That Kid thread

That Kid thread.

>That Kid that would always talk back to the teacher because he thought it was funny.
> That black kid that would watch Naruto .AMVs in the front of the class room.
>That Kid that was a senior and beat the shit outta of an 8th grader.
>That Kid who was super political.
>That Kid that wore a fedora to school everyday.
>That Kid that would have an anime background and when they went to present a project everyone would see it.
>That Kid and his friend who made a bomb threat to get school canceled.
>That Kid who would piss and shit all over the bathroom.

I'm the first one, no shame. I was an edgy fuck

Me too user

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We were the kewl kidz

>That kid who would always play punch or flick you so you always felt on edge when he was around

>That kid that would touch your ass, even if you were a guy

>That kid who had enough and brought his dad's gun to school

Fuckin a man, wasn't ready for that feel

>that kid that does nut taps

>That kid who can't read and when the teacher pronounces the word for him he goes "Yeah that" and then continues

>that slut who would be known for cheating in high school

I was that kid. Must've left at least one or two guys completely sterile.

>That kid who wanted to be an alpha but failed miserably and became the laughing stock at school

We called them sack taps at my skewl

i was the kid in high school who wore a pantera t-shirt combat boots black jeans a tight fitting leather trench coat and played mtg and listened too metal started high school in 2009 graduated in 2013

>That kid who was an alpha but a bully to everyone

Story tiem?
Story tiem?

>that kid who would wear a fedora and eat yogurt with his hand's in the hallway while bragging about being homosexual

He grabbed my ass once and I kicked the shit out of him. He wasn't expecting it because I was always the shy quiet sensitive kid.

You fucking cunt.
I never understood how people found that shit funny.

This

Lel, I liek greensexts too user

>shy quiet sensitive kid.
*autistic kid.
You won the battle of the tards. Congrats.

Neat, what do I win? More chromosomes?

Wel we wil hav 2 wayt nd c if anan gives us a story tiem :-)
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>that kid who tries to be cute but is really a piece of shit emo trash
>rawr xd nigger

You won the rest of his yogurt

I saw him play with his dick a lot in class so I'll pass on that one.

>That black kid who always ate Cheetos in class.

He would usually fall asleep while eating them and when he would wake up he would put his hands through his hair. His hair would always have Cheeto dust in it because of it.

holy shit this was everyone at my school and it always made me angry.

>that kid who fucking stank of dead rats
>that kid who said he couldn't feel pain and got the shit beat out of him
>that kid who hid under chairs when his name was said
>that kid who would always break their leg

>That kid who always say "home is where you make it" over and over again

That was me

>that kid named tommy who stole your lunch and ate your sandwich right in front of you in front of your crush who then laughed at you causing you to run away crying while returning home to your abusive parents who let you cry in your room with the lights off and didn't pay the power bill so you had to freeze during the cold winter nights while you cuddle your godzilla blanket for dear life in your clothes for 2 days, then you wake up to the same shit and deal with tommy all over gain. fucking tommy

>that one chick at school that I didn't fuck

>That kid who sat alone and put ketchup on his mac n cheese

Dude the second one is so spot on to my programming class in my senior year, this black junior kid would only watch naruto instead of work

Much love from Philly, user. I know that feel.

>that one kid that came from an unbelievably poor family

I kind of wish I wasn't that kid, but I was the fat one that didn't really talk
fuck me

>That Kid that sucked his crippled brothers cock.

You mean all of them

>that one autist who wore a naruto bunnyhug and argued with everyone about how Just Cause 2 was the best video game.

Why did you do that for?

>that kid who had faculty parents and miraculously became student of the year, star quarterback, first chair, academic scholarship winner, etc.. every fucking time without doing shit while managing to gloat about it every step of the way.

k3k

>that kid who got kicked out for calling a teacher a 'fucking tranny' and then became trans
>that kid that wears his dads clothes to school
>those satanic autistic kids that fought with sticks
>that kid who fucking lit fire to a science department
>that kid that pulled his jeans to his ankles whilst pissing in the urinal
>that kid that got kicked out for finding guns to buy on the school computers

They found a deathlist but he was a bit funny so they let it slide

Not sure if high quality b8 or actual story

Nah she was being all uptight because she was married, she gave me head in the staff room tho

>those "trans" kids who only count you as trans if you were born with a vagina

>That one weird kid who brought a bag of chicken bones to school and threw them at people during break

me, i told myself that nobody would notice how little i change my clothes but in reality people probably noticed a fucking lot

>that kid who won one award for their shitty art project and thought they were the next Michelangelo.

>that kid that filled his pencil case with custard

>that kid brought his fucking cat to school

Like seriously dave, you were a fucking creep

>that kid that roller bladed everywhere and dribbled

>that one kid who hated himself and had poor self esteem and was told he would grow out of it and stop being shy when he got older but instead he has anxiety and depression and still hates himself and paid an escort to have sex with him but still wonders when he will outgrow this phase.

