India is going to become a superpower

From a poo in loo that I spoke to:
>I am from India and I'm in the RSS (Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh) in our military camps for the Hindu Youth we train exactly like the Hitler Youth used to do.

>There are 25 million Indian youths who are currently enrolled in the RSS and we wake up early in the morning at 5:00 AM to German Marches blaring from loudspeakers. They mostly play the Fredricus Rex Marsch, Preußens Gloria and the Badenweiler Marsch to wake us up in the morning. We jump out of our beds have to complete all our ablutions and bathing in 15 minutes flat and assemble as the morning sun rises over the hills surrounding our camp.

>After a quick meal, of pulses and cereal, it is off to strenuous exercises like wall climbing using ropes. Firing practice at firing ranges, crawling under barbed wire, pole vaulting across slush filled moats, marching with heavy gear strapped to ones back for 20 miles at a stretch. Swimming across rivers 25 feet wide and inflating rubber dinghys in record time and paddling across rivers. Bicycling uphill, We are also taught how to camouflage ourselves and crawl forward on our bellies.

>We have a brief lunch in the afternoon. After which is it a lot of physical exercises.

>By the evening we need to erect our tents (ZELTBAHN) in record time and light campfires and settle down to a hearty dinner around the campfire. We retire at 11:00 PM to our hay filled sacks.

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>All the while we are ideologically motivated to believe that we are the MASTERS OF THE ENTIRE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT which will eventually come under our rule in a few years from now.?

>Many of us in the RSS have memorized Mein Kampf. (ie English translated Phrases from it.)

>We leave out completely the anti-Semitic phrases of Mein Kampf because they just do not apply to the Indian context.

>We grasp the essential Nationalistic and Anti-Marxists concepts espoused in Mein Kampf completely and wholly.

>For us Indians in India, the ENTIRE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT which includes the countries of Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Sri-Lanka and the Maldives is our LEBENSRAUM which we will re-conquer in the next major world conflagration - WWIII if you want to call it that.

>Our enemies within INDIA are Islamic Fundamentalism, militant Marxism and Leftist Liberalism. We will fight to the death to totally destroy these ideologies and the people who espouse them and we are training for this.?

bullshit.

>We are also taught how to camouflage ourselves and crawl forward on our bellies.

Thank god we can all still smell curry. You're not sneaking up on anyone, Panjeet.

Look at the comments. Indians never lie

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Apparently it'll be China, Russia and India taking over. Well, it's not that much taking over but the west going full retarded and leaving a power vacuum

India is pretty cool with me, may their god bless them.

Is that some kind of Synchron Poo in Loo Training?

Let me tell you something. The RSS are cucks. I could have appreciated them if they were genuinely nationalistic but they drive their inspiration from Western fascist movements instead of trying to create something that is unique to our culture. They say they're trying to unify Hinduism, but anyone with even a basic knowledge about this subject can tell you that the Indian subcontinent is is filled with a collection of different sets of beliefs that have little in common with each other. Some eat meat, others do not. Some worship Shiva, others worship Krishna. Indeed there have even been clashes among different sets of Hindu believers. They're trying to turn these pluralistic spiritual traditions into a monolithic set of rigid beliefs like abrahamic religions. Even the term Hindu was coined by Muslim traders to describe all those who lived at on the east of the river Indus. They licked British arses during the colonial rule whereas the Communists played an active role in the resistance movement. They're also the WE WUZ of India. They claim everything modern like aeroplanes, electrical wires, advanced surgery were invented in ancient India.

As to why they're cucks: all their training is a waste since all they do is

>kill people for consuming beef,
>attack girls who drink in bars and couples in parks.
>attack powerless communities of minorities (not just Muslims mind you, Zoroastrians, Christians and Dalits too)

They have no knowledge of history and are trying to create a hegemony by reconstructing history. Their non participation in the freedom struggle rendered them powerless in the post Independence years and they're trying to popularize themselves by invoking paranoia about some imagined internal threat. I would rather support a secular socialist or fascist movements rather than these idiots. At least the Nazis looked aesthetic. Theyre a bunch of betas driven by slave morality.

>pic related

The Poo Platoon will make India great!

Daily reminder

Oh shit I forgot the image

I saw no mention of pooing. Is ablution hindi for shitting ?

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Am I the only one that thins that Indians are ugly af?

>There are 25 million Indian youths who are currently enrolled in the RSS and we wake up early in the morning at 5:00 AM to German Marches blaring from loudspeakers...We jump out of our beds have to complete all our ablutions and bathing in 15 minutes flat and assemble as the morning sun rises over the hills surrounding our camp.

