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Allah

Allah

'llah

anime

Inshallah

Allah

wank over your best mate

Allah

on hindsight perhaps 4 eggs was too much.

Mashallah

im sad

im sad

love pints

if you mash allah I'll mash your fucking head in mate

hate special needs

cats

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what the fuck

>Anger is a Bift
what did she mean by this?

pints

>Masha Allah (Arabic: ما شاء الله, mā shāʾa llāhu), also Masha'Allah, is an Arabic phrase that means "God has willed", expresses appreciation, joy, praise, or thankfulness for an event or person that was just mentioned.

going to have a pint of becks blue with lunch

single linking aussie wanker

Why can't white people handle the bantz

not racist

you'd have to be a massive cunt to create such a thing
probably has a terrible life

that's what I thought prick

lads where do you get the respec scroll? doing a Virgin playthrough and really not enjoying it

dont care

Got a few errands to run. First I need to get my prescription at CVS Pharmacy. Will probably drop a bag of old clothes off at Goodwill and depending on time I'll grab lunch at Panera Bread or maybe just 7/11. Oh and if I need gas I'll need to swing by Citgo on the way

Anyone want anything?

>you're the worst type of normie, the one who cannot accept that not every life is as mundane as his own

who hangs their son for being bullied? whites are subhuman

Would you characterise yourself as a 'dodgy bloke'? I would personally

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PbyR_2jx2ZA

tic tacs and a packet of crispy m&m's please mate

how does a 9 year old hang himself?

bloke's too masculine for me
id go with boy

Nah I'm a nice lad

like everyone else you melt

he hung himself

Almost at the end of my 2 hour lunch

Back to being an office runt for the next 3 hours pretending to work

Why do neets not work? £100 a day to be on Sup Forums the same amount as you are

Probably yeah I definitely intimidate women who are out alone at night or early in the morning.

Brits, why for the love of god did you create Belgium and Canada

think I must have a nice face or something

beggars and people looking for directions always choose me out of everyone around

In greggs?

>crispy m&m's
GOOD lad

>b-but Mr Shekelstein... m-my novel...

>found hanged at Birmingham home by his mother
>'suicide'

It's because you look least threatening/intimidating

im nice but because of my selfconciousness and poor confidence i come across as extremely creepy and hateable

edgy

Mormons have tried to recruit me at least 5 times. What did they mean by this?

>nice face
you mean you look like a gullible muggy cunt

All males do that

amazing that lefties go to NY or LA and conclude that they want their cities to be multicultural like that when the rest of America is as diverse without the money where they need bulletproof glass in every shop.

America is an experiment in multiculturalism and it failed.

probably

as in his mother found him hanged you custard cream

unlikely

rude af as fuck

theory: most teenage suicides by hanging are actually just auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong

fuck off you tard

and israel
and pakistan and later bangladesh
brits are truly the source of all evil

t. pakerstanny :^)

if it was a real suicide then why did they but quotation marks around 'suicide'

checkmate baitheist

Tell them to come to the detroit-windsor region. I live right across from Detroit. The difference is surreal going over there.

heh

let the mandem in

ahh yes, all those neurosurgeons and mechanical engineers ready to fuel our economy

not me
5'8 btw

Addicted to coffee lads. All my days and nights are spent anticipating the point in the afternoon where it is optimal and the brewing method is as intricate with all the paraphernalia. The aeropress is my bong and and the cafetiere is my syringe . I can't even refuse when someone offers it after 9pm which ruins my sleep and the next morning.

Squealing that rorkes quiver with fear at the sight of this image. When faced with people in need and coming to help our economy, they are scared because they're a different race. Mind boggling

>tfw all these engineers, pediatricians, nuclear physicists and fruit pickers are getting poached by the continentals

>5'8 btw

they wouldn't even need to flee if it wasn't for BP

Actually lefties are all too aware that 2 americas exist . They're always writing about it.

just drink decaff or stop being a runt

I was addicted in uni and was getting headaches when I couldn't have it, glad I packed that runty addiction in

>muh economy

fuck off

You say that ironically but what makes you think they aren't?

>5'8 btw

>Mind boggling

It's actually pretty straight forward and a rational matter of priorities 2bh

I don't think anyone has claimed refugees are neurosurgeons

'owling

maybe because the countries they come from lack the infrastructure and means to produce skilled people

i hope your happy because that comment literally made me do a cut

ah yes the simple minded rorke

look at their disgusting skin and head shapes.

>i hope your happy because that comment literally made me do a cut

I don't get withdrawal symptoms though. I think I built up a high tolerance from my moka pot days. I think I still enjoy it for the taste more than the effect. Some times feel the heart palpitations depending on the strain though.

Would just have a tea before I ever choose decaf

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chooning in to some music

.........

funny but he does have a point
the economy 'doing well' only actually helps the elite, the poor man sees no difference

Kek

>tfw no jessie's girl gf

The creator of TRP just got doxxed lmao thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/25/the-republican-lawmaker-who-secretly-created-reddit-s-women-hating-red-pill.html
>leader of the alpha male pickup artist community
>a pedo Republican lawmaker manlet known online as pk_atheist
SCREECHING

how long has the colbert meme been on Sup Forums?

been inexplicably laughing at this shit for the past hour

@034
Trying to care but it's not working

Just ditched work to come home and take a really loud smelly poo that's been brewing all day

jessie's jane?

did you guys hear that the creator of TRP just got doxxed?

unironically never watched an episode of his
the most ive seen of him at one time is when he and stewart had that comedy fight with conan