>that kid who would snort/eat weird shit or physically abuse themselves for money or attention

lol I was good friends with this kid who used to make necklaces out of dead cat bones from his neighborhoods

i feel you

Everyone on this board

>That Kid who left milk in their locker over Christmas break and it exploded.

It was fucking funny as hell, but that shit stunk.

>that kid that NEVER bathed
>that had a dead pet mouse in his desk for 2 months
>that kid that would be a cunt to teachers because they tough it was funny
>that kid that tough they where better than everyone else because they where top of there class

Thanks man. Figured I'd reach someone.

>tough
*thought

Looks like spell check got your ass

>Those kids that tough it was cool to dip 2 have cancer now kek

>that kid who wore a pantera t-shirt combat boots black jeans a tight fitting leather trench coat and played mtg and listened too metal

>that kid who would go into the woods during recess and throw rocks at small animals and put the corpses in her locker, only for a teacher to notice the smell. She was expelled.

You already said that faggot

so whats it too ya faggot

>That trailer trash kid.
>That same kid who would pick fights with everyone.
>That same kid who always wore jean shorts everyday.
>That same kid who had to go to the hospital because they twisted their testicle and had to get surgery.

you're still so incredibly autistic lmfao

dont give a shit

Sure user,
>be me
>13
>alpha
>7th grade
>new kid
>call him Jeff
>wants to be alpha
>pushes himself into the alpha group
>thinks because he's "alpha" he can be an asshole
>everyone hates him
>this kid starts exceeding me socially for some reason
>how? At my middle school they had a table where the higher up you were the popular you were
>this fucking kid got higher and no one was doing nothing about it
>fuck it, I'll just take my seat back
>Jeff gets my friend who we'll call Luke to do everything in Luke's power to be a jerk to me
>fuck him too
>goes on like this for the rest of the school year
>none of Jeff and Lukes attempts work
>8 school days left until field day
>Jeff is really being an asshole especially to Luke
>"Jeff shut the fuck up!" I say
>"user kill yourself you have no friends!"
>a higher up alpha gets behind me
>"I like user"
>another kid
>"I like user"
> soon Jeff realizes his friends he made in his head aren't really his friends
>runs off crying
>never see him for the rest of the year
>football season starts
>my first year ever doing football
>I'm mediocre
>Jeff is trash
>I think the only reason he was there is because he already signed up before the incident at recess last year
>8th grade starts 2 weeks later
>Jeff has some respect for me
>fuckthat.ipa
>3 months in
>another wanna be alpha (Jared) gets Jeff to help him take me down
>notonmywatch.ppt
>both expose them by calling them out with a help of a few higher ups
>never see them for the rest of the year nor care
>finally in 9th grade I see them in the library hanging out with virgins for life
>haven't seen either of them since
>I won

>twisted their testicle

nigga whot

tch, nothin personnel, kid.

Yeah you do or else you wouldn't repeat yourself.

Those kids who believed that DBZ was real and if they "trained hard" (shouted and posed a lot) they could shoot fireballs too.

He was sitting at lunch and turned funny. Then he went to the nurse because his right nut hurt and didn't come back for the rest of the day. Said he had to get surgery because he twisted his testicle.

testicular torsion, look it up

>>that kid who would always break their leg
what?

>>That kid who touched his little sister and was exposed in front of the whole school

>the elephant man never forgets
Your memory is top notch user, such detail
(SRS)

Testicular torsion is an emergency condition. It happens when the spermatic cord, which provides blood flow to the testicle, rotates and becomes twisted. The twisting cuts off the testicle's blood supply and causes sudden pain and swelling. Testicular torsion requires immediate surgery to save the testicle. If testicular torsion goes on for more than a few hours, it can permanently damage the testicle, and a damaged testicle must be removed.

Kek.

only things here i can not say i have seen were the naruto and fedora one. When i was in hs the anime wallpaper one kid ever accidentally showed was yuki from the haruhi suzumiya series. We're talking 2006 when it had just come out. I asked them after class about it and honestly it was my start in anime and manga.

snapped his leg every week

>That Kid that cheated on their boyfriend with their brother and got pregnant.

pic related

i on 4+ occasions in my life got knotted nut and its fucking nightmare, never went to hospital though.

Wow, what an Edge Lord

Those kids that chewed that string bit on the school hats in primary school

did he go too bloomington high school?

>that kid that pushed her girlfriend and got expelled
she was a bitch tho

It's things like that that make me glad I only have one testicle

> that kid who wore a trench coat to school before columbine and kept on wearing it after

wut, that wouldnt help it literally happened to one of mine, it simply became twisted around.

Nope. What happened there?

>that kid who wore a band t-shirt but never actually listened to any of that bands music.

Oh really?
I thought it was when the two twisted together.