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handegg sucks.

halftime show was decent though.

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Does anyone else here dislike the vast majority of sports but is really into MMA?

I feel like such an outcast. I'm not a sports fan. I don't like "sports fans".

I can't believed we got heemed

I don't understand how people can sit through a sport that has more standing around than action and more commercials than both of them combined

lol, I wanted Brady to win only because I know him from browsing the Sup Forums catalog while looking for the /heem/ thread

i tip my fedora to you dear sir

Right here
MMA is the only sport I watch, but I have hundreds of webms saved of it and I post in a general about it at least a little bit every day

Yeah dude. I am admittedly a 196er, kek. But people are fucking blown away when I say I'm into MMA and start talking about.

I come across as a fanatic, but have been a fan for less than a year. I watch most of the events alone (well not alone, with the friend simulator of course!!)

I can't stand any other sports, except for table tennis, but that's only because I play it.

>litetally geting BTFOd by a fucking meme ""football""

Its over, we are finished, MMA is ded sport, pack it up boys

>watching handegg

just let heem go for about 2 hours guys. we cant fight the football

Based op

Was out getting my dog on friday, how was the fights?

Lost yuge amounts of money on that monumental choke job.

Never gambling ever again

KOREAN ZOMBIE

SCENE WHEN?

Who will he fight next?

what is that thing on the left?

Wait, i thought she fixed her nose...

postin

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whos that on the left

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pick a number from 1 to 302

except 277, 256, 132, 4, and 25 obviously

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>tfw Sup Forums is gonna get worse

>tfw one of seven Americans in America who doesn't watch handegg

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Me

I mean I watch basketball until my home team loses, but even then I don't watch all the matches and just keep up with score. More obsessed and interested in MMA.

the guy in the white shorts looks like a child in some of those shots. It's something about his hair and the way he looks shorter in some of the camera angles just makes him look really young

You're a little bitch nerd. I bet you watch WWE.

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handegg is good, i didn't watch the halftime show

i watch handegg full time too, any other sports i just watch the play offs if my home team is in it or just the final game.

the pats are just something else lads, that was incredible

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>all these dorks that dont follow one or two other mainstream sports besides mma

>guy with docks on his shorts gets heem'd by The Truth

made me think, yo

made me think

The only thing I ever knew since I was 10 was the fight game. My dad took me too a combat mma gym and that was that.

Never learned how to play basketball, football, soccer, tennis. Don't give a fuck about then either. Fighting is the only sport to me which is the ultimate competition. Especially MMA.

People who watch basketball, soccer, hockey, football at the end of day just want to watch agression in driving thru enemy teritory to put an object in some of net.

Why not just watch fighting and see true agresion, heart, techinque, endurance. Humanity is a warrior race of people. I d.on't get how these sports became popular at all.

It's the only thing I watch and the only reason I come to Sup Forums

I feel ya man

if tom brady woke up with conor mcgregor money he would kill himself

i'd like to see him fights Lamas

You should gamble on things you know. If I see Cain Velasquez at sea level, Mcgregor, Khabib, Thompson, Stipe, TJ fighting I'm gambling the house on them

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>their dad wasnt a sports fan who taught them to love ball sports
>they didnt have a dad

yes, and football is the ultimate form of ball in goal. it's literally mini war strategy

MMA is individual combat, Football is team combat. all other sports are cuck tier except for maybe hockey or rugby

>his dad was a fat beer-guzzling retard whose favorite pastime was sitting in his armchair with a wide beater on, shouting at the TV while watching sweaty niggers jump on each other

I watched soccer since I was 4, I haven't followed it closely in the past two years though but I have a good sense of what goes on. I follow MMA a lot closer than everything else now that I'm older (24)

what does the money the players make have to do with the quality of the sport itself
do you think designer or whatever fad normie shit is popular right now is quality music because a lot of people listen to it

Good for Tom Brady he got really good at a sport where the technique and skill comes down to steroids and the natural size and slamming really hard into another person.

And Americans love football because it's a mock battle thing going and they buy into it. They watch for the slams and violence rather the intricacies of the plays.

If Tom Brady woke up and was stuck in a MMA Death Match with Luke Rockhold (a 185) it would be the same as suicide like you put it.

>his dad isn't dead

you said "why would anyone fight"

i'd say money is right up there

also because mma hasnt even been """mainstream""" for a decade while football goes back 100 years

sports are used to socialize and teach kids from a young age. that doesnt work too well with prizefighting on a large scale

This.

