How do I make my penis bigger?

how do I make my penis bigger?

rub it

Shove a glass thermometer up it and smash it. The swelling is permanent.

get a small built gf

find a girl who was part of the family of long dicked people fuck and make baby
now there's a chance your offspring will be larger than you

it's the best you can hope for it little dick nigga

Surgery

>kill nigger
>chop niggers penis off
>balls are optional
>go and purchase a sewing kit
>get to work
>???
>profit

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An old and little known trick that many pornstars swear by: use toothpaste. Make sure not to rub in the teeth whitening stuff though as that can have adverse effect on overly sensitive skin. Just use the regular Colgate stuff once a night and you will start seeing results in a few weeks.

hey OP how big (or little) is your pecker?

Be happy with what u got some girls like smaller penises make the most of who u are and what u have embrace urself find inner peace change ur life op follow ur heart

You kill yourself and try to reincarnate as someone with superior genes.

that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me on 4han

by having an erection.

Start fucking smaller kids

fag

u must be new here. Sup Forums is the cruelest and kindest place on the internet.

how does that post make me new?

u implied anons are not kind here

eat a penis seed and watch it grow in you like watermelon

Driclor - Its a medication to stop perspiration, it retains water/sweat. Rub this all over your cock and balls before you go to sleep. Rinse off in the morning and repeat for about a week. Should notice an increase in girth and length, plus you wont have sweaty balls.

You're welcome.

Get string, tie one end on cock and other to a door handle then slam the door

This.

I have heard this works quite well.

how did I imply anons are not kind here

He didn't imply that you fucking keyboard warrior..

Yesss

Why are you letting her shit on you?

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