Any gay americans here? Looking to marry one of you so I can get out of this continent...

Any gay americans here? Looking to marry one of you so I can get out of this continent. I'll get fucked in the ass either way, so who cares

Not gay

What will you do for me in exchange for said greencard

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What wrong with Germany? How old are you?

I really want citizenship, guess marriage alone can't get you that
what would I have to do

You can come to Canada. I'm white, clean, average sized. I'll use lube.

Post email and we can make this happen next week.

>I'll get fucked in the ass either way, so who cares
>implying fags on pol are tops instead of bottoms.

...mods?

pics first

it's only gay if you're on bottom

>Germany

Sounds about right.

Anybody accepting this offer will be promptly eaten.

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Don't

Bring me your boipussi Hanz

What the hell are they posting?

I wouldn't worry about it

Subway.

.

exodia

disregard hanz he sucks cocks.

do it

POST IT OR I WILL DESTROY EXODIA

Post pic

describe yourself before this thread gets pruned. stats, colors, body type

you should wait until gay polygamy is "accepted" and then bring all your bros to get pegged by some fruitbowl in exchange for the right to touch muh gunz

>8 kb

Cursed Subway image for ants

Fucking post it

If you post it, I will shit a house

(OP)
pussy

White wealthy Argie landowner here.
Have my own house, stable job and a large farm which I rent.

I will always be top and use lube.

fuck

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Why do you do this?

I think this is a good opportunity to say that people need to be more tolerant of other people's cultures, orientations, and sexual preferences. It's very problematic when you are grossed out by something we have considered normal and yes, even attractive for years.

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(you)

I will marry you as long as you're tall and not fat.

I saw the cutest German boy at my job a few weeks ago. I wanted to kiss him so bad.

what did he mean by this?

why in the hell is the shit steaming?

have you ever shat outside in the cold? my poor sweet summer child!

>implying I would date a guy from Sup Forums
Maybe a quick handjob or something but you guys have the shittiest memes and are really worthless beyond happenings.

Be more like Sup Forums or even Sup Forums and I'll consider

because its hot and fresh made only when you order it

We don't need anymore fags

lel

Sup Forums and Sup Forums are literally the manchilds of Sup Forums i dont think any of them could ever man up and be real like Sup Forums can. a man that stands with his opinions against the crowd is a man to me.

>and be real like Sup Forums can
Oh yeah you guys are the realest people on Sup Forums.

> a man that stands with his opinions against the crowd is a man to me.
Except Sup Forums engages in groupthink on levels beyond Sup Forums.