Why are all programmers absolutely incompetent poo-in-loos or batshit insane transsexual weirdos?

Why are all programmers absolutely incompetent poo-in-loos or batshit insane transsexual weirdos?

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Because the competent ones get the will to exist beaten out of them by horrible companies that extol the virtues of "Crunch Time" being "All the time".

They spend all their time alone and get advice from IRC channels

Depends on the language

My brother is the only white guy at his office, aside from an Eastern European immigrant. A couple of Africans and mostly Asians and Indians.

because who the fuck would like to sit behind a computer all day being told to do math and shit
no wonder most autists are into comp sci and other coding crap

They're not.

Good/Amazing programmers never mention their job, their coding, or their years of experience sitting in front of a PC for thousands of hours doing debugging, tutorials, etc..

They are too busy making $96k-$250k a year working at home for mega-corporations to post on twitter or tumblr.

She's a qt

>Clojure
>fedora tier

my team of ~10 has four white guys including myself

sissy fuccbois make the best programmers OP this is a well known fact

Fuck yourself with a cactus you dumb wombatfucker

>weirdos
Yeah what's up with that? Most programmers still are just ordinary nerd weirdos though. I just really like computers, sci-fi, vidya, have assburger and usually stay in my house. I used to be the weirdo, but now there's so much weirder that I barely register. We were never special snowflakes either; just loathed.

/pol, how can I become a special snowflake if I am unenthusiastic about the cock?

The insane workload makes them all insane.

true geniuses are doomed to enter Terry Davis tier level schizophrenia eventually

is he wearing a dress yet?

They have great mental abilities that they underuse. This is what I realized when I first got out of that rut, started socializing, and had a deepfound epiphany. I am now the outsider looking in on nerd culture while understanding it, and it's a scary road. I can't convince them to see that their skills are deliberately being manipulated and diverted to the convenience of their kike overlords.

He's right though. Don't be mad because you don't know a real language

t. butthurt javababby

breh i work in insurance as an actuary, the two floors above me are programmers. They are like 80% utterly incompetent Indians, 20% competent but insane transexuals.

Because "women in tech" is the hot topic right now, so dudes who can't compete or otherwise want a competative edge, convince themselves they're chicks out of desperation.

Just like every other reason that dudes decide that they're totally and really and absolutely passable pretty pretty girlies.

And the poo in the loos are cheaper than paying local wages and more than happy to displace natives for a payday. Their countries are rife with corruption and entirely lacking of anything but the pretense of honor, and by that premise so are their societies and personalities.

Those who are most vocal about coding are those who have an agenda to politicize. This means WOMYN, trannies, and blacks are always going on about how they're "tech geeks". It comes from a sense of inferiority.

C++ and NumPy master race. Can I come to the US?

i am programmer and all the other programmers in my office are white men, we're nerds but not tranny freaks or, i don't think, batshit insane

Autistic programmer here. This is probably true. It's impossible to work in tech without just doing the dirty work for kikes and the military Industrial complex.

I'm almost at the point where i even think that programming is literally witchcraft and Inherently degenerate and ready to go off grid and be a mad hermit in a few years.

> C
> not god-tier
> Ruby
> not pajeet-tier

kill yourself

I'll let Sup Forums know if he starts to

I can't see how programming wouldn't be bad for your mental health.

Pajeet doesn't have much mental capacity to fuck up in the first place, and trannies are already messed up.

Best language coming through

I've heard of the idea that science is actually demonic in some way.

The trannies aren't actual programmers, see: Briana Wu

Haskell is cool as fuck until you actually try using it for something

>no CTFE
>slow as fuck
into the trash

I was autistic long before I even got into programming (I'm actually an EE major and I also have some hardware skills). I was literally in special education for a year when I was about 10. Honestly it's being raise in New York City that's more likely the reason I'm so fucked up though.

The more I learn the more I wish I never learned and the more I get the urge to see if I can join an Amish commune or something.