Knowing how things work in India, I'll bet it takes 24 million of them to deal with the mountain of shit they produce every morning.

never change you have the most original culture on earth don't become like us please

So they juwt sleep 6 hours??

Lol

So is this a designated shitting formation drill for an entire regiment of poos? Pretty neat and orderly for subhumans I gotta admit.

POO

I wish

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>a plumber calling Street shitters subhuman

You do know that after you're kicked out of Britain you'll have to come here and clean our designated streets?

dude he is from austria

>a plumber
Y-You do know the difference between Austria and Poland, r-right?
Of course not. Indians are too fucking stupid to know that.

Oh shit, is that the tandava?

He went probably in a club with two other poos who found a loo with a radio.
On the radio was something they thought to be German music.
Then they set their prayers to the loo, went out to take a dump, came back and danced around the loo the whole evening.

This is far more likely.

My bad. Browsing from my cell phone. How do I meme Austrians guys?

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>Browsing from my cell phone
This is not an excuse. The flags are the same size across platforms.
A far better excuse would be your screen had shit on it.
But in reality, it's you. You're dumb.

They were playing chess the whole time

Well, that's awkward.

>An America calling others dumb

youtu.be/251fJXrls64

That video though, the feels....

Imagine the smell.....

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Refugees raping Austrian qt's?
desu senpai Austia cannot be memed, they are ok.

>There are 25 million Indian youths who are currently enrolled in the RSS and we wake up early in the morning at 5:00 AM to
take a steamer in the

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREET

Muslims are out breeding hindus in india. India like the west is a multicultural shit hole that will in time fall apart.

Austria is literally all Turks.
Garbage country, literally lost to Italians.

if india is a super power then china would be a ultramegagiga power

>india
>superpower

In my country five Indian men was beaten by a woman alone.

>we wake up early in the morning at 5:00 AM to German Marches
>Poos
>German Marches

Didn't read the post, just commented on the image earlier, but this is just sad.

>Russia

Russias not doing shit.

>>We leave out completely the anti-Semitic phrases of Mein Kampf because they just do not apply to the Indian context.
Good goys. Don't worry bout them, they only control the West, you'll never need to fear, just ignore them and focus on other things.

even the continent where those subhumans live is a subcontinent

>Indians
>Intimidating

You may pick one of the two.

Never.

A septic superpower maybe

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>Austria is all turks
Parts of Vienna are. Which is sad because Austria is the European master of turkroach removal.
>lost to Italians
I admit that's a sore spot. We got stabbed in the back by our Italian 'allies' two world wars in a row.

But honestly, those won't trigger anyone. The last good Austrian meme was Fritzl and his rape/incest dungeon.

>reverse subway

are this indians that fucking thirsty that they don't see the obvios trolling.

>We got stabbed in the back by our Italian 'allies'
It was a defensive pact. The assassination did not count as aggression as it wasn't done on the state level.
There was no back stabbing.

yes

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only poo

Stay on you designated shitting street gobling.

Indian nationalism still seems pretty rooted in hatred for the west.
Instead of embracing western gifts like modern tech and philosophy they seem more content to shit in the streets and claim the west is the devil, which can surely only lead to Luddite veiws in the end.
India can be pretty great, but only if it moves on, and does not reject what it is.

You are either a butthurt muslim or a sickular anti national. Hindustan is for hindus only GTFO

So you are saying that willfully misinterpreting a defensive pact because of longstanding rivalries logically leads to declaring war on your former allies?

And as for WW2, I remember my grandfather telling me how great it was when the Italian companies and Kampfgruppen that had been their allies and battlebrothers turned on them.

> willfully misinterpreting a defensive pact
Go read the text. Your interpretations are wrong.
>logically leads to declaring war on your former allies?
You were holding historically Italian lands.

And as for WW2, I remember my great-grandfather telling me how shitty Austrians and Germans are. He fought on your side too, for the record.

LOL

INDIA WILL GET BETTER FROM ITS SICKNESS ONCE WE HANG THESE MOTHEFUKCERS IN PUBLIC AFTER TAKING OFF THEIR KHAKHI UNDIES.
IT WILL HAPPEN, AND OH THAT DAY WILL BE GLORIOUS.

as opposed to being super pooers?

India will fail, simply because their IQ is so staggeringly low. They're actually in the 80s, as opposed to China which is just above 100.

Their uniforms are gay as fuck. They look like schoolgirls, or some shit.

