I have been here since before your Sun was born

I have been here since before your Sun was born.
You call me Angel.
Ask me anything. You have 30 mins

have you ever been fisted?

what , nigga ?

What'd Ra look like back in the day?

who wins the World Series this year?

why havent you had hot sweaty sex with an octopus yet?

Does the depression hit you after you make a thread like this, that you're not really cool but a fat, forever alone loser in a basement?

may i worship your feet?

Not in this host.

will your incessant faggotry ever cease ?

Will communism ever win.

How can I get the things I want and need

I hope they sell rope wherever you exist and you know how to tie a noose

His father. All his family looked similar as they were all closely related. In breading is a sure way to end a decent bloodline.

why are you among us?

No...mostly I just jack thinking about John McCain bending me over...I like to listen to mid-late 90's campaign finance reform speeches and imagine him calling me a dirty little super-pac.

I dont know or care. Its not important.

Funny you mention Octopus. There next in line you know.

how do i become immortal at the age i am now?

How bigs my dick ?

>there

you've had all of fucking eternity to learn english

it's important to me

No, just the opposite.
Depression serves a purpose but many mistake being boring with being depressed.

Why does the girl I'm sleeping with cry every time I have sex with her?

I dont really have any so you'd just be worshiping this hosts feet. I deplore the term "worship"

How bigs my dick ?

There will always be homosexuals. Its important.

Will my dick get bigger?

It really does not matter. All that matters is correct breeding.

yes , but your balls will shrink

satanic quads cheeeeckked

How many toes are there on earth ?

Then it will be the Seattle Mariners defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates, my son

All you need is shared love. Sound stupid but its the most important thing.
Once you have that then take what ever you want because there is no punishment once your dead.
Just dont get cremated. Its a waste.

In this case thats just what im trying to prevent from happening.

Im like an antibody with influence.
There are many of us.

Why is an omnipotent being like yourself in a shithole like this?

A fist in your ass will fulfill you. It may be your fist, or your neighbor's fist

You are not important but you do have a natural role.

my carpet is being shampooed, my son

See the fuck off space nigger screen cap and fuck off

I only have the comprehension of my host. If only you knew the vast amount of ways things communicate you would understand how primitive you are.

"Son"
So that makes me a nephilim

will i get some weed tonight?

Its the last thing you would want to do.

Be the weed

You make a bad couple and you should leave her before she becomes pregnant.

how can i do that?

>makes grammar mistake
>attempts insult

I'd take that deal, you take that deal?

Because im like a Shepard tending his flock.
I just try to influence people to stop producing shit offspring.

In Soviet Russia, Deal Takes You !