Fluffy thread

Fluffy thread.

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>ywn sabe cawwot

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Any lurkers?

I want this to be my fluffy.

No way in Hell I will I abuse this one.

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I have seen some stuff on the Internet and fluffy abuse is still the only thing I don't understand. Is it all ironic? Am I taking the bait?

Isnt codeine a pain killer?

Yep. There doesn't appear to be anything left, though.

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What the fuck

it's an opioid that works as an effective painkiller when used with acetaminophen

>taking a screenshot of a fucking picture

I assumed that it implied that it was in pain because of the codeine, but yea.I didnt guess that it was eating it because of the pain

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>You smile and look down at your now upside down pink foal. You reach down and give it a belly rub.
>It laughs and rolls back and forth.
>"NUUU! NU GIB BUBBAHGUM TICKEWS DADDEH! BUBBAHGUM TOO TICKWISH!"
>You stop stickling it and rest your hand there, rubbing it's soft fur slowly.
>"BUBBAHGUM WUB BESTEST DADDEH!"
>You give it a squeeze and roll it over and pull it into your lap and give it a tight squeeze.
>"YAY! HUGGIES FROM DADDEH! GIB BESTEST HUGGIES TO BESTEST DADDEH!"
>It impotently wiggles it's legs around and tries to hug you back.

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Fluffy thread for

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Fluffies wouldn't be anywhere near comfortable to your ass with.

aww come on
its like letting a goat num your yard. its not going to kill it, its actually beneficial, and you don't have to mow it. an shes a soon-mummah! have some compassion! Also a shotgun make a mess, I'd use 30-30 to kill groundhog, so probably fluffy too.

those soulless eyes on the big blue one

Ugh. In hate when Carpdime plays into the "poopeh babbeh" bullshit.

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this image confuses me, is the ball a jellyhammer(sp?) in disguise? a normal fluff would be chasing it like a lunatic

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The shotgun would do more damage to the yard than the fluffy.

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what the actual fuck is this sick bullshit is this like a fucked up fetish or something? ITS A FUCKING DRAWING OF A HORSE DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>foal tries to hug ball
>because it is clumsy and the ball is round it rolls away again and again
>"*sniffle* baww nu wike babbeh?"

Never underestimate a fluffy's ability to make his own misfortune.

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Cant we have ONE thread without a faggot?

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Are you there Jerry user?

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Right here fam

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Awesome. Time to get back to it, then.

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Take it away, sir

>I put Fudge and Nightstalker in separate rooms, and try to help them recover over the next couple of days
>now, what to do with these two?
>I strongly considered having them fight each other in one grand, final battle, but decided against it
>I think I'll just keep Fudge as a normal domestic fluffy from now on
>he's not going near the saferoom though
>Nightstalker's a diffrent story
>I've already tossed him into the wild twice; I've played that situation out enough
>no, I think it's time for Nightstalker to be humbled before god
>I take Nightstalker to Room 101, aka the garage, and put him in restraints
>his session is going to be a little different from the other twelve fluffies that have been here, however

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>Nightstalker looks at you in confusion
>"Wy daddeh put smawty in hewe? Wet weggies go nao!"
>He starts struggling, showing frustration after you don't let him out immediately

some of the abuse stuff that concerns smarties, like the really bad ones is poetic justice, some of the gore is just fluffies being idiots, some of it is weird or is basically happy tree friends with fluffies.

But than there are the edgelord content, which is quiet honestly, shit in terms of story overall but some of their art styles are good.

God that's fucking awful.

probably just twin foals but one of those looks like its got two heads. cant imagine such a foal would last long between the stupidity and prejudice of fluffys

Or it simply didn't survive the mutation.