I SUPPORT WHAT HITLER DID. HE WAS A TRUE PATRIOT. HE DID WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIS COUNTRY.
THE RSS ARE JUST TRAITOR BASTARDS WHO USE WHATEVER THE PREVAILING CIRCUMSTANCES ARE FOR THEIR OWN BENEFIT.
THE RSS FOUNDER LICKED THE BRITISH ASSHOLE AND BEGGED THEM TO GET OUT OF JAIL.
HE ASKED THE INDIAN PEOPLE TO JOIN THE BRITISH ARMY TO FIGHT IN WW2.

THE RSS HAS NO BUSINESS TEACHING US NATIONALISM. 99.9% INDIAN MUSLIMS ARE BETTER NATIONALISTS AND PATRIOTS THAN THESE ABSOLUTE SCUM.
RSS IS NOTHING BUT A BREEDING GROUND OF HINDU TERRORISTS.

IT WILL BE A BRIGHT DAY WHEN THE LAST OF THEM IS HUMILIATED AND PUBLICLY EXECUTED.

For some reason, i imagine all indians to be like this youtube.com/watch?v=llTYfQI5IAM&index=2&list=LLpSBlDMp3SEgNzxRTLUglgg

Well considering the british had 100 million indian slaves during ww2

never skip legday

NO CIVILIZED PERSON WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO THESE KNICKERS.
THEY'RE LUCKY THEY HAVE ENOUGH POOPERS IN THE NORTH TO FILL MUH 25 MILLION. EVEN THEIR HQ IS A SHITTING STREET.


t. ex-muslim who would be killed by either rss or muslim idiots during a riot

Indians will never prosper as long as they keep up their estrogenic shit diet

Also, they definitely need to start thinking about eugenics. I'm from brampton so I've been surrounded by indians from day 1, the ones around here are pretty decent cus they adopt a western way of living for the most part but there are some that look and behave like actual fucking abos, they need to go if India wants to get anywhere. And from what I here the abo kind are actually the majority in india

So they train like the Hitler Youth, good for them.
So they can send a probe into space, good for them.
BUT CAN THEY FUCKING
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Those who send probes and those who train like the Hitler Poop are mutually exclusive.

Yes, it will be a glorious day, in that moment, the sky will rain cow piss and the shit will be plentiful.

>that pic
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>muh fit indians
>pic related is obese indians as far as the eye can see
sure user

Nice.

>After a quick meal, of pulses and cereal, it is off to strenuous exercises like wall climbing using ropes
Kek enjoy being physically weaker than Western women forever

>They say they're trying to unify Hinduism, but anyone with even a basic knowledge about this subject can tell you that the Indian subcontinent is is filled with a collection of different sets of beliefs that have little in common with each other.
>They're trying to turn these pluralistic spiritual traditions into a monolithic set of rigid beliefs like abrahamic religions.

>Implying a people with beliefs as divided as the Hindus can take on the cancer that is Islam without solidifying it's core ideas


>whereas the Communists played an active role in the resistance movement.
The same commies that are now calling for "bharat ke tukde" and are paying tributes to terrorists and celebrating the death of Indian military personnel.

>some imagined internal threat.
>imagined

>Theyre a bunch of betas driven by slave morality.
A bunch of "betas" with swords and a mob mentality is all that's needed to keep the muzzies on check

Not a big fan of these guys myself, but imo we need them to keep the muzzies on their toes. A chimp out by these Hindu dindus is needed if we want to remind the muzzies that they'll not have a field day in this country.

PS: I'm a Christian who would rather live in a country with a Hindu majority rather than a Muslim country.

>but the British are why everything is shit
Indian detected

Yet India cannot solve its water problem or open defecation.

Rural Indians do more open defecation than the rest of the world combined. COMBINED.

Fresh water is a major problem with so many sources being polluted. While Middle Class people shower everday, there are those reliant on water trucks or stealing water.

I don't think we have much to fear. Until these social problems are solved, infrastructure is another big issue.

Also Mein Kampf is mentioned, well India is made up of several different cultures, groups and castes. Do you actually think they are some united superior force?

Uh no faggot I'm quoting Hitler

youtu.be/N2KhsTVhLMc

Are you even a national socialist yet?

>estrogenic shit diet

Very interesting observation. In the same way that we see the nu-male phenomenon (a hindrance to the survival/dominance of the USA) being correlated with the prevalence of soy and estrogenic compounds being introduced into American diets, it could just be that India had this limitation from the start - hindering its progress.

