W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D! I h-hope you are ready to bare your soul Anonymous, b-because we have a lot of work to do!
If you need a hand, I'm here for you. If you need advice, come ask. If you need help with the correct mix of antidepressants to stave off the ennui of living in a world you can't understand that constantly affects you on a scale far beyond your power to deal with....w-we have tea.
You look lovely today. I hope you have a nice thread E>
Colton Jenkins
really? This anorexic cunt makes one about every 1.5 hours
Kevin Anderson
>w-we have tea
sweetheart, how bout an instructional video on tying a noose for the fags that worship you?
Benjamin Martinez
*hug*
*huggle*
*huggle buggle* P-pretty good
Juan Garcia
why are you such a fucking retarded cunt?
Hunter Harris
what sort of tea does your dad enjoy?
Jacob Green
Hey, Alice. It's the fanservice guy. I apologize for my behavior.
I won't trouble you anymore.
Elijah White
I have gout in my left foot and I can't get up to do anything. Even moving my leg causes me immense pain.
What is your favorite food, Alice. Beyond tea, of course.
Jack Bell
At some point she gets naked right? There are no women on the internet so my chances of having sex with her are none. Someone redpill me on this stuff.
Cooper Richardson
*blinks* You n-need to check my schedule.
W-why would they need it?
Isaiah Rogers
the kind she squirts out her ass when he finishes with her
But I have been busy with the school and stuff i don't check Sup Forums a lot now
Easton Powell
Just grabbing a cup!
Sebastian Cook
Hello Alice! *glomp* ^.^
Dylan Rivera
sup, Alice how's your day been?
lurkin'
Joshua Cruz
Whew! T-that sounds awful! Don't you h-have medication for that?
And pizza of course.
N-nope.
M-me too! What k-kind do you prefer?
T-thanks!
Landon Roberts
...
Zachary Martin
>*blinks* W-why not hang out then?
No reason to.
Grayson Myers
hey alice, hope you had a nice day
Caleb Ramirez
theres not a lot of people I hope kill themselves, but you made the list
Christopher Taylor
I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON TEA. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I PREFER THE KINDS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.
Jayden James
No. No you softspoke demon waifu. I came here to fap to traps, not get sucked into another of your threads! And of course here I am, listening to your vocaroos. Where did you gain your bene geserit powers?!
Jason Sanchez
help i see ghost and he like children
Joshua Nelson
Shes no bene gesserit, more like an abomination along the lines of Alia
Camden Bennett
Psychology is pseudoscience.
William Jones
-hugs Alice and brings her a slice of lemon cake-
Brody Nelson
holy fucking shit kill yourselves you god damn aspies every fucking thread you retards come in here and shit the place up with your general faggotry and I bite my tongue, but I am not in the mood for your shit today go choke on a bag of dicks and shove your own in a blender while you're at it you colossal shitheaps
Caleb Sanders
Hi Alice when I used to be younger I used to have violent intrusive thoughts where I could just look at somebody and it'd play like a highlight reel of what i'd do to them, cutting off limbs.. hurting them in any way possible and so on.
Well recently they're resurfaced and I didn't have them since I was around ~10 and the reason I had them originally I think is because I was bullied in school for years.
Now, they've resurfaced but on top of being intrusive thoughts I've also started getting urges, lets say I see my mom by the oven and she's making food, I start imagining how I want to grab her and slam her into this 400F oven and hurt her and I get urges to do so but of course I don't act on them.
What should I do? I haven't been able to find anything reasonable about this on google.
Medication isn't an option for the lower-middle class here in America. Luckily I'm getting insurance. So maybe in the future.
Pizza sounds lovely right about now. Pepperoni? Spinache and feta? Plain ol' cheese?
Jayden Morgan
M-my what?
K-keep trying
Andrew Foster
Poohs handin out (you)'s But i agree. At least be original if you're gonna come to every thread
Kevin Ross
I have imposter syndrome really bad at my new job. I feel like they WAY overpay me for what I do, with how easy it is.
