Alright you spaghetti dicked fucks. Give me your best greentext stories

Alright you spaghetti dicked fucks. Give me your best greentext stories.

If this thread lasts long enough I got 2 stories about a femtard

Need faggoty stories. Aaaand go

Bump

>posts one pic and it's a fucking screencap of a screencap

Saged

I don't have any stories by bump

> be me
> 15 y/o m
> go to school with a femtard we'll call Suzie
> 250 pounds
> face of a pug
> as far as tards go, she's pretty tame
> im at my locker one day
> friend walks by
> I go to throw my backpack at friend for keks
> it shoots over friends head, right into the back of suzie
> herecomesthestorm.jpg
> she fucking starts howling
> not like a loud groan in pain, but like an actual dog howl
> "awooooooo"
> I grab my backpack and go back to my locker, trying to ignore the howling
> the entire fucking hallway is keking quietly
> I heard a loud noise from the tard guard, and prepare for a shitstorm of trouble
> nope.avi
> the tard guard is about to bust a blood vessel from keking so loud
> that started tge whole hallway up
> mountain of keks
> at this point suzie is on her knees, still howling
> the principal and a teacher come out of wherever the fuck
> teacher takes suzie to class, while the principal takes me and tard guard to the office
> me suspended
> tard guard fired
> best day ever

Anyone want story 2?

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Aight if I cant do it before this threal 404s ill make a tard story thread

Bump. I might dump later, but I hate the captcha.

u can use lgeacy captcha if u go to settings brah

This newfag thinks people need to be interested in his shit (on fucking Sup Forums) to cont his story
This newfag can't even spell "MOAR" right
And THIS fucking toolbag hasn't even bought a pass yet

Thread is crawling with cancer, abort immediately

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> same year as last one
> everyone forgets about howing suzie
> everyone still treats her with special care cuz retarted
> one morning we're all waitin for school to open suzie gets let off by the bus like usual
> walks to the door like usual
> and waits
> I was happened to be closest to the door, so everyone expected me to open the door for her
> I wasnt paying attention
> then I hear her
>"Hei opahn the doar"
> opens the door
> cuz I kinda felt bad for her
> she waddles through, and before I shut the door she speaks
>"nxt time ah shood nawt haff to tell yoo"
> this fucking tard trying to give me shit?
> already in a bad mood before
> so I say what any 15 yo says when someone gives them orders
> "fuck off"
> I heard a fucking echo of those words
> thats how fast the room went silent
> theboycussedtoatard.jpg
> I see the tard slowly start hyperventilating
> she starts trying to shove her sausage finger in my face
> she starts screaming
>"NOOOOOOOOOO"
> im sick of this by bow, so I start to close the door
> her arms in the way so I shove the door harder
> somehow the door pushing her somehow made her decided to do a spin
> except only with the top half of her body
> feet firmly planted, she swung her arms fast in a semicircle around her body
> I heard a tiny crack
> it was the same kinda crack you get with your knuckles just a gas bubble bursting
> but to suzie it was vietnam
> she screams like a banshee and wriths on the floor
> and she starts whooping like a police car
> the principal hears her whooping and comes outside
> thankfully she didnt remember why she spun
> thank god for her retardation making her have the memory of a goldfish
> she was still sent home because she wouldnt stop whooping
> I am scott free
> the real best day ever

The moar thing makes me think its bait, and I refuse people like you actually exist
But still, is it is bait, 10/10

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Alright, I'll go ahead and dump.

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To the guy with the femtard stories, thank you for blessing my thread

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I'll ask around to see if anyone else has any suzie stories

Always a pleasure. Not sure how many more I'm gonna dump. I've got to go to bed soon...and read my Bible.

I'm a terrible Christian.

Just go back to /r/greentext you Newfag

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This thread is literally the most Newfag thread I have ever seen

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dont worry newfag, that usually happens on your first thread

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I'll be lurking if anyone wants more.

Holy fuck my thread took off

More is welcomed

Alright, but I'm gonna wait for my Captcha to reset, or whatever the Hell. It's making me do four tests per post right now.

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Holy fucking shit, this ain't ylyl but sure as fuck I lost

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