>wide beater

this, holy shit. i bet those same fuckers don't even train either

i'm not him tho

you're gonna trigger dockieboy

Falcons were literally leading for 75% of the game. I was watching it with some peeps who told me a comeback was nigh impossible, if I was by myself I probably would have hedged my bet. Literally an anomaly had to take place in handegg history for me to lose. I feel horrible, I'm much better judging fights but a guy who weighs 260 lbs can get KO'd by a smaller guy so who even knows anymore.

I know I wrote this as wellBut reality is people watch football for the violent slams rather the small details in the plays. I've had go out with coworkers to watch football games and they only get excited at the violence of the slams. Yet somehow my deep love for fighting is barbaric. And whats funnier they can't fight for shit but are the most agressive dudes in the fucking bar.

Fucking Cucks are the average male of today. No wonder black on white girl porn and cucking is so fucking high

I'm not gonna lie fellas I've been watching football on and off since I was 13. I think this game made me a football fan; it'll never top mma for me but that game was crazy.

I'm not gonna lie fella, I literally only watch the NFL one day a year and that game was pretty unreal

MMA has been mainstream since maybe 2011 in all honesty.

Before that dudes would just fight because they loved to fight. No money nothing really worth the pain. Expect the glory of when you knock someone out and crowd of 5 thousand cheers you on most feel like drug outta the world.

A fighter today in the UFC gets 10 and 10. Meaning 2 or 3 fights a year and if he wins them he's chilling at 60 plus Dana bonuses. Not to bad.

You dont know what the fuck youre talking about and you sound like a sexually repressed nerd.

It's definitely part of the appeal but I wouldn't hold the average fan to such low a standard.

Literally the only time to watch handegg is during the Superbowl.

I'm just angry that football gets so much love when every dude I know watches it for the slams.

Yet watching MMA those same dudes who cheer for those slams think I'm a bloodthirsty savage.

If you don't like fighting your a cuck in my view.
Let's be honest you were at some superbowl party as was I. When did the people cheer or get pumped in the crowd.

Anyone got the Korean Zombie win webm from the weekend?

Grasso is still my girl!
Anyone got some webms of her fights?

completed passes, they also reacted to incomplete passes. not really tackles. i'm not saying people are experts but they knew about as much as you can learn from playing madden which is alright.

Joe Rogan said the same thing about sports, don't listen to him too much he's retarded.

>When did the people cheer or get pumped in the crowd.
When ATL got that pick 6

He did it! Making MMA Great Again!

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>If you don't like me then fight me, user

Someone post all webms of last night. I missed a lot of the webms cause the thread was moving too fast

Why would I listen to that dumbass. His podcasts are literally "wow I didn't know that. Young Jaime pull that up for me" "dude weed is illegal" every fucking podcast. He understands his sport but even then says some dumb stuff. "He's a bad motherfucker" every dude ever.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/UFC/

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uncle dana meme is reborn

Thanks m8

youtu.be/CY_3bWoP1vI

sure you don't lad, you just happen to be spouting his same gospel

literally me, I don't watch any sports aside from MMA now.

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Cheers man
Any more?

Which of these d'ya think is gonna be the next featherweight GOAT?

Yair
Do hoo
New Zombie
Bektic
Knight
Hall

>not enjoying every sport
>not appreciating the dramatic storytellling that each game provides
>not learning sports inside and out, picking up the nuances that casuals miss
>not getting hammered at every sporting event you can
>not living with your mom at 35, with a Tom Brady Fathead on your wall, calling sports radio

What do you even do with your time? Read?

Pssh, everyone get a load of this guy. He reads.

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I'm watching Dragon Ball Super and Lord Beerus is stupid overpowered.

I've never seen that before. But fuck it Rogans right. Can't argue against that logic.

Team sports are a nice thing in elementary school tho. Get kids to socialize and develope rivalries with eachover and nobody gets hurt besides egos. But explain the Soccer riots in Europe of it isn't down to violence at the end of the day.

Come on bruh. Sports are just a watered down competion based off fighting.

>watching a rehash of the movie

Call me when they are done with that part

>mighty mouse is almost as tall as tyron
kek

Kik bryana_ruiz for nudes

i don't think any of these guys can beat Aldo, maybe because of their style Do Hoo or Yair both have a shot against him. but Doo Hoo needs to make massive changes and learn some fucking discipline, and Max could beat Aldo 2bh

Post them here

Choi literally has no ground game whatsoever

Best timeline ever!, now we just wait for ufc 209 for wonderboy to take the belt from woodley.

I watched the superbowl familia, All i have now is heem.

he knows how to stand up when taken down, against aldo what he currently does wont be enough i know that. but choi's got that potential

>football is the ultimate form of ball in goal

Ummm, have you literally never heard of rugby?

Football is incredibly contrived in comparison.