Get into your car

>get into your car
>look right
>see this
>what do?

Turn 360° and drive away

idiot

kek. twist on a classic

Eurofags look left....

"How'd you get in my car? Why mine?
I'm not an Uber driver."

Bitch, you're sitting on my aux cord.

No, Britfags, Ausfags, and Japfags look left

>look right
Here we go another underaged american boy on the internet

Why are you driving my car?

punch the burglar in her fucking face

kindly ask her to exit the vehicle because if shes trying to steal i have no money if shes trying to fuck im still a virgin with small dick shes trying to be friends then your probably a figment of imagination

It's not our fault that you, british cucks, don't have rights in your own country.

These.
Why are Amerifats so ignorant? LOL

>get out of car
>pop trunk
>pull out metal pipe I keep back there
>pull her out of my car by her hair
>beat her with pipe
>drive off
I have a gf, I don't need a two bit skank trying to tongue punch my fart box

Flex my muscles and tell her to get the fuck out

Tell her to stop posting these shitty threads in this post-moot shithole he created.
I'd also like to thank leddit for stripmining this site for "teh maymayz" and sterilizing them before promptly overusing them then sending the used up knockoffs to 9gag and facebook.

>bitching about American automotive seating on an American website
>bu bu iz bazed uff ov jaffa-knees internetz
>still made in America by an American man who put American law as the default for illegal content
What a fag.

Woah, take it easy there captain 'murica

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Rape.

Drive and crash

triggered amerifat

Put on my surgical mask and spray chloroform to her face than proceed to keep her in my basement.

Stating the ways of the realm gents, accept them and move on or leave.

>Why am I in the passenger seat?
>Why are you in the driver's seat?
>Get the fuck out of my car!

Haha, we just don't give a shit about anyone else.

ask her why she is piggy backing on kendall jenners looks. then turn 360 degrees and touch her boob.

>joke about anywhere apart from murica
Haha yeah nice one
>joke about precious murica
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE muh freedom muh guns muh burger

Wonder why my R34 Skyline has has a 4-door window size instead of 2-door, and why the pillar is so big.

lolol

pretend she isn't there and hope she leaves.

>fuck yeah! I love being a cuck!

>he thinks those were jokes
It's just a prank, bro.

'Do you like anime?'

I hope Jane Leeves

Accurate/10

Tell her that feminism sucks

Joke/comment/statement whateva

1. Think to myself "I should have used a stronger anesthetic."
2. Smother her screams with another chloroformed rag
3. Drive back to my place
4. Bring her down into my rape dungeon.
5. Rape
6. Rape again
7. "Oh, what was I thinking!", removing her gag ball
8. Proceed raping

You tried.

kekd

Listen fatso, my names Pajeet, and my western yanky slut just blew me
How does that make you feel?

>triggered murican

Not even your dubs can save you from this poor quality faggotry. Come back when you have something with greater substance to your shitposting.

Heh that's right american joe your whitey sluts gobble my massive Indian sausage on the reg

>substance
>shitposting
Pick 1, newfag.

You realize this is an american website. America come first faggot

Hi user. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.

Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.

You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.

The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

LOL so true! I'm on ur side fello American :-)
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- The kawaiiest

is she even legal?

Is there any other correct answer than: RAPE!!

How the fuck have I never seen this pasta before

Wake up

who says we're getting in the driver seat

So beautifully eloquently put, well done my good sir

Its not pasta, watch your language cissy.

Even a shitpost can deliver proper keks, user.
Git gud

Looks like you're having a good rustle nigger

I do it to make myself laff, I'm not after your approval LOL
Learn how shit works fam.

But you would end up at the same direction you retard its 180°

...

You wouldn't happen to be Australian, would you?

...

Not in a car. It's four wheels, so 360 / 90. He would drive either left or right

Push her head towards your crotch.

>drive
>rape

MURICUH FUK YEH

>american website
Last time I checked the owner of this site is a Jap.

Wonder where I got the car, since I don't own one.