Get me laid Sup Forums

get me laid Sup Forums
19 don't get out often. don't think i'm bad looking but kissless virgin halp

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woah quad quads

just show your mom those quads, it worked for me

oh yeah i'm a furfag, no hiding that ugly watermark either

How do you look 17 and 37 at the same time?

Shave, be more outgoing, friendly, sociable, and lose the hat.

thank you

rip

Serious pussy destroyer here. First, lose the 'stash. It' not manly enough, so it looks kinda gay. Also, smile. Buy better clothes. Do some drugs, no opoids, take a ex or smthng.

def get rid of that stache

lol i get the stache is dumb but i keep it cause it makes me laugh when i see it

Shave that horrible mustache.
Be pleasant, but not a pansy.
Dress yourself like you give a damn about your appearance.

You got the beedy little eyes of a serial killer but that can't be helped. Shave off the pube stash drop the backwards cap it's not the 90's anymore. Even from that photo you look like your scared of your own shadow, women, love, confidence. Walk like you got the biggest balls in the city and for fuck sake smile even if you don't feel like it you need to at least give the illusion your fun to be around.

Cute

Would hump/10

You're not terrible looking, you just really need to get rid of the stache.

And don't wear the cap anymore (unless you're using it to cover up the fact that you're balding, in that case just wear it NORMALLY, not backwards).

Lose the cap or get a flat rim one and wear it forward. The ol' stache doesn't really matter, grow out your hair a little bit. Also, clothes. I don't like DRK sweaters either, and I hate yeezys/other "hip" shoes but it's what gets a man laid so you just gotta put up with that.

but dad hats>flat billed ones

You look like a pedo shave that stache

Dad hats are ok, I guess. Just wear it forwards.

Yeah but you need a dad bod for a dad hat, he aint got a dad bod he's got a "I just fought my way outta auschwitz by bench pressing corpses bod"

Smile like her titties are in your mouth

that's a good one i'll remember that

Ask your buddy Archer, pretty sure he gets a lot of poon

Shave that mustache, also dress a little bit less like an Eminem wannabe.

grow a mustache and go to your nearest gay bar.

you said you wanted to get laid. you didn't say it had to be a woman, faggot!.

Gillete

Rule 1 of Sup Forums, always post nudes

i mean i'm not against it

It makes chicks laugh AT you.

You look like an old friend I had
he was a fucking faggot

literally just shave your mustache and take that hat off

haha rip. got a pic of said faggot?

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you're actually not that bad looking. Just shave that tumor of a stache and put yourself out there

Checked.

Found your dumb ass video op, you really stupid

youtube.com/watch?v=imcGtPociuo

It's the mustache

deffo not me