By estrogenic do you just mean the lack of testosterone boosting foods like meat? From my understanding Indians mostly just eat vegetables and rice, and don't eat lots of soy (which is the main estrogenic food I know about).

This interests me because I think a big reason India is cucked despite having so much manpower is the lack of adequate nutrition - which probably also stems from lack of hygiene which causes disease/diarrhea - which prevents nutrient absorption.

Your eugenics idea makes a lot of sense too. I think the scientific literacy in India would need to rise a lot before such a policy could be instituted.

That's some serious 90s German music televion revival there, Russia!

Uh no Rakesh I don't think you know what a quote is

Also no, I'm not a fucking socialist. National or otherwise. Maybe if my country was racially homogenous. It's not

More than a billion people that will work for nothing because they don't much sustenance. And yet western man is needy and inept. The Chinese and Indians will conquer us without a shot fired. Learn from them.

By estrogenic he means plant and plant oil based

They use seed oils in excess and consume way too many legumes

Look into Ray Peat for the science and nutrition explanation

They are physically weak and unhealthy. Have you ever met an Indian man? This is a matter of nutrition.

Their diet is mostly grain and dairy based

Grains contain compounds that block the absorption of zinc. Zinc is anti estrogenic, and it displaces copper which is estrogenic... their diet has an abundance of copper with no zinc, as well as high levels of compounds that displace zinc which is pretty estrogenic in itself

As for dairy, it accounts for 60-80% of dietary estrogens
(source: news.harvard.edu/gazette/2006/12.07/11-dairy.html)

Add to that the fact that you need cholesterol to synthesize testosterone (and their diets are largely bereft of high cholesterol foods) and suddenly it really isn't surprising anymore how india became the land of the 5'10" man with the 40" waistline and 11" arm

Say that to our face leaf

RSS is a huge backer of the BJP which is Modi's party.
Not too sure on these two OP posts, but they are definitely pushing for Hindu revivalism and are anti-muslim.
More power to yall for it, Islam needs to be purged and India is the best shot for starting that. The west is realigning towards India which could mean the most solid alliance to date, especially considering the historical cultural roots of India and the West are of the same.

Maybe if you were an actual nationalist you would know I was quoting Hitler.

What the fuck even are you faggot? You're spouting racism without even adhering to a nationalist ideology? Absolute fucking degeneracy. Get some structure in your beliefs kid and listen to Hitler.

youtu.be/pDLyKSYRqXM

I'd love to

I will be sure to laugh at the Indians at my gym in an hour struggling to bench 95lbs

That seems to be your genetic limit of strength

A lot of us are. But they'll sustain anywhere.
Also, muscle mass isn't health.

Plus you can ask the meat eating pakis how wars would go. kek

I hate vegans and eat meat, but not like westerners. And I think it's good for me. Enjoy your cancer.
Also, it's a stupid stereotype that most Indians won't eat meat. But I guess you already knew.

Dood, I'm a whitey and I can tell you that you have a warped view of the resistance, thanks to the former congress party rewriting bs. Look up Bose and Patel and their resistance.
As well, the entirety of hinduism is a unified system in which people worship different aspects/gods. Only plebcastes take everything super literally.

I would imagine northern indians to be of a similar genetic stock to middle easterns, and if you roll with that assumption and compare the number of olympic medals india wins compared to say, Iran

It would appear that diet does a lot more than most people acknowledge towards the cucking of a nation. Btw according to wikipedia India has the lowest level of meat consumption in the world, and the highest level of diabetes... considering that most of the population is poor as fuck, its not an unreasonable assumption to think that most of those who can afford food have diabetes

Rss fought against China while your commie friends supported them

>Hindu youth
That picture has middle aged men, half of whom are overweight. They wouldn't pass the fitness requirements for the territorial army let alone a standing army.

India won't become a super power for the same reason China won't, but at least china understand why unlike the Indians. India is being held afloat by western money, creativity and ingenuity. China pretends it has these things in hilariously false statistics about IQ, research and economic disparity, India just doesn't have the capability to compete. The day it becomes cheaper and more convenient to use African labour all the money will leave India and everyone will be saying how ironic it is that Africa, once the slaves of the west, are now becoming a super power.

Just ignore this shit. India and Pakistan will have a war at some point, they have to because India is getting too far ahead of them. Pakistan will attack before the gap between them will render Pakistan unable to win a war.

In their dreams, just like the guy in the OP.

Rss helps people during disasters
Your commies turned bengal into a disaster