The thing is is no one else can do what I can do, so I'm like... uniquely qualified.
Alice, can you just assure me that my successes are valid and I really did earn them?
Blake Ortiz
This guy. This guy gets it.
Jace Martin
*nodnod* You s-should go to a doctor immediately. This c-could be a sign of emerging schizophrenia.
Noah Brooks
>Leave the "Lady" be
Carter Gutierrez
Having scheduled threads aint random. These threads are cancer and should be treated as such.
Brody Stewart
>calls us aspires for socializing Are you retarded? Not everyone is as big of a loser as you.
Levi Carter
Y-yes it is; most medication is in the f-form of a generic and c-costs less than 30 dollars a month.
If you cannot afford that, email me at [email protected] and I w-will pay it.
Chase Robinson
My roommates are having loud hurt-sex right now and Im just laying in bed not wanting to move because its pretty embarrassing. Ive had to pee for like an hour now what do I do?
Michael Morris
Huh? When did that happen? Bell posted like 4 pics and then gave up when I told him I wanted the thread to 404 faster. So far no spammers. None that have stuck at least.
Well I found some stuff about that but I shrugged it off because the symptoms for schizophrenia didn't match up with what I have.
If anything I found an OCD page related to violent intrusive thoughts and I think that's closer to hitting home more than anything.
Ryan Nguyen
*blinks slowly* J-just because you feel it, doesn't m-make it real.
You are more than qualified for your position, you deserve the money you make, and I value you both as a human being and as a friend.
*kisses the top of your head*
Jaxson King
Hey Alice is numbness a sign of depression? I just been very stoic lately due to past traumas
Joseph Edwards
>O-ok
Not gonna offer any argument? Or is the amount of people saying your a trap becoming unbearable?
Henry Perez
since alice thread is full of faggots and whiteknights cant tell if is b8 wtf
Colton Bailey
noope, guess again
Ethan Sanchez
H-having things at scheduled times and in a contained way is t-the opposite of cancer
Jeremiah Ramirez
Had a doctor's appointment today to discuss the results of a recent x-ray I had done. Said x-rays were commissioned in order to find out the problem behind some apparent nerve damage I have which causes the last two fingers on my left hand numbness. They found nothing. What the hell is going on???
Kevin Hill
Schizophrenia c-can emerge with a number of positive and negative symptoms. It d-does not always develop quickly.
S-sounds like it is muscular r-rather than skeletal. Is an MRI on t-the table next?
Gavin Baker
I go to court over a child custody case soon. I'm worried at the outcome.
Any suggestions to make this entire process less stress on my mind?
Carson Parker
What are your thoughts on transvestites?
Oliver Foster
You tell me, fortune teller.
Michael Moore
S-sure, let me s-send one back to you
Jacob Gomez
You're my favorite distraction, friend. Thank you.
Even if it's just a passing platitude, it's enough to at least remind me that I did in fact carve this spot out all on my own, and nobody can take it away.
Also I'm a little stoned. Thanks love.
Leo Johnson
He's right. Medicine has always had a mystical quality about it, and psychology is just the modern successor to witch doctors.
Ian Flores
H-hire a good attorney and r-relax
Josiah Baker
Anhedonia? I see... Thank you Alice
Kevin Bailey
What's your motivation behind this, Alice?
Angel Hughes
*TIP FEDORA FOR M'LADY ALICE*
Oliver Barnes
No. They found no evidence of overgrown bones pushing against the nerve. Should I request an MRI?
I'm good at confusing people on here with my antics, it seems. Oh! I finished showing my fiance Black Lagoon today. Now we get to be disappointed that new chapters are released at the speed of fuckin' continential drift. I'm glad he gave it another shot. I think someone like him really benefits from seeing the duality posed between roanapur and japan in the anime. I kind of feel like I'm turning him degenerate, heh.