W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!

W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!
I h-hope you are ready to bare your soul Anonymous, b-because we have a lot of work to do!

If you need a hand, I'm here for you.
If you need advice, come ask.
If you need help with the correct mix of antidepressants to stave off the ennui of living in a world you can't understand that constantly affects you on a scale far beyond your power to deal with....w-we have tea.

D-don't suffer in s-silence, Anonymous.

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First

I love you Alice

alice a cute

bitch

Yay tea, hows it going cutes

nigger

I haven't been in one of these threads in a while

faggot

hey, can you tell us about your dad already?

T-that you Revy?

*waves her hand* Y-yeah yeah.

T-then you get the tea!

First, let us s-select a cup....
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You look lovely today. I hope you have a nice thread E>

really? This anorexic cunt makes one about every 1.5 hours

>w-we have tea

sweetheart, how bout an instructional video on tying a noose for the fags that worship you?

*hug*

*huggle*

*huggle buggle* P-pretty good

why are you such a fucking retarded cunt?

what sort of tea does your dad enjoy?

Hey, Alice. It's the fanservice guy. I apologize for my behavior.

I won't trouble you anymore.

I have gout in my left foot and I can't get up to do anything. Even moving my leg causes me immense pain.

What is your favorite food, Alice. Beyond tea, of course.

At some point she gets naked right? There are no women on the internet so my chances of having sex with her are none. Someone redpill me on this stuff.

*blinks* You n-need to check my schedule.

W-why would they need it?

the kind she squirts out her ass when he finishes with her

I LIKE TEA

*hug*

nice bulge

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Also gimme the coke.
Now thats a good concept for a thread I can do.

You need to check my dubs

I d-don't know, must j-just be fate

he tucks it well

But I have been busy with the school and stuff i don't check Sup Forums a lot now

Just grabbing a cup!

Hello Alice! *glomp* ^.^

sup, Alice
how's your day been?

lurkin'

Whew! T-that sounds awful! Don't you h-have medication for that?

And pizza of course.

N-nope.

M-me too! What k-kind do you prefer?

T-thanks!

...

>*blinks* W-why not hang out then?

No reason to.

hey alice, hope you had a nice day

theres not a lot of people I hope kill themselves, but you made the list

I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON TEA. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I PREFER THE KINDS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.

No. No you softspoke demon waifu. I came here to fap to traps, not get sucked into another of your threads! And of course here I am, listening to your vocaroos. Where did you gain your bene geserit powers?!

help i see ghost and he like children

Shes no bene gesserit, more like an abomination along the lines of Alia

Psychology is pseudoscience.

-hugs Alice and brings her a slice of lemon cake-

holy fucking shit kill yourselves you god damn aspies
every fucking thread you retards come in here and shit the place up with your general faggotry and I bite my tongue, but I am not in the mood for your shit today
go choke on a bag of dicks and shove your own in a blender while you're at it you colossal shitheaps

Hi Alice when I used to be younger I used to have violent intrusive thoughts where I could just look at somebody and it'd play like a highlight reel of what i'd do to them, cutting off limbs.. hurting them in any way possible and so on.

Well recently they're resurfaced and I didn't have them since I was around ~10 and the reason I had them originally I think is because I was bullied in school for years.

Now, they've resurfaced but on top of being intrusive thoughts I've also started getting urges, lets say I see my mom by the oven and she's making food, I start imagining how I want to grab her and slam her into this 400F oven and hurt her and I get urges to do so but of course I don't act on them.

What should I do? I haven't been able to find anything reasonable about this on google.

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I h-heard you got spammed q-quite hard dear.

C-can't complain. That you Ori?

Of c-course there is

Medication isn't an option for the lower-middle class here in America. Luckily I'm getting insurance. So maybe in the future.

Pizza sounds lovely right about now.
Pepperoni? Spinache and feta? Plain ol' cheese?

M-my what?

K-keep trying

Poohs handin out (you)'s
But i agree. At least be original if you're gonna come to every thread

I have imposter syndrome really bad at my new job. I feel like they WAY overpay me for what I do, with how easy it is.

The thing is is no one else can do what I can do, so I'm like... uniquely qualified.