Realistically I'll probably just buy some land and learn to grow food bit by bit

i think that programming, especially in a coporate environment, is very stressful because people are constantly forcing you to work over hours or work faster and harder than is sustainable. people expect way too much for way too little pay, and in corporations you also have to deal with additional layers of obfuscation and complexity, basically programming with no freedom.

people deal with it in different ways. some people go insane, others become heavy drinkers, and who knows what else. i know i've been drinking like crazy to unwind and blow off steam.

I'm about to start teaching myself PHP and SQL to improve my prospects at my company.
How difficult is it bros?

anyone translate the logos to actual language names? Half of them I've never seen before.

PHP is easy if you have a pre-existing understanding of the fundamental programming concepts and methodologies

SQL is a bit different, but it's easy to learn, moderately difficult (or just time consuming) to master. of course it really depends on what SQL dialect you're using.

no mathematica, how so?

I'm glad I majored in electrical engineering honestly. I just started my current job but I could just move to a more hardware intensive position that has a field work component if I can't take the grind of coding.

IRC channels, to me, always seemed to be full of the depressed/angry neckbeard or the stronk independent woman types. I've only been in 2 or 3 if I recall because I had to ask questions.

Would you say my assessment is correct?

CERN is pretty spooky if you look into that and what aim to do. There's a lot of weird stuff at the facility too.

Go to bed, you time traveling faggot.

in order:

C++, Ruby, C#, F#
(C++ and F# are top tier)

? spiral, R, NumPy, Matlab
Haskell, Rust, Go, Fortran
C, Java, PHP, Python
Lua, ?, Groovy
Swift, Javascript, Node.js

some of those are specialized languages for a specific purpose. But making up tier lists is a great way to show normies how informed you are.

Because those who get shit done dont become famous

I'm convinced that coding eventually fucks up your brain because you have to think in a manner that isn't natural for humans.

that's nice that you have something to fall back on.

honestly i enjoy coding, i just don't enjoy re-designing the same thing 5 times because specifications keep changing and because users are retarded in general. that, or being pulled off of important work to implement "important" changes that in the grand scheme of things wouldn't matter if the users could be arsed to learn a thing or two every now and again.

That feel man. Luckily I work at a company that doesnt care if I spend half my team surfing the net. I can only manage a few productive hours a day

Are programmers in the US concerned about their job security, like getting replaced by H1b visa recipients? Or what do you think about the future perspectives in their industry, in general. Especially those of you, who work in web development (js, php and so on).

How long do you want to write the code anyway? I've heard that a lot of programmers don't want the job anymore after they reach 30-35+ years. It's probably not very exciting to code when you're a 50 year old geezer with sight problems and hemorrhoids.
Especially if you have to compete with young 20 year old students, who learn new things much faster.

Because you talk to attention whores who can barely manage HELLO WORLD. Programmers don't talk to niggers like you.

The blue square with a triangle inside is F#, the grey lambda and equals sign is haskell, the red spiral is scala, the green and blue circle with a lambda inside is clojure

or it just attracts autists who don't think like humans in the first place

>tfw attractive white male
>tfw coming out of school debt free
>tfw job lined up after internship

...

Most of these women are actually trannies

Programming is absolutely based at the root of it all. We just can't be using these skills as codemonkeys.

>I can't see how programming wouldn't be bad for your mental health.

Programming is amazing for your mental health. It doesn't mean someone from India can't be a programmer and be completely clueless about it. There's plenty of awful Indian programmers, I've seen enough of their code to know that they are being taught only enough to be able to hold a shitty job.

It could just be your upbringing. There's a lot of baggage that you can drop down. I believe the 20s is a perfect age to undo conditioning. You're an autistic programmer, yes? Treat your brain like a computer for a moment and see what's inside of it. Or take some psychedelics if it's hard, but the goal is to see all the steps that lead to an [action] that you make. Yes, including thoughts (which are actions) have an entire groundwork laid already that you don't normally notice. Humor the idea of toying with your own mind for a bit and try to find out what "fucked up" means to you and why you think you're fucked up.

At the end of the day, your brain is the only reference point you'll ever truly have. Things go in, things go out, but you never actually interact with anything outside of you. All those thoughts you have of what others think or what's outside your front door.. they're all still things going on inside your head. Don't get caught up in your mind, or else you'll never learn to use it appropriately when it comes to programming.

