>had to explain everything
>they start laughing like fucking maniacs
>I couldn't sleep that night

cute girl at warehouse keeps trying to get my D since I implied to her I was 9 inches down there
>have a good weekend user
>u too
>say are you doing anything this weekend? >Was thinking about hitting a movie or a bowling alley
>I'm not doing anything except playing LOL with my online friends
>oh sweet, that means you'll be able to come?
>Didn't you hear me dumbass? I said I'm playing LOL with my friends!
She was a 7/10 blonde who was working at Amaon to pay for her medical school. Too bad.

>be me
>17 year old kisless virgin
>hang out with a girl i met on tinder
>didnt seem intrested but keeps hanging out with me
>one day we watching some netflix together, she puts her head on my belly
>thought i was in so i went in for a kiss
>she awkwardly looks up and says; what the fuck are you doing user
>2 months later she was my gf
>got her pregnant because condom fell off during sex
>she didnt notice at the time
>i keep saying she cheated on me at that time
>kid is now 3 years old and named after me

lol thats a good one

>so hot outside
>go get a drink
>Everything seems normal but I notice people stragely staring at me
>get home
>realize my jeans were broken exactly where my anus is
>no underwear because of the heat
>fuck me

actually my life, still don't pay child support or anything. stupid bitch should've used the pill

Then I hope your situation gets better user

well im just chilling at a job right now saving 300 euro a month, stupid bitch is still at her mums taking care of her baby and ruined her live

Nice and simple one:

>be me, socially retarded 14 year old
>sitting next to a 5/10 femanon in Food Tech (Home Economics for Britfags)
>laying on her arm facing away from me, saying nothing to anyone, obviously upset
>decide to cheer her up with some well timed and witty sarcasm, give her a nudge
>"It can't be that bad. Who died?"
>deathstare (ironically)
>"my nan"
>goes back to nearly crying into her arm
>I just get up and change desks because I can't deal with my own autism

I guess we all have autistic moments

>home economics for britfags

What y'all talking about? We call it food tech too.

Fake and gay. Not even remotely reliable.

That's alright, we all know you hang out at rest stops along the highway wearing leather chaps too

>be 14
>at senior party in high school
>ugly senior pulls me into bathroom
>starts furiously kissing me
>have girlfriend, drunk but uncomfortable
>she pushes her hand past my belt and grabs dick
>wtf is going on, I'm a virgin
>plays with cock while sticking her tongue down my throat
>abruptly stops
>looks me in the eye and tells me her plan for the night is to try and fuck this senior she's got a thing for but if it falls through I'm her backup
>have weird thoughts being that I have a GF but we're not fucking (she's a 14-y/o virgin)
>lie about my virginity to all her friends in drunk conversation
>night winds down, she didn't get her guy
>she pulls me into a bedroom and tells me we're going to fuck
>awkward sex, finish, she knows it was my firsts
>she asks if it was, I say no but lets go again
>start with no condom, finish in minutes
>try to play it off and keep going
>get limp...
>she asks if I came inside and I shyly say yes
>she gets super mad and yells at me

That's my cringe story. I didn't really care and my GF at the time never found out. We dated for years longer and I took her virginity eventually. The chick that took mine is dead now after overdosing on heroin. Life's weird.

>too retarded to use a condom properly
>SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE PILL TOO REEEEEEEED IT'S HER FAULT
>making taxpayers support your spawn, making your own child hate your guts forever and fucking them up psychologically

You are a shit human being and should just neck yaself

im in the Netherlands, she gets nothing because her parents earn enough. God Bless Holland

roleplayed fucking with female cousins at the age of 6.
looked like a good idea back then but it's pretty fucking cringy with us secretly all still knowing.

incest is wincest, am i rite?

Maybe grow the fuck up and support your child you immature, selfish shithead.

It seem like, so many coincidences...

i helped my race, maybe in a few years i hop by and give the kid some smacks if he misbehaves. for now i need to work on my own future and later comes the kid

>be me 15
>10th grade
>never wear anything particularly nice
>come to school one day wearing a black shirt, a blazer and polished shoes
>get to class late and enter the room to sit down while everyone is staring at me and whispering
>get "you look good" comments all day long
>keep saying in my head "You know, you can be honest and just ask me what the fuck was I thinking"

Cringiest moment of my life.

I'm an Amerifag, and I've always heard of it as Home Economics. Someone here's retarded.

>16
>sleepover
Tell the truth user. You were fucking your friends tight boipussy

>be me, host of local musical open mic
> Friend's ex starts playing open mic. She's pretty good and super hot.
>We both know friend (her ex) cheated on her with my ex (we were dating at the time)
> Try and charm her up every time she comes out, announce her name in my best announcer voice.
>Keeps performing open mic for weeks, I keep flirting, plus huge announcer intro for her sets.
>Finally she takes me aside. "user I have to tell you something."
>Fuckyeah.jpg
> "You've been pronouncing my name completely wrong for months. Not mad, but my name is *blank*"
>Mfw I am sure I blew it
Married the chick 2 years later. Still super happy

some people need to be different, the mindless masses are boring as fuck

Normie spotted