Alice, can you just assure me that my successes are valid and I really did earn them?

This guy. This guy gets it.

*nodnod* You s-should go to a doctor immediately. This c-could be a sign of emerging schizophrenia.

>Leave the "Lady" be

Having scheduled threads aint random.
These threads are cancer and should be treated as such.

>calls us aspires for socializing
Are you retarded? Not everyone is as big of a loser as you.

Y-yes it is; most medication is in the f-form of a generic and c-costs less than 30 dollars a month.

If you cannot afford that, email me at [email protected] and I w-will pay it.

My roommates are having loud hurt-sex right now and Im just laying in bed not wanting to move because its pretty embarrassing. Ive had to pee for like an hour now what do I do?

Huh? When did that happen? Bell posted like 4 pics and then gave up when I told him I wanted the thread to 404 faster.
So far no spammers. None that have stuck at least.

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Well I found some stuff about that but I shrugged it off because the symptoms for schizophrenia didn't match up with what I have.

If anything I found an OCD page related to violent intrusive thoughts and I think that's closer to hitting home more than anything.

*blinks slowly* J-just because you feel it, doesn't m-make it real.

You are more than qualified for your position, you deserve the money you make, and I value you both as a human being and as a friend.

*kisses the top of your head*

Hey Alice is numbness a sign of depression? I just been very stoic lately due to past traumas

>O-ok

Not gonna offer any argument? Or is the amount of people saying your a trap becoming unbearable?

since alice thread is full of faggots and whiteknights cant tell if is b8
wtf

noope, guess again

H-having things at scheduled times and in a contained way is t-the opposite of cancer

Had a doctor's appointment today to discuss the results of a recent x-ray I had done. Said x-rays were commissioned in order to find out the problem behind some apparent nerve damage I have which causes the last two fingers on my left hand numbness. They found nothing. What the hell is going on???

Schizophrenia c-can emerge with a number of positive and negative symptoms. It d-does not always develop quickly.

Go to a doctor ASAP.

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Hey, Alice!

Check out this song

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It's a s-sign of anhedonia, w-which is a sign of depression, yes.

W-what argument is there t-to make?

It s-says Orihara r-right in the filename!

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S-sounds like it is muscular r-rather than skeletal. Is an MRI on t-the table next?

I go to court over a child custody case soon.
I'm worried at the outcome.

Any suggestions to make this entire process less stress on my mind?

What are your thoughts on transvestites?

You tell me, fortune teller.

S-sure, let me s-send one back to you

You're my favorite distraction, friend. Thank you.

Even if it's just a passing platitude, it's enough to at least remind me that I did in fact carve this spot out all on my own, and nobody can take it away.

Also I'm a little stoned. Thanks love.

He's right. Medicine has always had a mystical quality about it, and psychology is just the modern successor to witch doctors.

H-hire a good attorney and r-relax

Anhedonia? I see... Thank you Alice

What's your motivation behind this, Alice?

*TIP FEDORA FOR M'LADY ALICE*

No. They found no evidence of overgrown bones pushing against the nerve. Should I request an MRI?

I am going to continue to post planes until asked to do otherwise
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I'm on m-my way up to meet you

Did someone call?!

I'm good at confusing people on here with my antics, it seems. Oh! I finished showing my fiance Black Lagoon today. Now we get to be disappointed that new chapters are released at the speed of fuckin' continential drift.
I'm glad he gave it another shot. I think someone like him really benefits from seeing the duality posed between roanapur and japan in the anime. I kind of feel like I'm turning him degenerate, heh.

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Reminder

Is that you, kirk?

ahh, indeed.
I assumed you had some old friend who you used to call Ori.

T-to help the people of Sup Forums

I p-prefer trilbies

You s-should suggest maybe it is muscular and s-see what they say.

Please s-stop. Those aren't F-22's or SR-71's

Yeah t-that guy wanted a fortune I guess.

Can i go to the bathroom on your face?

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>up to meet you

Uhh.. Wut. Do you have me confused with someone?

Does...Does Alice have a boyfriend?!

Not my type, but reminded me of this

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-brings Reimu a piece of lemon cake too-

I can't really afford an attorney..