Autism tends to do that to you.

You neabt western programmers.

>C#
>good

C# is pleb tier hobby programming crap for people who couldn't handle other object oriented languages.

XNA was funny but seriously, fuck C#

Swift needs to be added to the top one

tfw C, C++, C# and Haskell.

>not coding entirely in assembly

*meant

>someone points out the overlap between trannies/traps and programming
>>n-nuh uh! not true! correlation doesn't e-equal causation! check out these exceptions to the rule!

>someone points out the overlap between glasses+facial hair and being a cuck
>>haha EBIN MEME BRO, I'm gonna go share this with my homies at r/TheDonald!

and what to you do ? Welding ? Or are you one of the oh muh government is shit and I cant find decent pay in muh shit country type of people ?

Thats possible

no

C# is very easy to find work with

Just leave Microsoft and work for a real tech company

>DOS
>Dirty Operating System
>these niggers have been coasting on this kernel THEY DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING WRITE THEMSELVES forever
>windows is still 100% asynchronous which causes so goddamn many fuck ups

programming is a meme job that attracts all the poos in loos

and insane trannies inherently hate people including themselves so they enjoy retreating into highly technical disciplines

I am at my uni still in my cse program and so far I've learned how to do almost nothing useful in any language. Join some sort of robotics like FIRST or whatever if you want to actually learn

I know c++, HTML, Python, and LabVIEW. Know a tiny bit Java.

C++ is based. Python is for retards and people who want to display pretty graphs, LabVIEW is also for retards and people who want to do some automation stuff, HTML is hardly programming and it has so many shitty things going on with it

C++ master race

Yes, like I said, pleb tier hobby language. Even java runs better if you know what you're doing.

>Unironically liking the abomination that is C++
>In Uni
>Only knows that many languages

as a Unity dev I'm triggered by this.

>HTML
>ML
>Markup Language

Html has no logic and is therefore not a programming language at all

Well, to be fair, that applies to just about any profession really.
Humans generally speaking were not designed to live on a single profession alone.

Everyone used to do a bit of everything because most skills were universal.
Now we are tremendously specialised and it's not particularly fun, but I guess that is what you are paid for.

>hobby tier
u wot m8? C# is the most popular general purpose language in use in industry. or it's a close 2nd to Java

>unity """"""""""""dev""""""""""""""

I dont have a job im neet till death... of the relatives that support me

>I'm from Sup Forums i will keep hating c#.

c# is the most elegant packed with features,continuously evolving you may say they copy other language good features but whatever cuck, easy to maintain, with good ide support, i'm thankful microsoft hasn't messed up that language.

Oh excuse me for having professional knowledge of one of the most popular game engines.

still cant switch types though.

>C together with Java and PHP, meme languages of the century
u wat

>programming
>maths
When will this meme die?

Lying Ted please:

pypl.github.io/PYPL.html

It's outdone by PYTHON and PHP for stallmans sake

cant wait til you get on whoremoans so we can all see your pink boipucci get some black cock

>is created by analyzing how often language tutorials are searched on Google.
statistic is muddied by poo in loos that code Python and PHP.

It's good for making shitty websites, the end

Oh yeah, also used for windows phone apps. I've never met someone with a windows phone but with C# you can write apps for it apparently. Personally I believed Nokia to be dead for a decade but apparently they now make windows phones.

>strlen
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>actually liking C++
Jesus

This. Former marketing scum that works w programmers. We were on all the time and all the good ones burned out.

You're not a professional until you've made something polack

The saddest part of this thread is that it´s actually better and more informant than anything on at the moment

>immigrant niggers keep leeching off our people! parasites! get a job!

I've made 4 games burger. And i was payed for all of them. Sadly they were all mobile shit tier games that I wasn't let to improve on the design

I agree with you with C++. If you want to do something cool with it try making a graphics engine. Don't listen to the haters.

>/dpt/ with less traps
i want no part in this

It's literally the Dane Cook of engines.

>he makes pay to win mobile games