Rate the new tat' lads edition
/brit/
Allah
Allah
'llah
anime
Inshallah
Allah
wank over your best mate
Allah
on hindsight perhaps 4 eggs was too much.
Mashallah
im sad
im sad
love pints
if you mash allah I'll mash your fucking head in mate
hate special needs
cats
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what the fuck
>Anger is a Bift
what did she mean by this?
pints
>Masha Allah (Arabic: ما شاء الله, mā shāʾa llāhu), also Masha'Allah, is an Arabic phrase that means "God has willed", expresses appreciation, joy, praise, or thankfulness for an event or person that was just mentioned.
going to have a pint of becks blue with lunch
single linking aussie wanker
Why can't white people handle the bantz
not racist
you'd have to be a massive cunt to create such a thing
probably has a terrible life
that's what I thought prick
lads where do you get the respec scroll? doing a Virgin playthrough and really not enjoying it
dont care
Got a few errands to run. First I need to get my prescription at CVS Pharmacy. Will probably drop a bag of old clothes off at Goodwill and depending on time I'll grab lunch at Panera Bread or maybe just 7/11. Oh and if I need gas I'll need to swing by Citgo on the way
Anyone want anything?
>you're the worst type of normie, the one who cannot accept that not every life is as mundane as his own
who hangs their son for being bullied? whites are subhuman
Would you characterise yourself as a 'dodgy bloke'? I would personally
tic tacs and a packet of crispy m&m's please mate
how does a 9 year old hang himself?
bloke's too masculine for me
id go with boy
Nah I'm a nice lad
like everyone else you melt
he hung himself
Almost at the end of my 2 hour lunch
Back to being an office runt for the next 3 hours pretending to work
Why do neets not work? £100 a day to be on Sup Forums the same amount as you are
Probably yeah I definitely intimidate women who are out alone at night or early in the morning.
Brits, why for the love of god did you create Belgium and Canada
think I must have a nice face or something
beggars and people looking for directions always choose me out of everyone around
In greggs?
>crispy m&m's
GOOD lad
>b-but Mr Shekelstein... m-my novel...
>found hanged at Birmingham home by his mother
>'suicide'
It's because you look least threatening/intimidating
im nice but because of my selfconciousness and poor confidence i come across as extremely creepy and hateable
edgy
Mormons have tried to recruit me at least 5 times. What did they mean by this?
>nice face
you mean you look like a gullible muggy cunt
All males do that
amazing that lefties go to NY or LA and conclude that they want their cities to be multicultural like that when the rest of America is as diverse without the money where they need bulletproof glass in every shop.
America is an experiment in multiculturalism and it failed.
probably
as in his mother found him hanged you custard cream
unlikely
rude af as fuck
theory: most teenage suicides by hanging are actually just auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong
fuck off you tard
and israel
and pakistan and later bangladesh
brits are truly the source of all evil
t. pakerstanny :^)
if it was a real suicide then why did they but quotation marks around 'suicide'
checkmate baitheist
Tell them to come to the detroit-windsor region. I live right across from Detroit. The difference is surreal going over there.
heh
let the mandem in
ahh yes, all those neurosurgeons and mechanical engineers ready to fuel our economy
not me
5'8 btw
Addicted to coffee lads. All my days and nights are spent anticipating the point in the afternoon where it is optimal and the brewing method is as intricate with all the paraphernalia. The aeropress is my bong and and the cafetiere is my syringe . I can't even refuse when someone offers it after 9pm which ruins my sleep and the next morning.
Squealing that rorkes quiver with fear at the sight of this image. When faced with people in need and coming to help our economy, they are scared because they're a different race. Mind boggling
>tfw all these engineers, pediatricians, nuclear physicists and fruit pickers are getting poached by the continentals
>5'8 btw
they wouldn't even need to flee if it wasn't for BP
Actually lefties are all too aware that 2 americas exist . They're always writing about it.
just drink decaff or stop being a runt
I was addicted in uni and was getting headaches when I couldn't have it, glad I packed that runty addiction in
>muh economy
fuck off
You say that ironically but what makes you think they aren't?
>5'8 btw
>Mind boggling
It's actually pretty straight forward and a rational matter of priorities 2bh
I don't think anyone has claimed refugees are neurosurgeons
'owling
maybe because the countries they come from lack the infrastructure and means to produce skilled people
i hope your happy because that comment literally made me do a cut
ah yes the simple minded rorke
look at their disgusting skin and head shapes.
>i hope your happy because that comment literally made me do a cut
I don't get withdrawal symptoms though. I think I built up a high tolerance from my moka pot days. I think I still enjoy it for the taste more than the effect. Some times feel the heart palpitations depending on the strain though.
Would just have a tea before I ever choose decaf
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youtube.com
chooning in to some music
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funny but he does have a point
the economy 'doing well' only actually helps the elite, the poor man sees no difference
Kek
>tfw no jessie's girl gf
The creator of TRP just got doxxed lmao thedailybeast.com
>leader of the alpha male pickup artist community
>a pedo Republican lawmaker manlet known online as pk_atheist
SCREECHING
how long has the colbert meme been on Sup Forums?
been inexplicably laughing at this shit for the past hour
@034
Trying to care but it's not working
Just ditched work to come home and take a really loud smelly poo that's been brewing all day
jessie's jane?
did you guys hear that the creator of TRP just got doxxed?
unironically never watched an episode of his
the most ive seen of him at one time is when he and stewart had that comedy fight with conan