>this is gonna be fun
>I do my usual routine of sawing off his legs and pulling out his teeth
>but I don't stop there
>I poke out his eyes, cut off both ears, and castrate him
>before I take out his tongue, rendering him mute, I ask him
>"Any last words?"
>not that he can hear me at this point

this is a fixed version, op

>All he does is scream and fight the whole way
>The workbench is covered in shit and piss
>He takes several defensive bites at you before you remove his teeth
>"AHHHHHHH!! SEE PWACES! NO-NOS! HUUUUUUUUU"
>At the end, blood and tears run down his eye sockets
>"Daddeh.....wy huwt smawty?"

>Be me
>go to Sup Forums
>look for fluffy thread
>be oldfag, refresh over catalogue
>find fluffy thread
>few remaining good things on Sup Forums
>pic related

Derpbastian here.

Bump!

if you were linking any of the edgelord shit you would have an argument.

>"Why you? Why anyone?"
>of course, he still can't hear me
>I finally cut off his tongue
>I set him back in his room, alone
>I leave him there until his death by starvation
>and now, I check the fluffies I still have in my possession, to see how they're doing

to be fair to the fluffies on this one.. this also goes on with dogs, cats and birds...

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>Jesusfuck.gif
>It appears that things are going on as they had before in the safe room
>Mary keeps growing bigger
>Jerry keeps to his 2:1 fucking ratio in preference to Mary
>Despite the anal assault, Bud seems to cherish the moments he has with his mare
>He even seems to get along with the foals, letting them climb all over him during playtime
>Many of the foals are now getting towards colt/filly age
> Fudge flops around the room you left him in, bored and listless
>"Wawe dummeh smawty? Wewe meanie hewds? Wy Fudge in hewe? Fudge need to pwotect daddeh."

>I see everything is at peace in the saferoom
>I pat Fudge on the head and tell him that the smarty is gone
>"I gave him forever sleepies and worstest hurties. As for you Fudge, you don't need to go fight anymore herds. You got most of them. Time for you to retire."
>I cook up a plate of spaghetti for Fudge, as his reward

>Chows down on the skettis like he hadn't seen food in weeks
>"Whu wetiwaw?" he asks, mouth full
>Continues to pig out

>"Well Fudge, it's where you don't have to do your job anymore. I think you've earned it."
>I decide to lay down on the couch, and sip a beer
>I consider letting Fudge have a sip, but choose not to
>I remember the last time I got a fluffy drunk
>it does make me think for a minute
>Jerry survived choking on his own vomit, and getting buried alive
>Fudge and Nightstalker were unnaturally strong for fluffies
>have I stumbled upon a new type of fluffy?
>I have to test this theory out
>I take a single male, non-runt foal from the saferoom
>"Hey Junior, I need to take this baby for a little bit, okay? I'll bring him back safe and sound, don't worry."

>Junior shrugs. Not her foal, not her problem
>"Otay, oddah daddeh"
>Bud glowers at you like he always does, but says nothing
>Fudge stays stretched out on the couch, on the verge of falling asleep

and highly addictive

>I dispose of Nightstalker's corpse so I have a new room to put the foal in, for now
>"Say right here little fella. Daddy will be right back."
>I drive down to the local FluffMart, and buy a male foal that's roughly the same age as the one I'm prepared to test
>I buy a few large blocks while I'm there
>I drive home, and put the newly bought foal with the other one
>put the blocks on the ground
>"Alright, can both of you show me how you stack blockies?"
>and I wait to see if they can do it

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>Fudge has passed out on the couch by this point
>The fluffy from the store tries to stack the blocks, but only ends up laying them on the ground in a line
>"Like dis, nyu daddeh?"
>The foal, the limey unicorn, follows suit, but manages to stack a few vertically, only getting to two towers two blocks high

>>few remaining good things on Sup Forums
this and the occasional guro thread
i don't know about codeine, but i know that a morphine overdose is pretty nasty, and since they're both opiates...

>interesting
>I need more proof, though
>I retrieve a couple bricks from the garge, and set them down
>"Whoever can move these blockies gets sketties."
>and I wait to see if the unicorn can move a brick at his age

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