Blocks your path

> Blocks your path
> What would Sup Forums do?

die laughing

>Be Muslim
>shoot him for being a faggot
>SJWs have no idea what to think of this

Meow threateningly at him, its the only language he understands at this point.

Set his tail on fire low key and watch the flamming faggot flame on.

>splatoon
if this pic was from 2007 it would be horrendous. but no. its like, 2015 at least. this is far worse.

Punch the fucker

The tail is going inside his waistband...
> Oh no...

Hadouken

Teleport behind him in line.

>Nothin personnel, kid

Except it's worse because it's actually from 2017

Tatsumaki Senpukyaku

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Tell him that animals aren't allowed inside the store, and chase him outside

Shoryuken

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Point out how retarded he looks and laugh in his face.
Lowkey set his tail on fire as I walk past him

Kill it with fire.

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what a faggot

"Straight, Heteroflexible"

Tell him to stop making furry drawings in the splatoon plaza and light his tail on fire.

with those shoes that queer is wearing, you could give him a lite push and the freak would fall over

>Straight
>Heteroflexible
>When you have to have some special snowflake condition to get those oppression pointz

is this some kind of faggy ice cream store?

Get the chainsaw

>Straight
> Heteroflexible
>Average build
>Dropped out of space camp
> Atheist
>Sometimes does drugs
> Omnivore
> Doesn't have kids
Checks out

holy shit he looks like he's 40 years old, that's not some edgy teen, how hasn't this idiot been curb stomped out of the gene pool yet?

>when you find the dude thats been typing "rawr" to your gf

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tie to a railway

say "excuse me" like a normal fucking person
the fucks wrong with you people?

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>The fuck's wrong with you people
>normal on Sup Forums

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What's Sup Forums

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>Average Build

>autismtale

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>overshit

I'd just shove him out of the way. what's he gonna do, use naruto moves on me?

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>anime

FYI isnt me

>having a waifu

>doesn't have kids

thank fucking god

>Speaks C++
wat

I can be your angle

The one that got me was
>average build

go into instant bully mode..

i can turn bully off and on with a switch. Working at an investment bank unfortunately you can only bully the interns, even that theyre starting to be cocksuckers about. I'd bully the shit out of his parents too if they were around.

Play the pokewhistle. Oh wait, wrong game.

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Throw a burger at a different direction and continue walking

nothing. Hes clutching hard to the last glimmering fragments of his youth. Who am i to be the one to send him falling into the sensible hell of adult mediocrity?

yank on xirs tail

i would ask him my he stole my essence

Fuck'n join him! DUH! Shit! I graduated with a degree in computer science and can't find a job. Nothing in this world makes sense anymore!

ask which weapon he mains

aerospray ftw

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Look closely there's no belt loops on those pants. Do you really want to find out what's on the end of that tail?

I think your hot pockets are done I can hear your mom downstairs calling you

>Waifu

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