Roast me /b fags

roast me /b fags

Nice trips, and you look like a generally chill guy.

Fuck Your mother u gay Fuck peace of shit

Clean up your fucking dishes, clean your fucking room, and start working out

thank mr skeletal

You look like you've got at least one skeleton in your closet.

You.

you seem ok.

Look like a pretty swell fella.

Also, if your hair is dyed your a fag

...

nice trips

are you bi?

Were you too poor to finish that haircut or are you trying for that metrosexual look?

Nice full house faggot should i hold the door open for you so you could finally come out of the closet.

I'm not gay or anything but I'd probably suck your dick

That makes you bisexual. Fact.

Op can we please see your dick?

your cut as shit, your winter bulk better be a fucking good one skelly

You're a skinny bitch who thinks being a skeleton hunched over is real abs.

I'll show you real abs, twink.

eat a steak and run up a hill you fucking pussy

Your body looks like a 24/7 hunger strike for marriage equality.

>it's true?
Watches at 0$ ?

You are the direct result of parents that smoke crack and knife fight eachother

Your future entails a reality show about you titled 'the rise and fall of a trailer park baby'

Malnourished refugees would sit at the 'cool' table before you ever will. You'll definitely be a school shooter

How can you not afford a better belt from all that twink money you're making?

The fact that you've sunk this low to show your face on Sup Forums tells me that you are ready to be the poster child for the next Sup Forums suicide. And trust me when I say this, you will well and truly not be missed by anyone after you hang yourself. Theres a 99% chance your parents are already dead and your uncle is your only other immediate family member, but of course you havent seen him since he fucked you when you were 9. So go ahead and get it over with. WE deserve to see you kill yourself you fucking faggot. You've CUCKED all that you can in this life time. So congratulations you've left no stone unturned. Now is the time twink. KILL YOURSELF.

This gay Namen Patrick Tschernitz
And he lives in austria Vienna 1100
Buchengasse 40 stairs 2 door 3

One punch in the ribs and ur done for rofl

Abs on a skinny guy are like boobs on a fat girl. It doesn't count. Fag

u look weaker than your excuse for your messy room

Randall?